Here is the Diver's Toast I learned on Roatan many years ago:

Here's to Lying, Cheating and Stealing:
If you have to lie - lie to save a friend.
If you cheat anything or anybody - cheat death.
If you have to steal - steal more time off work to DIVE !

I put this on a trip report response but thought folks might enjoy it on this thread. Not trying to spam the system. Just post it for enjoyment.

love it!!!!!