Let's get this partay started!!!

Let's hump, let's hump awayyyy...

Good morning Tink amd all to follow

Quite the storm here last night ~ a lot of rain.

Internet and phone are back, so that's good!

Still troubled by my elbow, going back to Doctor tomorrow. Missing tennis SO much.

Hope everyone has a Great Day!!!

We have snow on the way.....another busy day here so I don't get to play....and not had time to catch up on the threads.

Gotta Run!!!!

Hi BT! Snow started here, a couple inches already, then rain, then heavy wet stuff tonight.

I am so ready to see some flamingos flying over the sky instead of Canadian Geese!

Good morning all. Tink, thanks for starting this, much better than semi-nekid gingers. Nice to see you back, although it will be afternoon before you read this.

Big storm tonight and tomorrow morning, I have tomorrow off, I'm getting a hole in my head (dermatologist).

Shoveled 3inches of heavy white stuff off driveway and sidewalk. Turning into sleet/rain now, glad I got that off as it will freeze later, snowplow doesn't like heavy white stuff. Next round tonight and it's gonna be plow amounts for sure.

Debs, we are just getting all snow here, and it is piling up big time.

Wednesday funny ...

Will I Live to see 80?
Here's something to think about.

Bob recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said Bob was doing 'fairly well' for his age. (Bob just turned sixty two).

A little concerned about that comment, Bob couldn't resist asking the doctor, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

The doctor asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'A little wine or a cocktail once in a while,' Bob replied. 'but never any drugs.'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs?

Bob said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' Bob said.

'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of sex?'

'No,' Bob said...

The doctor looked at Bob and said,.. 'Then, why do you even give a s**t?'

Morning peeps! It's in the 30's here so it's a heatwave. Expecting more snow today and tonight.

Three weeks from Saturday I'm leaving for our paradise.... let us all have silent prayer to the passport gods.... come on baby, BE THERE!!!

Riley is on the mend, finally. Back to the sitter today after a LONG period of time at home with only mom and dad. He's a happy boy today! lol!

Damn! Still snowing, stopped for a few minutes and yes, Jim, it is piling up fast!!!! This is gonna be big, no doubt, and I was hoping to be on the right side of Phila. this time and get spared big amounts, doesn't look like it is to be.

Ok, so,,, ok,,, wait,,,ok,, so,,, hold on.

B29

$0.25

BJ anyone?

Cecil, just make sure no brains leak out...just sayin'

deb, Jim, stay safe!

Riblet, glad rileys on the mend...oh, and lalalalalalala on Bon...I can't hear you!

Morning baby Jerry...

They had school today, but they are getting out at 11:30. I just sent a text to Kathi and told her I would pick her up at noon. Holy ••••, is it coming down.

K'ay, no more weather talk here. Getting lots done in house today, wheels up soon! Gives a gal a lot of incentive to keep it up and get 'er done.

What's everyone doing today? I say we all book a plane and head south!

It's so good to see you back Cynde.

Debs, we could not get out of Phila International. I hear they are closing.

Debbie....Louise is ready...she has been house bound for way to long..Not going to Bon this year was more painful then we thought

Today is a short day for me. I have a meeting with Phillips Academy, they are buying 20 bikes with all the toys

WooHoo on the bikes, Jerry! Makes it worth going in today. Well, find somewhere south, hey, I think Florida is only state without snow? Or some other island cheaper and closer than Bonaire? I hear lots of folks here in the NE are making travel plans this month!!! Gotta go get some sun power somewhere, don't dilly dag, go for it!!!!

That's a good day Jerry. I am also happy to see my buddy Cynde back here.

Jim, as long as Newark airport is open on Saturday, it's o.k.

Mornin, ALL!!

Sounds like a good morning for..........




Cynde!!! That really YOU?????

Great to see you posting again!!!

Good news on the big sale, Jerry!!

Okay - the weather....... Not bad here at all!!

But we're getting something different, or with a different name.....

The Weather Guesser's are calling it............

..................Ready for this............

..................Snow Grains!!!

To me, it looks like dry, miniature spit balls!!!

But at least I don't have to shovel it.......YET!!!

Here's hoping everyone has a GREAT DAY!!!!!

No matter the weather!!

Bill

Bill, you taking Happy Pills again?

Jerry, cancelling my trip to Bon this year is still painful!

Hi mr superturtle

It just sucks!

Hi Jerry

Want me to bring your dive gear home with me?

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay
of execution.

His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was
feeling worn out and depressed.

As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him
about, 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you
been?

Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he
poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the
bathtub, pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged
himself up the stairs.

While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told
that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of
execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to
go up stairs and give him the good news.

As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her
husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

He whirled around and screamed, 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU
EVER STOP?!'

Ugh...I won't even describe what it looks like outside my windows. MF and PP be very glad you are not here! It is just wicked! My road is so bad that even in 4wd I couldn't back into my driveway. I just hope I can back out when it is time for me to go to work at 2:30! Boys have mid-terms this week and Jared was able to get to his morning test. All afternoon tests were cancelled and will be rescheduled. Ken's office is still open, but I'm hoping they use some common sense and close soon! Nobody should be on the roads right now.

Why, oh why, do I have a job that never closes? It would be so nice to sit in front of the fire with a nice drink tonight!

Ahhhhh, the joys of life

Time to go read the rest of the thread...

Hugs to all

See you from the dispatch desk shortly...

Ruth, I absolutely feel your pain! Our dispatchers works their you-know-what's off, round the clock. It's a thankless job most of the time. But thank YOU for all you do to help our police officers. They all have favorite dispatchers, I bet you are one of them!

No snow here, usually we get it before Philly... but nary a flake yet.

Cynde, come to Belmar in Feb.!!!!!! Room is paid for............

Kelly, i wish! I have a $200 credit there!!!!

Loving Wife


A man breaks into a house to look for money and guns.

Inside, he finds couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of the bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed

The convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck,

Then gets up & goes into the bathroom.


While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife:

'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes!

He's probably spent a lot of time in jail

And hasn't seen a woman in years.

I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex,

Don't resist, don't complain...do what ever he tells you.

Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is obviously very dangerous.

If he gets angry, he'll kill us both.

Be strong, honey. I love you!'


His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.

He was whispering in my ear.

He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute,

And asked if we had any Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey. I love you too.'

Cynde... too bad they don't have a bar, or I'd be Ms. Cynde Lee... lol!

Good morning...off to do errands. Nice to see you Ms. Tink, so, do you still have the lumbago???

I'm just sayin...

uh oh....I think I will get slapped for that one!!

good morning all

love the thread as usual.
jerry thanks for asking feel better but feel a cold coming on. hope it stops before it takes hold

hi ra slap slap do u feel better now. ha ha ha

tink so glad ur back

hope the snow people are ok hugs coming ur way

debbie hope u get out on sat. think positive

hugs to all

Rusty's house burning, now this. It's all downhill from here.

Cecil, just read about JB, hope he will be o.k. and my heart just goes out to Rusty....

The only problem I have with the article, it says that Jimmy is stable but we know better.

Definitely heart breaking about Rusty.

Mornin, ALL!!

Sounds like a good morning for..........




Cynde!!! That really YOU?????

Great to see you posting again!!!

Good news on the big sale, Jerry!!

Okay - the weather....... Not bad here at all!!

But we're getting something different, or with a different name.....

The Weather Guesser's are calling it............

..................Ready for this............

..................Snow Grains!!!

To me, it looks like dry, miniature spit balls!!!

But at least I don't have to shovel it.......YET!!!

Here's hoping everyone has a GREAT DAY!!!!!

No matter the weather!!

Bill

Bill, are you ok?

The snow is just starting

WOW!!!!

Deja Vue all over again!!!!

Afternoon!!

The stuff that fell here isn't worth even thinking about moving!!

We're sitting just below freezing, which is pretty darn good for this time of year!!!

Hugs and warm thought to all of those having to deal with the white stuff!! Our turn will come again - possibly before or on the weekend!!!

Ruth - You asked, "Why do I have to have a job that never closes"

Because, my friend, that is what has defined you - as YOU!! The seat you occupy at work is where the most good is done, where the most people are helped, by getting the right assistance to the right location at the right time!!! A LOT of responsibility rests solely on YOUR shoulders, who to send, how many, is it dangerous.......... can I keep this person calm, or conscious until they get there.

Rarely will you receive the thanks you so richly deserve, so let me just say


THANK YOU!!!

because I know your job - from the 'other' side!!!

Bill

Ok kids, it's drive time

Later Janis.

RA, LMAO

Hey, it's a celebration b*tches LOL!!!!! -

Snowing like crazy here. Not sure what we have so far BUT it's supposed to land somewhere between 7-10". Rob may not make it home from TX but I'm OK with it LOL!! He bought a BIG toy at the gun convention and it's only fair that I do something BIG again. The nuns will ride again soon LOL!

I've already put a call in to my mow guy who is also my snow guy He's on the case and will blow the snow tomorrow morning

Kelly and Bill thanks I do enjoy my job immensely and wouldn't trade it for the world (although if by chance we were to win the lottery, I could see exchanging it for a sweet view somewhere called Bonaire ) I am glad that most of the people have decided that the roads are not drivable and that the accidents have stopped...for now! We had about 6 accidents right when I came into work. No injuries thank goodness!

RA...I love that!!! No offense, but I'll keep mine They don't cause too many problems

Kobi...go for it! I call it sanity

Yahoo news has justified me buying sweaters and coats for Li'l Red

I knew it! It's not just a fashion thing!!! :

Yes, Ruthie, Thank You! I can only hope that if I ever have to call 911, I get a person that cares so much and goes the extra mile for who is in need as you do!

Phhhhpttt! They just up'd our snow, getting 8-12 now! Eeek! I am gonna have Gregg show me how to use that snowblower tonight for sure!

A piano mystery for CB!!!

Bill

Dang! Ken just sent me this link. Guess what? We ARE the eastern part of Long Island!!! Seems as if we are in for another bit of a storm. Please let me be home BEFORE it hits!!!!

Sorry Ruth Seems as if we might get just 3 - 6" this time around.

We got it all going on here tonight, rain, then sleet, then thunder boomers, lightning with heavy snow,high winds at the moment between thunder, never saw a thunder snowstorm, but can say I have now. Not going to be pretty in morning.

Okay...wish me luck. Getting in the truck to head home in a few!!!!!!!