ok guys..it's time for a little bt help..this sat.delta out of atlanta..need a delay..have short turn around soooo...lose your ticket in your purse at the ticket counter,,,maybe stumble and pretend to fall in the tarmack...stand in the aisle to put your carry ons up blocking the people behind you..delay people delay...don't let the plane leave without us...what's an extra 15 minutes?...

Hey Monty - offer the gal at the counter a deal she can't refuse (don't you have a pristine Yugo somewhere on the storage lot?) and delay her while she's signing the papers (the papers you rubbed with candle wax so the pen won't work, something like that)... And you can always say, "Well, let me talk to my manager...")

See you on-island - we'll have a little Hawaiian print flag on our truck's antenna...

b/d

Delta was great...our first time this September....LOTS of time...even with Steve's new hip search!
Relax...and smell the rum!
Have a great trip!