Good morning all, Coffee is ready



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That went well - NOT





Here's another link to follow to vote for PS .. maybe this will increase the viral score?
http://fracturedeye.com/denise/denisehomepg.html

Thanks Denise

I need more coffee!!

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Thanks for all the links for voting! Been doing so!

Good morning Brian!

Good morning Brian, Eileen and all to follow.
I slept in too late to do my morning walk so here I am.
I received this little ditty from a friend this morning. This will give you a chuckle.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egCeIwjIuZM

My Terry needs to keep his cold.

Good morning all.

Linda, Aaron Wilbur is a hoot.

CYA - POOF

Morning everyone! I voted! Gotta go grade now.

Good Morning Everyone!!

Brian, thanks for the link. That moved FracturedEye into the 3rd postition on the Viral Map. So that must help. I think I'll be visiting FaceBook & MySpace today...I guess it has to get votes from other places to be HOT. I'll try that!!! THANKS!

Bas is having a good day. He's running around today acting crazy/normal!!

ps.....I THINK I have you posted on my facebook page too......would you check and let me know....I did it LATE last night, and forgot to check once I was done and cannot check it from work.

Morning to all, afternoon to Brian!

I am babysitting my grand daughter today. That little girl makes me smile and her giggle is just so contagious!

I voted too.

Morning all....I voted twice this morning and posted the link to my FB page..and yes, LaDonna, yours did work last night...that's what reminded me to post it on mine again!

I didn't sleep well last night and have running around to do today..... but at least I'm not working!!

Happy Hump Day to all!!

Good Morning everyone! Thank-you again for the wishes so far!!!

I am off, busy morning, I have to get the Quinn to school and then we are running some errands here at home!

Have a wonderrful morning everyone!

HOW DID I MISS KEDRON'S B-DAY THREAD???

Linda, love the song!!!

Morning again. I'm at work now.
I'll have to look up more videos from this Aaron Wilbur fella. He's pretty funny.
Good to see you posting Tom. I thought you had run away.
Brian, Thanks again for the link. I like those dancing guys.
PS. Good to hear Bas is kind of tearing the place up again. That reminds me - I have to bring in Ashlee for her yearly thermometer up the wazoo and shots this month. Fun for kitty.
Tribs. Hope grading is more fun than it sounds like.
Ladonna. Late congrats for your husband. I'll have to check out your FB page for PS link.
Debbie, have fun with your grand daughter. Tickle her - just for the fun of it.
Donna, Glad you're not at work today, but that doesn't always mean you're not working with all that running around. Stay safe.
Eileen, I saw your other thread. You are blessed with a beautiful baby girl. Happy Birthday.

Why does it feel like Monday?

Morning Everyone
Running late today.....just wanted to say Hi and wish all a Great Day

It's not Monday, Jerry?
See ya'll later

Are you sure?
Ever see the movie Groundhog Day?

I know it's only Wednesday, but I just had to pass this one on.

Three Rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower:
Cooter, Ronnie and Donnie.
As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the
tower and is DRT (Dead Right There).

As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says,
"Well, dang, somebody should go and tell his wife."

Donnie says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that
sensitive stuff; I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of
Budweiser.
Ronnie says, "Where'd you get that beer, Donnie?"

"'Cooter's wife gave it to me," Ronnie replies.

"That's unbelievable... you told the lady her husband
was dead and she gave you beer?"

"Well, not exactly," Donnie says, "When she answered
the door, I says to her, 'you must be Cooter's widow.' ''

"She said, 'You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow.'
Then I said 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you
are.' "

Rednecks Are Good At Being Sensitive.

THE ITALIAN LOAN

An Italian walked into a bank in New York City and asked for the loan officer. He told the loan officer that he was going to Italy on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000 and that he was not a depositor of the bank.

The bank officer told him that the bank would need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian handed over the keys to a new Ferrari. The car was parked on the street in front of the bank. The Italian produced the title and everything checked out. The loan officer agreed to hold the car as collateral for the loan and apologized for having to charge 12% interest.

Later, the bank's president and its officers all enjoyed a good laugh at the Italian for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral l for a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drove the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parked it.

Two weeks later, the Italian returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest of $23.07. The loan officer said, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?'

The Italian replied: 'Minga, where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $23.07 and expect it to be there when
I return?'

Ah, the Italians... Bada Bing

SNAPFISH recommendation

I ordered a fleece blanket collage with 29 baby pictures on it as a Christmas present. Three days later I get an email from Snapfish about 48 hour great deals. Surprise surprise my blanket was now available at half the price. Bah humbug. So I took a shot and emailed Snapfish. They responded with in 24 hours and credited my charge card the difference of about $25 ! Very good customer service. I have always had good results with Snapfish and this is just another example of why I recommend them.

No, I have no financial affiliation or interest in this business :-) :-)

LOL LOL on the jokes.

Denise, I must need coffee...I've read that three times and am still cornfused.

Jerry, is it Monday? sure feels like it!

ok, i get it now...I thought it was a joke and kept waiting for the punchline...LOL!

I don't get the joke Denise?

It's Monday and I'm confused!

Jerry - I don't think it's a joke. She is actually telling us she had a good experience with Snapfish It's ok... you can crawl back under your desk now. Don't take the phone with you, people just want to know if they can get your products cheaper at Wal-Mart


meatglitters just had to say it and make PegiSue smile

By the way Jerry, if it makes you feel better - its f%$^#*&* SN*WING here - got 6 inches the other day, supposed to get another 3-5 by tomorrow. Merry stinking Winter!!!

Hey Jerry...before you go under your desk run down to Vincenzo's and see if they have veal on the lunch menu today....I'm getting hungry.





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BH, you be searching the net again?

Vinny closed down last summer.

How about a some ribs?

Let is snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Just not here!!!!!!

I guess I did not realize the thread was just for jokes. I am at work and did not have time to read the thread. I was just popping in to write up my recommendation for Snapfish. I should have just done a short separate thread, sorry ;-)

No snow please! I should be a FL gal as I hate the cold and snow. This weekend I set up my little cam and showed my FL brother and wife on Skype the snow coming down. They don't miss the snow at all.

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MOOOORNING!!!! It DOES feel like Monday Why the heck would that be?

The jokes were a good try... the puppy pile picture from last nights thread (Tinker's) was way cute... voting and reviewing Frenchie... still just not enough to get my arse motivated in a positive manner.

What to try next?

Christmas Music!!!!!
Lalalalalalalalala fa la fa la

maybe I'll wear a Santa Hat today. Think the people on the other end of the phone and internets will feel it????
falalalalafalafalafalaaaaaaaaaa

Hey, I thought Thursdays were for jokes! I am glad to see them spreading to other days. I always like a little LOL's.

Tara, are you on Puppy-Val or what? So darn happy for a Monday!



I'm going to my safe place, Click!

Denise your fine.....now if I can only figure out what the heck SnapFish is I'll be doing good.

Jerry that's just my luck them closing down....can't seem to catch a break today.

We watched Shrek the Halls last night while having dinner - which was fabulous
applewood bacon wrapped filets
petite yukon gold smashed potatoes
baked beans
salad
yummmmmooo!!!

If you haven't seen the Shrek show --- OMG you have to watch it. You will LAUGH out LOUD!

Okay... gotta run. See you from the other side (work that is!)

GeZZZZZ, I feel like Grassplopper today, I clicked on to place a parts order and BT came up.

She has me so confused. Birthdays a month early, jokes that are not jokes. And it's only Monday!

It felt like Friday to me today...

Almost posted a you tube video and telling everyone it's Friday.

I thought it was Sunday, I've been sitting outside the church...

Please don't let this be Monday again!!!

Move over Jerry. I'll bring my own can.

Denise this was the right place for that. It's also very contrary to my experience with Snapfish, but I'm glad you had a good experience.

Webcam webcam

OK, actually I have been over on Brickfish. It takes me over 2 hours to vote and leave reviews for the other people that are voting for me on there. That is SO me NOT complaining!! It's bringin' them numbers up!

Tara, Gail, Timmmy, Freddie & anyone else that's joined BF...check your "Friend Request" thingie on your profile

Cecil......LMAO I had to make sure I wasn't on the webcam page.

Dear lord you kids have me Peasbeanscornfused

Happy Hump Day!!! There is lots of humping in this office LOL! I am busy with month end and trying to show another profitable month!! WOO HOO owning a business is just SO dang fun

Oh, I just have to post some music, but no idea when would be the 'best time'...

A little hard for this aft, should be more for a Friday - However, He is now the BIG 6-0 as of today...



So if I killed the thread, you can't find me and hunt me down to yell at me LOL, the kidlets are up and I have to leave in 90min to get the Quinn!

hi Y'all

Denise, blanket sounds nice...good idea!

Hee, Eileen....one of my funniest alone-in-the-car moments was driving late at night during the Christmas season...they were playing "I am Santa
Claus" to the tune of "Iron Man". Just the silliest thing ever...

I'm getting this for ole' WHN for Christmas

Jerry, i found your coffee can...ya want it back?

slow day at work Ms. Cyn???
That bathtub/toilet is just plain scary

No, the wound is still healing.

OMG ---- the dive shop's compressor just BLEW UP...
I mean huge explosion and it is just across the hallway from part of my store.
It blew the a the doors off the little room it's in and a hole in the wall. Knocked the pictures off the wall in our hallway.
There's a lot of smoke but they don't think any fire... yeah I'm comfortable with that, NOT. I think I'll have someone from the fire dept stop by and check it out.

So sad as this might just be the nail in their economic coffin.

Boom, wow, wow, wow...didn't they just have to get the compressor fixed?

Boom, you watching the pups? What are they all fighting over?

OMG...they are going NUTS....LOL! About time they played with that fish...LOL!

Holy Cow, Boom! Sorry for the shop.

OK, here's my holiday offering before I go to work. Sorry I can just post the link, not the fancy thing you guys do...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ4nndbOT6k


Nice to see you guys...I'm just not around much these days....

PS - I checked my profile. I only have one friend. And it the support people - apparently they think I need a lot of help!

Boom, That must have been scary. I'd have it checked out too. Gotta be safe.

I actually did some shopping today. Toys R Us had some one day only 50% off deals, so I got the 3 girls next door done, and a game for each of my G girls. And HAD to pick up the Prince Caspian DVD! Now we have to get Narnia out of the broken DVD player, rewatch that first, and then watch the new one! A Narnia movie fest!

Missed lunch, must go find something to eat!

Gosh Boom, whats the update on the compressor? it was the compressor right? or a tank?
WOW

Well, there's no fire so that's a good thing.
No one got hurt and that's the most important thing.
It's a mess though --- the fittings and hoses that are still there are blown up - there's a bunch of parts that are just missing. And the big heavy duty fan that vented and cooled the room -- one of the blades (behind a wire cage) is completely bent - that's a lot of force!

We got very lucky.

This is their backup compressor that they repaired after a well-meaning employee drained the oil in their front line compressor and forgot to replace it the next morning and ran it for a few hours. I do feel badly for the owner - she's trying to do the best she can.

Yikes...that is so sad Boom I'd just leave and go have a drink if I were her! ugh!

oh man, thats horrible....

Jerry......since your a wine conas....coniser...wine expert which wine would you recommend to use in Jell-o shots????

Tara, you are lucky.

This is for Jerry


The back hair's a little disturbing...

This one is for Linda, Tribs, Tom, and all of the other cat lovers

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y20/PerthPurplePenguin/vids/?action=view&current=cvUMHvLZ.flv

OMG ROTFLMAO!!!!! how does he do that with all those potatoes in his suit................................................

that's VERY, VERY, VERY disturbing...I think I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tink, that was good! Off to finish dinner, my grand daughter was a joy to babysit today, had fun.

Eeeeewwww on the first one

HaHa on the kitty ---- reminds me that the computer repair dude is due in a half an hour.... I'm more than a bit worried when the secretary asked if I wanted him to bring a new computer with him just in case. Uh NO!!! wtf - can you at least act like you're not trying to rip me off We'll see how this goes...

How about a little Danny Brooks...music stops at 4:30 mark.

Dear Miss Grasspuller,

It seems there are times when posts little kitty cats and puppys, and sunsets along the beach, then, out of the blue, toilets, my rusty coffee can and to top it off, Mary, the dancing truck driver.

God help you Michael, she's on her 27th cup of coffee and I think she wants a spanking

Jerry you are a bit focused on the spanking bit whatz up bud?? everything OK at home??

Whew I think I need some refreshment...Kobi I'm pouring the Crown tonight tell Rob I'm making doubles.

Ya'll have a great evening.

Hi everyone. Just reading your thread was enough to make my day.

The sun just set and it's gorgeous out, so while dinner cooks, I think I'll go back outside. I'm worrying about what I'll do in the hospital without wine or cigs! lol And I'm praying hard for a "NO Cutting the tummy" operation, and for that I won't find out till Monday. That just can't happen or I'll run out of leave and have to take donations, as the down time is much longer. I don't want to be down any longer than I have to. Besides, I have a princess bride wedding to attend.

Looking bad for an exotic vacation next year. May just have to stay in FL and take long weekends to dive local. I hate for my leave to be used up.

G'night y'all! Sweet dreams. Speaking of dreams, I seem to be cleaning houses all night long. What happened to my nice dreams of fish and all? lol I'm sure I know what my dreams mean, my life is just messy right now.

xx

Enjoy the sunset Kathy.

The computer dude just came and left -- 15min total $120 poorer but the computer is fixed. He said the RAM slots had gone bad but there were two others not in use so he just switch the sticks and voila. At least he did ask me if there were any other computer issues he could help with. After what's gone on here today, I figured I'm ahead of the curve and wouldn't push my luck.

I need to go back and read my posts from this morning --- get the whole Lala lala la feeling c#*p back.

Perhaps turning off the talk radio and turning on good music or puppies will help

Kathy best of luck in the hospital, we will be pulling for you. Have a great night all.

Here's one really cool thing.... I'm all registered for April's 2009 Big Sur International Marathon (10.6 mile walk for us). This will be our 10th anniversary walk!
Big Sur Intl Marathon 2008 slideshow This really gives you a birdseye view - just awesome!

ohhhmmmmmmmmm

BH, thanks for the doubles I have mine and I'm sippy, sipping away.

All this talk of spankings, etc. has made me feel um well feel better than when I left for work

Kathy, hoping for the best for you.

Debbie, glad you had time with your granddaughter. Those times are special!!!

Jerry, YGM

RosAnne, get yourself to a BJ table tonight

Tara, sorry about your dive store neighbors. That really bites. Anytime of year is bad but NOW and in this economy is overly bad. Prayers for them and their business.

Good luck with your computer guru; sorry you're having problems

OOps should have REfreshed $120 for 15 mins? OMG.....ouch!!!
I feel bad that my guy charges $40/hour and he's still in diapers LOL! He's 25 but knows his shite thankfully. He was born with a computer in his hand

cecil, is that the spot by the freeway? I will never be able to look at that pic the same again...LOL!

Kathy, good luck Monday, is that when you are having surgery? They did the cut thing on me, it's really not too bad. I was out six weeks for work though

Kobi, ya watchin'?

I be watchin'
They are SO funny LOL! This weekend will be sad!!!

They're having TOO much fun right now I am smiling!!!

Rasta used to hop like that when she was a puppy So darn funny.
Yeah, let's not think about this weekend. Someone posted asking What time the new families were coming so they could watch.... not enough tissues for that one for me.

I just went out to get the mail and darn, it's cold!!!

Oh oh... what'd they get ahold of. They are chewing something very small. MOM!!!!!

They were into something. I just saw five of them crammed in the crate LOL! One in the bed is chewing on a clear nylabone thingy. Eeeek me not like those things but hopefully they're not ingesting much.

They're gonna miss each other!!!

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Thanks a lot, Tink!! Now I've got that "la la la lala, blablablabla shouldaputaringonit...." in my head and I was DANCING in the kitchen!!!! THAT is not right!!!!!

Boom, I'm so glad your neighbors are ok. I hope you brought extra pants to work!

Can't handle more after Tink's video of the dancing 'guy'. John even turned around to watch and said - That's discusting!

I bought 2 fresh whole chickens at Sam's Club to roast tonight, but got caught up in a good book and forgot to cook! A bag of popcorn will do for tonight, but I guess I'll have to focus better tomorrow and roast the chickens!

When John got home we ran over to Bright House to turn in our dead DVR box - easy in and out - but we've lost all we've have recorded up to now......

Seems we're alway reprogramming our electronics here.... We even got the super duper surge protectors from the electric CO...... what else can we do?

HI GAIL!! I put in a "friend request"...so I should be there now. Maybe...who knows!!LOL
THANKS!

Cynde. I'm just catching up on the thread and OMG that video is so bizzarrr. Freddie was right - How does he do that with all those potatoes in his suit.

The cat/printer video had me laughing out loud.

Good luck with your surgery, Kathy. Tell me where and when and I'll sneak in some wine for you.

This was left as a review on my French Angel. The girl that left it always leaves the funniest things, just thought I'd share this one w/ yall...

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never behaves as if you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!

OMGosh!!! I just watched the cat video!!! Too funny!! Bas was doing that the other day and caused a MAJOR paper jam and my printer told me I needed to get it serviced!!LOL

A young boy writes Santa, “Please bring me a baby brother”

Santa writes back, “Send me your mother”

I'm gonna watch the cat video tomorrow at work. I can't wait to see it. I so hope the dive shop people with be alright. I can't imagine how scary that must have been when it happened.

Cheers to you all! I must depart to go vote for PS.

Night everyone!

What a strange day, I hope Tuesday is better.

I actually can't wait for Monday to get here

Isn't tomorrow Monday? Talk about being confused!

Boom - I would LOVE to do the Big Sur Marathon Is that done in 1 day? Glad your neighbors are OK - scary stuff! Ouch on the computer guy!

Kathy - you're in my thoughts....all will be OK - you're strong!

Debbie - glad you got to spend quality time with Lydia Hope all's OK with your blood work.

Gail - funny on the chickens

PegiSue - give Bas a big hug from me

Enjoy the rest of the night everyone

Very strange indeed....
Fa la la la la... la la la laaaaa

I'm going to start closing it down and head on home. Guy spent the day on the helicopter and is almost home, Ms. Rasta is lying next to me and has awful GAS time to get the heck outta here.
KOBI - pour me some Crown!!! please

See ya'll tomorrow. Let's just have a normal day tomorrow.... Funny Thursday

I'll bring a joke or two ~ promise!!

Sleep Well Amigas y Amigos

I poured you one and it's home waiting on you

I think those bright planets I see in the sky have made some mojo go go in a weird way. I'll be glad when it's May!

It's not May?

Blame Cynde!

Um but she's my partner in crime at the BJ table & with puppy cams.....LOL!

Kobi, 4 more days!!!!!



Wait, that means I'm almost 46......
WHO CARES!!! IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!!

We just watched Rudolph so it's official; I must get the bahumbugness out of my system and man up to getting in the Christmas groove!

Thanks for mentioning Rasta's gas Bini is having NO problemo sharing with me tonight LOL!
See you guys again.........

lol......FOUR MORE DAYS?!?!?!!
OMG! I can't fit in my thong if it's only 4 more days

Here is a top. When I go CLICK, all the mods except Miss Cynde are off line, and she's getting spanked.


Ready.

Get set.

Click!
















Have fun kids!

laughing...out...loud....

Click here

Cynde ??????

Well it looks like another normal day on BT. Some are doing good, some are not, things are blowing up, dogs are making anti-social exhalations and people world wide are preparing their posts on how their dogs... er gas is better because of their diets, Tink has gone overboard with her bleggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh video contribution and is now being spanked and
and
and
and Kobi is trying on thongs.

Thankfully I have sleeping aids that will help keep that video out of my head, so
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CYA, PA-POOF!!!

That cat video was great! She was pretty cute.