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Community Chat: Raindrops and Thursdays and stuff....
Bonaire Talk: Community Chat: Raindrops and Thursdays and stuff....
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Donna (Agent 99 wannabe) ) (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6275) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 6:44 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good Morning, BT!!

Welcome to Thursday...rainy here....and chilly...April showers brings May flowers??? I sure hope so!



♥ ♥ Have a beautiful day!!! ♥ ♥

Hugs, hugs all around!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By KOB (LBR32) (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #566) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 7:04 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Thursday's funnies ...

MOMS IN GROUP THERAPY

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.


(Message edited by kob159014 on April 7, 2011)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By KOB (LBR32) (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #567) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 7:06 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

WARNING ... Slightly Political, but Funny

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Judy Workman (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #309) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 8:45 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Morning All! We have sunshine today :) Had a great session of yoga last night; sooo relaxed! SOS at work but Friday is in sight! Hugs to Louise and Jeanine and anyone else who needs them.
One month and I'm officially on Bonaire! Yippeee!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By *Linda* (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #9242) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 9:22 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good Morning BT.
A gentleman at the front door wished me a happy Friday Eve. :) I like that.

Donna, no rain here for a change, thank goodness. We had about 6" of the stuff last week.

KOB, loved both jokes. :)

Judy, only a month to Bon? You are a lucky woman.

From Dolphin Tale's Facebook page:
"Hey guys, the trailer premiere on Entertainment Tonight and Yahoo Kids did in fact get pushed to Thursday. Anticipation. Is. Building. Thanks for your continued support. Let's keep getting the numbers up on this Fan Page. Please suggest all your FB friends to "LIKE" it."

So there will be a little something about the movie on ET tonight....unless they push it out again.
winter

Ciao!



(Message edited by tlraz on April 7, 2011)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By BH (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4191) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 9:25 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good Morning All.

Hope everyone has a Great Day!!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Eileen**and* (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #16122) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 9:25 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good Morning everyone!!! Been busy - but have been lurking!

Well it's official - the snow is gone from our yard!!!! Said goodbye to the last patch yesterday (not sure why but I was a bit sad....).

But this morning, fog rolled in and because it is below freezing - cool things happen - ice forms on the plants. Took pics - no not trying to be a professional - just looked beautiful this morning!
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Off soon shoppin' with a Riker and Kedron... It's my close friend's due date today.... so thinkin' - c'mon baby!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By KOB (LBR32) (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #568) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 9:27 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

One more just for fun ...

Dear Internal Revenue Service:

Enclosed you will find my 2010 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.

I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six (6) hammers (valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot, bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00. Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the "Presidential Election Fund," as noted on my return.

You can do this inexpensively by sending them one (1) 1.5 " Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00 each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your convenience.

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year.

Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Cecil* (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #8806) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 11:13 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good morning all.

Feel Good Stuff.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By "Barbie"Ruth******Ken's forever love (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5640) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 11:20 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

My dentist just told me a Thursday funny: "Come back at noon for a root canal!"

Unfortunately he wasn't kidding :(

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Little Bus...Dianna Rides the Little Bus (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #655) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 12:29 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good morning to all - wishes for a fantabulous day for y'all.

Heehee - great funnies & happy tunes, & Eileen - beautiful pics!!

Ruthie...Ohhhhh... sorry 'bout that root canal - I wish you good drugs & a kind dentist..

ok - heres "underwear dust"
One evening a husband , thinking he was being funny , said to his wife , 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'.
Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused , and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.

'April' , he hollered into the bathroom , 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'

She replied , 'It's not talcum powder; it's 'MiracleGrow'!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Barbara "CB" Gibson (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6460) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 12:54 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Dianna, you are a bright spot every day...don't go away after you next Bonaire trip, ok?

Back to rain and cold here in NorCal. How stupid. Hope this is the last round before spring finally shows up. I know, I know....were babies about weather, not like you robust East Coasters. You could live here too!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Maggie/PS (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13640) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 1:41 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good Day All!!!:):):)

Funny funnies!!!!! Diana, THAT is FANTASTICLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!:):)

So, today Mom and I are fighting fleas!! We have bathed all of the dogs. 3 chihuahua's and one Silky(like a big yorkie)...Luckily Rita is on Comfortis and has no fleas. But her "Baba" had a sample of Rita's special shampoo, so, she's clean and shiny!!!:)

Went to the doc today, seems I MAY have diverticulitus. G says that's because we dive. He has it also. So, the doc is treating me for that and will call me next Tues. and see how I feel. I must be well the weekend of the 21st of May!!! I have my priorities!!!!!!:)

Love yall!!!!!F'n♥

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Barbara "CB" Gibson (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6461) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 1:46 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Last peep in for me, guys...out to work. Have a good day!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Little Bus...Dianna Rides the Little Bus (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #656) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 1:50 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

CB - no worries - I'll be "stuck like glue" --love that song..
I was pretty cranky last year anyhoo - y'all didnt miss much :)

Ohhhhhhhhh Maggie - fleas suck - (pardon the pun) - we have to have the hounds on year round & the meds make their breath & fur stink.. bleah

Ok - off to work

Cheers y'all

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By "Barbie"Ruth******Ken's forever love (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5641) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 2:08 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Ugh! 10 shots of novacaine later...

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Princeypoo******Kenny's Muffin Forever (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #871) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 2:42 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

I could have done that root canal for you. Have a new bit in my dremel. Probably could have done it one shot[Cuervo Gold]Good luck with it.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Cecil* (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #8807) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 2:47 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Weird but very cool.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By KOB (LBR32) (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #569) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 3:00 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Very cool, Cecil. Too bad more of us couldn't be more like them.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Cecil* (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #8808) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 3:03 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

LaLa Land.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Maggie/PS (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13641) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 3:45 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Ppoo, I may so use you as MY dentist!!! I just need a cleaning, and I know you have a bit for that....and if I get Cuervo Gold, well, IT'S ALL GOOD!!!!:)
Do you work outta hotel rooms???

Dang, this computer just went NUTS!!! I was on FB, then logged out, and went to shut it down...There where like 50 small windows of FB that opened!! AND I couldn't close them....Finally I just turned this thing off. I can't afford a virus on this right now. SO, no more FB....at least til later. I do want to see if it happens again.....ODD.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By I'll always be BOOM here! (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #14893) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 4:19 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Hello and top o'the afternoon to you

Not much to say 'cept have a happy day and be safe out there.


Prayers up for the people of Japan... my gosh but your ground is shaking up a storm.
♥♥♥♥♥♥

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By brenda (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1315) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 5:25 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

I've been dodging the media all afternoon. Man they're intrusive and persistent. "I know the family and have nothing to say to you" is all I've been saying. The police forensic team are still at the home.

http://www.trurodaily.com/News/Local/2011-04-07/article-2408782/Man-attacks-Truro-police-officers-with-baseball-bat/1

My elderly neighbors scarey son......


 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Maggie/PS (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13642) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 5:27 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

OH, Don't let me forget....

IT'S TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruth's pic...I just love these!!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Roy - 'Rayman' (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4081) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 5:47 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

and we are only 20ish posts off the 700,000 now wouldn't that be an appropriate time to switch over to BT2 :)

Ein Prosit Y'all

bright

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Maggie/PS (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13643) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 5:49 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

EIN PROSIT to you Roy!!!!!:)

Am I gonna be able to find BT2?????

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Roy - 'Rayman' (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4082) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 5:51 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

I'll carry you there PegiSue roomie

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tom (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3150) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 7:44 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post


http://youtu.be/ZB66fa5qm34

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By brenda (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1317) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 7:51 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Time to dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_9mnBxnlwA

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Donna (Agent 99 wannabe) ) (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6280) on Thursday, April 7, 2011 - 10:15 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Brenda :)

Hey PS...guess what I got in the mail today!?? :) :) :) Thank you..

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By I'll always be BOOM here! (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #14895) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 12:48 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Rasta came home tonight ♥

Sleep well my friends
Stay Safe
Peace

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Little Bus...Dianna Rides the Little Bus (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #657) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 1:30 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Ohhh Boom!!! Huge hugs to you.. Serenity in your heart.. calm in your head..
I wish you sweet dreams, I bet you'll feel Rasta with you tonight..
Sweet dreams all..
Well wishes.
CHeers.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By brenda (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1320) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 8:23 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Donna, She Creature?

Batten down the hatches!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Donna (Agent 99 wannabe) ) (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6282) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 8:24 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

huh?

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By brenda (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1321) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 9:22 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Donna, oops, thought PS was ps as in "oh I forgot to add this thought"

had a few e-mails about a movie, info requests

ignore the brainfart ;-O!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Donna (Agent 99 wannabe) ) (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6284) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 9:26 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Brenda, hey no problem...thought that might be what happened...was talking to Pegisue...got my "post like Jerry" sticker!! :)

movie info requests? What am I missing??

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By brenda (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1322) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 2:03 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Oh, it's a B monster movie, about a side show, a mermaid and an ocean voyage. She Creature

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Maggie/PS (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13651) on Friday, April 8, 2011 - 7:15 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

PS...Maggie:)



 


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