Food list to date.

* Judy Baby-back ribs with a sweet & sour BBQ sauce.

* Ken & Ruth Filet of beef and hard clams (littlenecks and cherrystones) (if red tide doesn't shut us down) Plain Old Pennsylvania Dutch Scrapple

* J & L. Wine, beer, soft drinks and Corn, grilled or boiled. Greek salid. Spam cooked in pork fat. Chicken wings.
* George Steamers and edible hardclams that Ken will show him how to open {how about some stuff clams dear??}

* Linda 2 or more key lime pies.

* Freddie- not so Boiled Hot dogs and buns and still working on it with Debbie B

* Deb B huge batch of Ghirardelli Brownies (and creme puffs if can figure out how)

* Kobi- paper products to be shipped to shop

* Tom ???????

* Denise and Teddy - potato salad and a special cake, instead of Greek cookies... been working on an idea for it :-)

* Ruth ~ a surprise

* Carl % Jan - Shrimp and dip.

* Darlene ane Tom - Tom's famous baked beans and marinated chicken

* Ann - Some really good artisan garlic bread??

* Lemon Drop aka R.A. - cash, Italian cookie tray

*Jim and Kathi- A big *** cheese plate with assorted meats, crackers, and other **** that looks good.

*Jim and Kathi- Toilet paper too. You can never have enough of that at one of these things.

LaDonna - either 7 layer dip or a dessert of some type

*RA - Tofu Pate, Pine nuts, green beans.



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I'm hoping Jerry used the money I sent towards box wine!! (I find WalMart and Target brand to be amongst the finest!)

Yummmmmm

Can we change the date

George, for you, name the date.

September 25 might work for me if it's ok with Janis

Jim are you making the scrapple or do you want me to? Think i can get some fresh pig if not i can always substitute raccoon.

12 days

George, If you would have someone read you the list, (eyes, age and all), you would know that scrapple is already on the list

No my friends, that is not banana or zucchini bread. It is scrapple, that when fried in butter, is guaranteed to make your life a bit shorter. "Elizabeth, I'm coming to see you, this is the big one."

Guaranteed

Chocked full of p*ckers and lips since 1901!

LOL Mine won't be chock full of that stuff...

Jim i see you spared no effort in opening that prepackaged store bought scrapple. It only counts if it's homemade and packed in a clay flower pot.

Ken BM (eyes age and all yourself)

Jerry 12 days till what?

Tennis anyone

George, funny, not too many people know about the clay flower pots. You are the man.

OK, so seriously, is somebody really going to bring/make that ••••!!?!?

Kobi, you will love it unless someone tells you what it is.

I am thinking of adding sweet breads (lamb) to the mix.

Never ever cook scrapple in doors.

So maybe I will grab a few bags, that are in the pocket of the airplane seat in front of me, just in case? LOL

I'll bring some up. Habberset is the best. I have one in the fridge getting moldy right now. LMDAO.

Thanks, I think....LOL!

We have a really good Mennonite restaurant not far from home. They are famous for their awesome breakfasts and often times have Scrapple or Pan(Pon) Haus or however you say that word LOL!

Good thing I have a connection in Philadelphia on my way to Boston. It will allow me time to secure more than one airplane barf bag

Link, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm, properly aged, not moldy.

Okay, ahm bringdicating sweetbreads and souse. Boi tha Jeebus, we gunna hev sum reel gud eets.
"Hay squaw, ya mite wanna pakk them Deepends ah gut yah fer ar anneevirsirree, weez eetin uptown rich foak fuud in Amsbarry."

Pam's on the phone right now trying to find Haggis. We usually only serve that at holiday times but, this is a day for celebrating for sure.

Nothing like a good sheep gut Tom.

Being Irish, I was brought up on blood pudding, which is kind of like a breakfast sausage. It has corn meal and cow's blood in it. I actually like it. The first time I ever went to Patagonia, which used to be the Argentinian Grill, I got a mixed grill, and sure enough the Argentinians eat it too.

My father's people call it boudin noir.

The mic mac called it dwunga ahduthnok Tonkda, which roughly translates to:

"Holy ••••, you got the white folk to eat it Tonkda."

Isn't scrapple usually served with a side of samp?

OK, I'll bite. WTF is samp?

It is corn that has been relieved of all flavor and texture kind of like tofu. Taste like whatever grease you fry it in

Kind of like rendered down pork fat.

Dear GOD I have never googled so much in my life than I have today
That almost sounds dirty!!!

If this mini meet takes a turn for the worst with food I pray RA can pack enough tree bark for us to sustain ourselves the weekend? LOL!

Glen's on Friday night will be safe

Kobi's googling herself all day, scrapple and samp abound, Jerry and Louise are moving to Florida on the 24th and I'm gonna be eating tree bark and cookies along with my litre of Grey Goose..Now that's a party!!

What's the plan for Glen's? I think by the time Kobs and I get our •••• together you all will have eaten.

I also am so excited since it is a costume party! I love these types of parties, I can't wait to see what everyone dresses up as! I think I can guess Georges costume!

Kobi too? I was googling myself at the shop, Pam sent me home early because
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the customers were complaining - bitches!!!
No big deal on missing Glen's you can get a fish sammich at the McDonalds, next to the Dunkin Donuts around the corner from Jerry's.

Who needs a fish sandwich if I've got DD! coffee regular and a choco-creme filled powdered donut will keep me going all night!!

LMAO, Tom googled at work LOL!!!

DD and fish samiches! •••• I think this thing is in the bag now

RA, you are gonna need that Grey Goose by the time we land, get the car and I drive the Ferrari LOL!
Don't be skeered! They drive on the left side of the road in Boston so we're good to go LMAO.

Oh h3ll, Kobi in the drivers seat?? OY...I better get Grey Goose and Mr. Belvedere delivered STAT!

LOL....Thelma and Louise ride again

Costume party??? George did not tell me that. I have an idea. If we all get dressed like this, it will be so kewell!!!!!!!!!!!!


or

We can come as other people on BT. How much fun would that be?

In have some special •••• for the "I don't eat meat" people. Spam made from sawdust, and grains.

I also have some prime steaks coming cut into the shape of Gumby>>>>>RA don't eat meat that looks like meat??? WTF happened to her when she was young? So, green meat is ok?

Twister..............leather and baby oil....Don't worry...I have bail money set aside.

And for those of you who never met me yet, here is a hint for me.


and here is Kathi just taken last Friday night.

I am LMAO!!!! You know, believe it or not I did some crazy •••• when I was young but I have a feeling this partay is gonna rank right up there. See my secret is you all think I am this crazy, wild ass chick but in actuality I am a nun. Just ask anyone who has met me...I usually don;t wear my habit but I may for this special occasion.

I see, Kathy does not read BT. Jim would be sleeping in a van down by the stream. Eating cold beans from a can.


Been there, done that.

Jerry, why do you say that? This is the most flattering pic of Kathi that I have. LMDAO

Guys, please be kind to me in Boston. What is typed on BT stays on BT. LOL and LMDAO

And RA, I did meet you. LOL

Jim, LMAO! I see the boob job you bought her is holding up nicely!

RA, are you packing your Nun shoes?!?!

Dear LORD none of us are right but everything about this gathering is right....LOL!

I see Jim that blue also makes you look chubby thought it was just me.

If i can find a big enough tool belt and helmet with stickers i'm coming as Tom

Jim Bob, for $50.00 I will keep that under raps.

Or, Kathy, you need to see this.

God, I love my life at times.

Tom clams he was drugged at a bible study group. He woke up two days later with a Craftsman gift card ducted taped to his willy.

Jesus loves good tools.

Bringing in the sheep, bringing in the sheep......LALALA....

I'll be taking Kathy photo T shirt orders tomorrow. Sorry no blue only comes in yellow

LOL, goodnight you bad boys
I've googled so much tonight I'm tired and sore!
Not to mention hit the gym for some cardio.

See you tomorrow if I'm blessed with another day!!!

Jim, don't post •••• on BT that will come back and kick you in the ass later... I have ten years of •••• to deal with...not a easy thing.

Jim i got your back

George, I knew you would. It must be so great to have a spouse that never sees anything that you post on here. LMADO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kobs, I spent $12,000 on those babies for her. She got so into herself that she threw away the Playtex bra that I bought for her Groundhog Day. I'm over it now, but it hurt for a while.

LMAO!!! This party is going to go down in the annals of time!!!

Yes, the party will be great if we can get RA and Kobi to not get out of hand. I worry about these two.

As I understand it, RA and KIV will depart early...the true party will be just starting up.

Don't worry girls, we might post some pic's of what you missed.

Jim see you are on the other thread trying to get back on Kathi's goodside.

Please be advised that Kathi porn star T shirts are now available unless Jim makes me an offer for the whole gross. Be advised that the sizes run a little large and low as demonstrated in the photo Jim posted so order accordingly.Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime offer to help Jim.

George, please adhere to BT rules. Self promotion is forbidden on BT. But to really be upfront I'll buy the whole gross. 144 T shirts? OK, one for RA, Kobi, Louise, Freddie, Linda, Katie, Megan (wait, she's pregnant) Tom (because we all saw the tool belt) Jerry (cause he's a slut) of course, you and I, cause we're sluts too, Carl, I have a feeling he's a slut as well. I think Rufus would wear one to work, Ken likes porn so we'll give him one too. I don't know Judy at all, but she is a possible. LaDonna and Ann, absolutely, Debbie is from Jersey, everyone wears them there, so that leaves about 132 to get rid of by the 25th. Any more takers?

Jim How did you know I like porn?

Ruth told me. LOL

Here is the escargot Jerry is making as an appetizer.

That fingerprint matches 1 on americas most wanted!!

HAHAHAHAHA....I will wear mine proudly, oh but wait, I have one already. I got it when Kobi and I attended the nuns on the run convention!

LMAO!!!!!!!

Nuns on the run was THE BOMB too What a convention!
I mean nuns REALLY know how to partay!!!!

Jerry, if the party ain't starting till late what's on tap at noon? You surely don't want our asses there all day!?!!?

Party on my sisters

Noonish till ???

Truth be told, most big people food might not be ready till about 2.

scrapple will be ready early

booze will be ready at 8am

to help wash down the scrapple

0600- Scrapple

Got blown out/rained out from Franconia Notch but, as I came across the northern part of Vahmont on the way home, I scored some Old School to add to the feast. Ya better start chillin yor Ripple now, this •••• don't get eaten with Boones Farm.

Well this is for all the real men out there

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=cj&ref=&CJURL=


We can use it on the scrapple

Ken, what a rush!

I ordered a few.

We need to go light on deserts guys...Very top heavy on the sweets....

I need the names of the lucky few that want to go to Glenn's buy Wed....

Don't you love my million and one questions?
What time is Glenn's?
Some of us are flying in early evening Friday.

Okay...instead of cookies give me an idea of what else we need, I'll have it delivered.

AND don't tell me scrapple or whatever the h3ll that other •••• was you guys mentioned!

LOL...I ain't eating NOTHING that has p*ckers and lips in it. I'm just sayin'

Kobi, trust me, listen to me, would I ever hurt you in any way? When you have my onion, mushroom, fetta cheese omelette, along with 2 pieces of scrapple, you will go back to VA, divorce your husband, do Zumba or Zamba for a straight week non stop, because you will never ever had an orgasm like that.

And I have to say this. I have squeezed out many farts, but I never squeezed out bacon. Ken, it is going to be a feastarama!!!!!!!!!!

Jim LOL!

I'm not sure what to say to that

You can't say anything. LMDAO

Well, Kobi IS a nun so your right Jim! LMAO!!!!!!!! This is one crazy a$$ bunch!!

RA a nice platter of samp would be a great addition to the BBQ. Samp was first prepared by the nun's of the french alps so Kobi can help you with it. If you need to know more about samp Kobi saves her Googles

LMAO....this can't get any crazier??!

Jerry, I can't believe you're opening up your home to all of us LOL!

I want to go to Glenn's by Wednesday but, will probably have to wait till Friday Ol W.H.N. will probably be holding the loop part of my leash while there

Oh yeah Jerry, I'll probably get to go to Kweechee on the way down - NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!

Don't jump Tom. Buy some pretty nicknacks

KIV.
http://www.glennsrestaurant.com/index.html

Looks like a great place. I wish we were there Friday. I like their wine list Yowzer there is some great stuff on there.

I heard Glenn's has great Moo Shoe Pork

TOP HEAVY ON THE SWEETS?!?! WTH you talking bout Willis? I thought more sweets were needed. Oh well, I guess I won't bring any Raspberry or Grand Valencia truffles from L.C. Chocolates then - dang!

Tom, seriously, this what I think Jerry is trying to avoid in his house. I get it.

Link, ohhhh. Huh? Watching the Orange again?

Some happy news

I got the sound system 100% installed last night.

Going from a carpet to wood floor was a big sound problem. I tried sound baffles, to dull, so we added a 1000 W subwoofer Traded in my old receiver.

SRV never sounded so damn good

Rock on.

Tom, May i suggest that you bring them anyway. Never have enough desserts and afterall they have all the main foodgroups, chocolate, chocolate, and chocolate.

WOO HOO, Jerry! This is great news.
Now you are SO ready for some Kung Fu Fighting Karaoke

OMG! That Springer clip is crazy. You know if you're going on that show that the s*&t is going to hit the fan.

I wonder if that's why there's a big fan in the back.

LMAO, Linda
Good point!!

This just in: Weather for next Sat,,, Sun with temps in the mid 70's

Weather channel aruba board and fly fishing what a wild life you lead

Tom any idea how much scrapple i'll need to stuff a 2 lb. hagus. Don' want to end up with a blivey type situation

be afraid
very afraid..

what have we got ourselves into.....

Nothing to worry about Carl, last BTB (BT Bash) only three people got arrested, we all chipped in to make bail.....it will be fine.

Yeah, but I wasn't there. I took out a $50,000 home equity line of credit for this. I'll send you all the numbers Jerry. It should at least cover most of us.

I WAS FRAMED!!!

Prince, I guess it would depend on whether the scrapple was already set or just out of the pot, also on the elasticity (big word on calendar this morning) of the stomach being used.

What is the count of people who will be at Jerry's (including Jerry and St. Louise)?

17, 432

25 (+ -)

Sorry Denise. That was just last count three weeks ago. Only God know what it is now. I invited all of my high school, along with Temple University graduating class of 74. Tom is bringing the whole city of Burlington, VT

Ok, I guess I can bring my family and friends (no kids), ohhhhhhhh about 1251 mmore people - I better make a BIGGER cake !! :-)

Tom thanks for the advice. I always try to pick out a stomach with the same elasticty{word of the day} as my own.

We're all

Well, some folks might think so but, when I am around other BTers, I usually feel like I am with family

that picture need a caption....

Hey Pa, the comb-over ain't working.

Orthodontists Beware. They are coming soon.

By the way, on this date in 1975, I became a daddy, for the first time, to Katie Elizabeth. She is 35 today.

The milkman has red hair.

Happy Birthday Katie!!!

Jerry, don't go there. I was the only blonde in our family. I remember asking Pops why, he told me I was the milkman's kid. Next time I saw the milkman I freaked he was blonde too. Funny thing tho, I was always Momma's favorite and as an added bonus
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Next thing you know we will all be singing "We are Fam-ily ah! ah! dysfuntion-aly ah! ah!

Happy day Katie -

OK - Jim - my little one - is also Katie Elizabeth...

whooda thunk???

My youngest is Katie Medussa.

Mines just a little older and she's Medussa Forever or at least till she reads this

Ppoo, you'll be Medussa'd forever when she reads that.

I'm not going there. I have to see her next week.

PooPoo. you are in deep donkey do do...........

RUN PRINCEY RUN!!!

I hiding under my desk now.

MF..use that judy chop you have perfected and set PPoo straight!

Not safe...........later kids.

Denise, I hope you didn't need a serious answer? LOL!

KIV, Jerry gave me my answer :-)

It just came to my attention that PS is not coming this year. I am sooooooooo disappointed :-(

Me too Denise PS is MIA???????

Denise just let me know that I was MIA. I'm sorry. Just dealing with life here.

I SOOOOOOOOO wish I was going to the Partay!!!! Just not able to this year....I can nap at home!!LOL And without anyone taking pics of me!!!

PS, you will be with us in sprit.

PS You may get a butt dial or twelve LOL!

jerry ygm

I'm deep frying balls, who wants right, or left?

Jerry have you started on the table seating arrangements yet for the BBQ? If it is at all possible i would like to sit with Louise and her relatives. Their calming influence will help protect me from those evil doers of the darkside and give me a better chance of staying out of jail.

Will anyone think any less of me if i wear the same costume as last year?