Thanks James, How Nice!

WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK....

I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be single.'

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I indeed had never found Mr. Right. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status...curiosity getting the better of me, I said , 'Yes you are correct .But
how on earth did you know that?'

The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.'

Morning Jerry - I've been waiting for this... WAKE UP is right. Lots to do today so will only lurk. I will have to pass the "get pics of Bill and his sidekick Chip" to someone else. They should be in the water just after 1:00.

BTW - for anyone that looked at the koi pics from yesterday - the reason that the smaller burgundy one is called Chip is because he is a "paint chip" from his sperm donor Picasso.

Jerry - I didn't know you hadn't found Mr. Right yet.

MARA, only you would come up with that one.

(it's early, and I cant' found by readimg glacces]

(Message edited by modjerry on September 16, 2009)

Good morning all. Here's some seriously cute puppy porn for Tink.

Oh Cecil.... tooooooooooo cute.

And Jerry - it's Mara not Mare... LOL.

Good Morning Everyone!!

Jerry, LMAO!!! THAT is just funny!

My child, Kayla, brought home a puppy last nite. She said she "had too!!!!" because the people that had it were getting rid of it. BECAUSE, it can not be left alone, she's now at work. And because it chews everything up! Oh my!!! I'm thinking about adoption. I mean, she's cute, and blonde and occasionally will help out in the house. So, if anyone is interested in a 21 year old girl, she is YOURS!!!!!

Is that self promotion????

I have a doc appt. this morning. So, I'll check back for any takers later!!!

I don't think that's self promotion PS but have you tried eBay?

I asked Louise PS, she said no, then she went for my head with a coffee cup.

Happy Hump Day!!

Seriously cute puppy, Cecil.
Jerry, very funny!
Mara, Fish have sperm donors? I wouldn't want that job. I thought Chip was called Chip 'cause he's a chip off the old block.
PS, good luck at the doc's.

I get to wear jeans today since we will be digging thru all of our golf tourny stuff in our storage unit. That is one dusty, dirty place.

I'll keep my eyes open on the web cam for the Bill & Chip show this afternoon.

Buenos Dias to Everyone

Jerry, that is just too funny!! Hugs to Louise

PS, good luck at the doctor.

Debbie have fun with Zumba class and let us know how you like it

Hugs and prayers to all who needs them!

Jerry!!!

PS, you have a wonderful daughter! Thank her for saving the pup; hopefully you can aid in finding it at forever home!!! Kayla is an angel.
Good luck at the DOC. I will call you this afternoon after.....well, you know what!!!
Needing some good mojo myself today!

GOOD MORNING, CLASS!!!!!

Good Morning Miss Kobi!

I'm sending you some mojo and good vibes. Can you feel it?

Kobi,good mojo and good vibes to you

Morning, Linda

Elvira, thanks SO much!! Today will be tough but all will be well in the end; I have faith.

Hmmm did I forget to say that I'm going to Vegas? LOL

I'm going out by way of Charlotte and then home through San Fran, Texas, Ontario, Pennsylvania and then back to VA LMAO
But, hey, I'm going!

Linda, thanks I can feel it and will feel it @ 2:30 too I appreciate you guys more than you know!

Good morning Elvira!! How are you doing? Don't hear much from you.

Kobi, sounds like you're gambling with your route home. I crack myself up!

Wished I could make it to Vegas, but till things are all settled here the only plans I can make are dinner.


(Message edited by tlraz on September 16, 2009)

Linda - what are the dinner plans then>???

Kobi - I'll send you lots of prayers, vibes, hugs whatever you need sista' whatever you need.

Mara, I tell Terry where I want to go for dinner!

Thanks, Mara!

Linda, I am gambling I make it home for sure LOL! It's actually not bad outbound; Vegs, San Fran, Charlotte, to Charlottesville, VA.
I am flying out of one of the regional airports that is only 1 hour from home VS the typical Baltimore thing I would do. This was less painful although more connections

I be sleeping from San Fran to the east cost for sure. Who knows if I get stuck in San Fran surely there are peeps there? LOL!

Linda, you and I do the same thing. Dinner out; it's what's for dinner LOL!

Well, the day was going great and then.......SOMEONE dropped a stink pickle RIGHT in the office RIGHT in front of me.
Me thinks somebody has an upset tummy!!! UGH

Rob! I just can't get him trained!! LMAO

Buenos Dias amigos y amigas. Just spent the last two hours humping stuff next door from our refrigerator. We are getting a new one today. (finally) I knew that freakin wagon I bought at Kids R Us would come in handy sooner or later. It's a Little Tikes.

Jim, those wagon's are the cutest thing AND handy for toting adult things too
You guys still remain in my thoughts!!

Morning y'all..(I already said something similar on the other thread)
SO

ANYWAY

Jerry, I DO NOT think you are ugly AT ALL!! HUGS big guy...do not take that personally, he was just drunk!!

Debbie..I downloaded a video of ZUMBA yesterday and went home and tried it..I threw out my right hip and re-sprained my left ankle(the one I injured on BON) but I really liked it..I will work on the other hip and ankle tonight

HI Linda! HI SSG!!

Hope you all have a wonderful day..rainy here..yuk

Did I mention I got a truck this weekend?
LOVE it!

Mara..not as sweet as your ride
But it hauled all my gear just fine!! (and my kid too!)

what did Jim do with the neighbor???

Nice ride, Kristi!
I am off to actually work since I get paid to do it, so Rob says!

Kobi...sending you good MOJO!!

Jim, a few years ago Terry was going to surprise me with the delivery of a new refrigerator on his day off. HA! I was wondering why he seemed angry that I had loaded up the old one with groceries the night before. See what happens when you keep secrets from me?

Good luck with the hauling. I'm going to haul my a$$ to the copy room for a while.

Kobi, tell Rob he'll be wearing Depends if he keeps that up!!!

Hi Krispi!! Love the new truck!! Kind of looks like mine - only newer - much newer.

I say hello to you all Linda Krispi Kobi Jim Mara Elvira Jerry PegiPie and Cecil

Things are swell here in SW FL right now.

Good Day

PATRICK..you be able to make Dukes of Hazard Star appears at chicken festival!??

Timmy! hey man! XOXO

Linda...really? I really like it! I didn't think I would find a crew cab I could afford...this is very sweet!

so...anyway, the chicken festival..
They have a new breed..
It will be entering the best of show contest...

I think it is lactating

Linda, I am doing well - have been lurking most of the time. Thanks for asking

Krispi, nice truck! And that chicken-wow

Timmy, glad things are going swell in FL

Kobi, how lucky going to Vegas but what a flight! We call that "el lechero" / "the milkman" for so many stops.

Kobi, I'm sending you some good vibes and mojo for today!! Things better work in OUR favor!! Yep, I am part of your fam too!!!
Definitely call when you can.

BIG HUGS

The doc appt. went good. But I'm so tired again. I thought I was going to fall asleep on my way home. I've got MORE coffee makin'...hopefully it will keep me awake for a while today.

Kayla's got the pup in a crate in her "MIL Suite"...I never knew my walls were so thin! I'm gonna have to get him out soon. I want to check the fence out back and make sure he can't get out. He's a little black 1/2 Chihauhau and 1/2 ears!!!! He has HUGE ears!!!!LOL

Good morning BT...just getting my rear in gear...No I'm not! No girls this morning...Bethany's mother-in-law actually offered to take them for the day, so I slept in till my phone rang and woke me up. Now I'm just lazing around doing nothing. Yes I know, honey, there are things to be done...

Jerry, funny funny!

PS, good luck with the puppy and get some rest!

Kobi, Hugs and prayers for you!

Linda, My favorite...reservations!

Krispi, that is just wrong (love the truck tho!)

Hi Mara, Elvira, iTimmmy and Jim!

bill...need some Bon pix...PBD is bad this week!!!!

Hugs Hugs and for those who want Hugs and ••••, I have that too!!!



LOL!! Busy morning, Quinn was excited for school, Wed Farmer's Market and now the kids are sleeping!!

I need some lunch, I'm hungry . KIV - you are coming to Ontario - when??

He just christened my studio...now he's outside w/ Calypso. He's 7 months old and not house broken. Great.

PS, glad our doc appt went good. How about calling the vet to check if anyone is looking for a pup.

Hi Timmy, Ruth, Eileen, and PATRICK (where the heck are you?)

PS. Pictures of Mr. Ears. Please.

Kobi. I've got my fingers and toes crossed for you. I think I know what's up.


Just because.


Okay - I'm a mean person.

(Message edited by tlraz on September 16, 2009)

Oh Man! I killed it!!

(we're all afraid you'll photoshop that pic to something of ours, Linda )

Linda...What's worse, my chicken or your picture?

I thought I killed it with my lovely chicken...lol

Ruth, no Photoshop done on that one.

Krispi, I can't decide which one is worse. The fake chicken boobs or the real ...

Maybe this will make it all better.

or this . . .

Morning or almost afternoon Everyone!

Kobi, positive mojo heading your way.

Went to my first ZUMBA class today. OMG! is all I can say! It was fun, but tell me exactly how if you are on your toes, lots of these moves are on your toes, that you swing your hips from side to side and also at the same time shake your boobies and step cross legged forward? You know what happens to me when I try that, instead of my boobs shaking, my butt shakes! That move will take some practice along with the other move that you are supposed to be cutting sugar cane down like in the old days when slaves did it, they were all tied together and thus they danced in this move to cut down the sugar cane! Learned something, but that one is tough, I think I swipped off the lady's head next to me once, but she got my leg on her next swipe. Too funny. But, all the other moves, I got down. Great workout if ya know what you are doing. Think I will go in back of class for next one. Safer back there. Good thing is I didn't throw my ribs out.

Oh Linda, I was talking to a mom of one Brandon's CC friends yesterday. She does that same program that you are thinking of buying. You posted the website to it yesterday. Her son, same age of Brandon does it too. She says it is really good, very hard, but good.

Yea!!! Debbie kept her ribs in check! I told you to go to the back or side of the class. But wasn't it fun to whack off that lady's head?

Me, I am very sore from my training session yesterday, actually I think it did more damage than good. Will tell the trainer we are never gonna do those moves again. Some things the body just isn't supposed to do, ever, period. Usually, I get a really big burst of energy from these sessions and it will last into the next day. Not this time, so we will be having a chat about that tomorrow when I go back. I consider that session wasted.

Linda, yeah, it was fun as I wasnt' the only one messing up, so fit right in! There's another one tonight which I think I will try just to see if it is different from this one. Different instructor for that class.

Debbie

not to change the subject...was there a subject?

anyway..I thought this was funny...

So miss that show when comedy was actually funny

I was searching for bird on a wire for the roach scene and found that..I love Goldie...she's a mess

ahh..since I have the whole place to myself..
I will play what I want..hehe
here's one for a fallen hero!

http://tvwatch.people.com/2009/09/16/dancing-with-the-stars-to-pay-tribute-to-patrick-swayze/

Debbie, glad it went well. Zumba teachers are all different, some make it fun other don't. Try the class tonight, I am sure it will be different.

Morning BT

Debbie, I'm just the opposite of you... if I don't feel it the next day I don't think I got my money's worth

LOVE Goldie Hawn and LAUGH-IN.... I just don't understand why there are no shows like that now.

Bill & Chip --- thank you for sharing your vacation with us as it happens -- feeding fishies and all

Krispi - nice new ride!!

Mr. McPeak (I just thought you might miss being called that ).... sending huge hugs to you and Kathi and fam today.

Now to see what trouble I can get into or resolved today either way... I'm game!

Afternoon All

Well let's see

Liked the truck

Somebody carve the chicken

Yeah the bunny is cute but down here we call them rabbits and they make a real good stew

Stick one of those pampers on the cute little 1/2 & 1/2 and tabasco sauce where she is chewing and if that don't work go ahead and have her shipped to Louise with a note telling her Jerry said it could be one of her X-mas presents.

As for the long route back if the layover times workout I hear all those airports have these things called bar's....and I know if you do a little prep work before leaving Vegas we could see someone from BT on the Nightly News.

Grown man pulling Little Tykes wagon...give me a frickin break go steal a shopping cart like everyone else

ZUMBA....ZUMBA....ZUMBA....say it real fast three times and it sounds more like a Yamaha dirt bike.

Everyone else pour yourself a Crown & 7 and give a toast to the sky and keep repeating "It's All Good!!!!!!


PNC count down at 3 days....ya'll best get the sun shining down there in Fla.....the wives & GF's are going on this trip and 7 rainy days doesn't seem like it would be a good thing for us guys......I'm just sayin!!!!!

BTCC ya'll is one of a kind and I am glad you let me a part.

Prayers & Good Vibes to all that need them

Okay this is going to sound weird::::
CB not sure what it meant but, the other day for some reason a voice in my head said to pass along to you......
"Your Answer Is In The Song"

Good to see you Chuck.

Boom, yeah, I get that, but this is not the kinda thing that goes with "no pain, no gain" ~ This is real PAIN, not the good "pain" if ya followed that. I probably totally confused everybody with that, but I know what I meant,O.K, I will try it this way, when a move is not done right, damage can be done, I was so not making the move right, in fact, he knew it, I knew it, he thought I would get it, I didn't, I got hurt. There. That sounds better clarity. So, that part has to heal "really heal" from what went wrong, but till then there are plenty of other places I can work on till then.

Hey Jerry

Ya'll need some rain up that way....got some to spare down here....and we will let it go cheap!!!!!

BH, we got it going on here too, will be happy to let all ours go for free!

Hi Chuck - good to see you - hope the trip is good.

Debbie...never say "FREE" it's like yelling shark at the beach or how you end up with four or five broke down riding mowers in your yard!!!!!!!

BH..howdy from tha south...snort...spit

nice to see some body is around!

there were echo's earlier!

(ok..in my head..doesn't that count?)

BH, yeah, thought about it after I posted it, hindsight is great, got a lot of it lately.

Hey Krispi!

OK - so I throw in the towel for cam captures of our friends adventure and bloofy - no pics - so I had to go to the archives and get them.

Bill - this is to bore your friends - just kidding

BH, have a great trip!

I feel like I've just done a Zumba class. Had to go down to the "cage" in the warehouse and help the events coordinator get some signs. Well that turned out to be "let's do this, and that, and let's clean this and repack that........." I need a shower, lunch and a nap now.

I missed watching the web cam for Bill & Chip while in the cage, too.

and the last one

>> Two old guys,one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park bench
>> one
>> morning.
>>
>> The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short
>> of
>> breath.
>>
>> The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him what he
>> did
>> to have so much energy.
>>
>> The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat Italian bread every day. It keeps
>> your
>> energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
>>
>> So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
>> looking
>> around, the lady asked if he needed any help.
>> He said, "Do you have any Italian bread "
>>
>> She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
>>
>> He said, "I want 5 loaves."
>> She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves .... by the time you get to the 5th
>> loaf,
>> it'll be hard."
>>
>> He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this •••• but me."

Looks like a shorty was worn though - and that's a good thing.

Linda - I'm just not going into that cage comment - I mean I know what you mean but still... LINDA IS A CAGE FIGHTER!!!

oops - sorry - didn't mean to let the cat out of the bag.

Ok - back to work. c'ya

JERRY - LOL!!!! LOVE THAT!

okay I had to take that out it might really be someone's number and they would be getting all kinds of calls

(Message edited by blueharley on September 16, 2009)

Hello!! What did I miss!??? My computer was acting up this morning, after I slept in a bit ...then I wound up on the phone a long time with a stressed friend...took a walk...met another friend for lunch...worked for 45min (poor me) ...not in that order..walked and talked again....

Hugs to the hug-less!!

morning all PS, picks of the pup?

cecil, thanks for the link...

hugs to those who need them...

PARC

INAP

FOOP!

Yo, well we fought the dust and boxes in our cage, but it was nothing like this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-NAndoitsY

Tink, how's the leg?

BH, I got the message. Now I'm gonna have to think about it 'cause I've been listening to these guys a lot....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtka8jXL7fk

I don't think I'm their target audience.

Actually, you guy will recognise them from this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh8Wj0vegG8ese

If you liked ""Free Hugs", you'll like it.

Debbie, Here's a fun workout for ya!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lksf9iFpxPU

Have you seen my bread, I lost my bread, do you have my bread?

Jerry, Saint Louise is in charge of your bread....

My daughter Deborah.

Go look out on your deck ...

I can see it now out with his bread on the deck with this song playing in the back ground

Okay time for me to scoot out of here!!!!!

Everyone have a great evening and let's do it again tomorrow.

Yes BH - let's. I have to scoot too - looks like it's gonna rain and I have run home and feed the doggies - they don't like eating in the rain. Big babies.

And Jerry - I just threw out your bread. Sorry - I threw it over the fence so it would feed the wildlife and freak out my neighbors that can't understand why they have fox, raccoons, coyotes, squirrels, etc running thru their backyard. hehehe

Bill - update your profile dang it! You're almost there yeah?????

Have a good one Chuck.

Who wants MARA for a neighbor?

So sweet. XOXOXOLOL

Back from CC taxi service here.

Ruth, nice soccer action pic of Deborah.

Lookie here! I'm desperately trying to find a particular photo for an advertisement for the shop and look what I found!!!
I forgot just how darn cute Bob was as a kitten


Rasta is just the sweetest dog!

okay back to the search

Post some more if you can. Smiles are good for your health.

PS. You ready?

No luck on the picture I was looking for but here's one to make you say....
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

IT'S TIME!!!!!

Well well well, it's about time MF!


Click.

Hey Bill, hope your classes went well today and that tomorrow you will be official!

Off to do some more RUMBA tonight.

Correction: ZUMBA, though there is some rumba in it too and salsa and a little bit of everything.

Sooooo what's for dinner tonight?

I know I've got a lot to catch up on given the size of this thread but I had to logon and say WOO HOO!!!

We are official tomorrow after PADI receives info but we're done!!! AHHHHHHH! It went so well today. It was overcast and cooler. I also figured out that if I spent a half hour cooling down in the pool and didn't dry off I'd stay cool until we were suiting up - BIG difference!

Thank you all for the pointers and tips on water, soda, and prune juice and heat You guys totally rock!!! I probably would have blown it again if it weren't for you!

Mara - special thanks for capturing those shots! Bless you. I've now got all three days

I'll catch up on the thread asap but we're running to have drinks with yellow submarine folks.

Biggest of ((((((((((BIG HUGS))))))))))

Beautiful, can't wait to go again and again and again and again! It's so amazing and now it's more fun less "skills" for awhile. YAY!!!

Congrats Bill and Chip!!! Welcome to our world

Now get back in that water tomorrow and keep up your learning! Isn't it great?

Big Smile for Bill and Chip!!!!

Good going Mr. Bill and Chip.

Thanks for the house cleaning MF.

CONGRATULATIONS BILL!!!!!

Welcome to the pool, I suspect you are one of the converted, the dedicated, the deranged and the few that are true divers and use that adjective in any self description.

Now here is a great dad.

Congrats Bill and Chip!

I took this picture today of the Budster aka Link. It is not upside down, it's how he was laying. He is laying on his favorite blanket, it's the Transformers Optimus Prime. He just made me smile

Cecil - I LOVE that dad!!!! He never once stopped smiling and the hugs He's good!

RA- Buddy has grown into such a beautiful cat!

Here's a most excellent dive report.

Good evening kids, just starting diner, yes I eat late.....Blame it on Paris!

Cecil............What the hell are you smokin?

That was so funny.
We need to do a Barbbi goes diving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cecil that WAS funny!

I feel like Cecil posting this one... but
WOW and/or OWWW!!!
tree impales woman & she lives!

Early night for me, been a day from hell.
Sleep well my friends.

Click!

Jerry, how about this?

For Bill and Chip

Scuba Wonder Woman has rather large flotation devices!

I like Scuba Wonder Woman - sighhhhhhhhhhhh

She needs a lot of extra weight to stay down! LOL

she gonna need a lotta lead.....

I'm outta here

Guy called and said he was having a bad day... the patio and cocktails will be needed.
I'd better be sure to get home before him to remove any sharp objects!

See ya'll in the morning
Congrats Bill and Chip!!!!

Congrats, Bill & Chip. Have a wonderful trip.

Scuba Wonder Woman looks crabby.....

JERRY DON'T GO!!!

Pam said that she and I need another shopping trip to "some of our favorite stores" and she is talking of some south of Queechee - HALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!!

To those that don't know me... if it doesn't have to do with tools or motorcycles, I have no desire to shop and have no "favorite stores". I lied to her once 22 years ago, she still believes it.

Oh wait, I know, Jerry said anytime, anytime at all, I needed to talk, I could call him. I think I'll wait and call him later, much, much later.

Gonna go drink some coffee to make that possible.

BWWWWWWWWWAHHHH-HAH-HAH-HAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Tom. you like stacked things like wood piles don't you....

Hi MF did you get my message earlier?

Tom, you been the glue room again?

This is major Tom to ground control...............

i just listened to it Ruth YIPPPEEEE lets hope for calm weather!! for Saturday!!! and no wind please!!!! 08:37 am High

Yes my friend, my kitchen is your kitchen. Shell we have a MM B4 Bon?

Tom, buddy, she Pam never believed you about the favorite stores.....she just let you hang yourself for all time....trust me.....

Ken's losing his cw virginity!!!

losing your virginity is always a special moment.....

BTW are you allowed to say virginity on BT?

especially in cold water

he may temporarially lose something else as well.. don't forget your string Ken....

good night all.. time for this lady to hit the hay see you all tomorrow..

Sad day

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20090917/D9AOPT702.html

and another one from laugh-in

http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20090916/D9AOMKO82.html