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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Glen Reem on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 5:13 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Have you heard about the new sushi bar in Kralendjik that caters exclusively to lawyers? Its called Sosumi.

And:

The Washington Post challenged its readers to come up with riddles and their rhyming answers:

What's another name for mad sea cow disease? Manatee insanity.

Who is Sammy 'the Claw' Langostino? A mobster lobster.

What do you call the lie you tell when you claim an appendectomy scar is from a shark bite? Surgery perjury.

What cavalry division defends the vast onion fields of Tuscany? The Italian Scallion Stallion Battalion.

From the December 2001 Reader's Digest.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Ann Phelan on Sunday, December 9, 2001 - 6:19 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Glen, you are a hoot..

Are you going to BON to see your family?

Annie
Cape Cod

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Glen Reem on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 12:00 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

No plan at present. :–(

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By michael gaynor on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 4:42 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

If you keep passing on jokes like that Glen, you probably will be banned for life!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Denise L. Kacavas on Monday, December 10, 2001 - 5:55 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

My sister in law recently got a bad cut/many stitches/scar on her leg in FL... the cause was unknown but occured when jumping off a boat and is believed to have been from an anchor. Her family in New England quickly passed the story word of mouth from one to another through many people. The latest version was that it was a shark bite. Falls close to the category of surgery perjory :-)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Glen Reem on Tuesday, December 11, 2001 - 11:08 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Denise, Close, close!!! :–)

 


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