First the good......

"The Blue Planet" is now out in DVD format. Buy it!!

Now the bad.....

Check out Dave Scotts latest profile pic. You'll find him modelling his favourite frock! Should keep the heat off me for a while anyway. Thanks mate.

fancypants...yes, you have pretty much been replaced by fancySKIRT...i know you are probably weeping as you read this, however, he IS wearing a SARONG....pardon...took the stopper off the scotch...no ice, wanted to try the "other way"...bad idea..and accidentally grabbed the suppository in place of the throat candy...fancyskirt, you are a much better and braver diver than I will ever be...i humbly bow to my monitor...

you guys are just the fashion statement of the year...I hope Time Magazine is reading....Dave needs to add just a little more color...but it is an nice touch....doesnt look like alot of tradewinds wherever the picture was taken...so the locals were safe....

No tears here Cynde.
I mean...business is business & any sale is a good one. No matter who the proud new owner is or what he decides to call them Mum (or I, for that matter), won't be offended.
Incidentally, when her order to Fiji was shipped, Mum definitely labeled the consignment "skirts".
It was, and still is, a sore point with Mum, that the Fijian males showed little interest in her Tartan & Paisley Mohair Autumnal Pant Collection. For once Jack Zomik had offered good advice when he told her to stick to the tried & tested cotton goods that she was producing for him to sell so successfully from his Ron Jon outlet in the Sunshine state. The Fijians board riding American cousins just couldn't get enough of 'em.
"But everyone loves Angora" enthused mum.
Sadly she was way off the mark. With the exception of the initial bundle, which was bought by a bespectacled fijian goat farmer the moment it hit the dockside, the entire shipment went unsold.
Needless to say…..the guy with the glasses thought mistakenly that he was adding to his herd.