Morning everybody.

Friday at last. Now what can we get upto today.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

David Bissonette


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Sacha Guitry


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.

Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Anonymous



The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want?

Dumas



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Sigmund Freud



'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'

Anonymous


'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.'

Sam Kinison



'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'

James Holt McGavra


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Patrick Murra


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Nash


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

Anonymous


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Rodney Dangerfield


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'

Anonymous

I'm still here Brian!!!!

Morning Julia

I hope your ear is getting better.

A few funnies to start the morning

Hi Brain and all that follow.

Some days you should just stay in bed: http://www.propeller.com/story/2008/09/25/man-hit-by-car-then-train-6-hours-later/?icid=100214839x1210501120x1200584932

GOOD MORNING LADIES AND YOU TOO TOM, JERRY AND BRIAN!!!!!!!!!

Morning Tom and Patrick

Want to have your own lane on the Motorway?

Simple, tie these balloons to your car. Belt it down the motorway/road you wish to drive fast) and watch other car drivers freak out and simply get out of your way!

When you get stopped by the police, tell them you thought they were real...

Morning Brian, PATRICK, Tom, Julia with a healing ear , and all to follow.
Love the bomb balloons and all the jokes, Brian.

Today I'll be so busy I won't be able to peek till the end of the day. We are putting lots of finishing details together for the golf scramble Monday, packing the truck and probably snapping at each other.

Kathy, I'm so happy one of the missing kitties came back last night.

Good Morning everyone...

got this "quote" by email from a friend..thought it was great!
Quote for the day:
Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
A woman multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap,
You will receive more (ummm poop ) than any one human being can handle.

expletive deleted but you get the picture...
Happy Friday everyone!!
It's rainy here.....sigh...oh well...

Good morning kids.

If you want to post a questionable post, please email it to me or one of the other guards, save yourself a (*).

Good morning Freddie.

JERRY, LOL!!! e-mail a questionable post to you for review. ROTFLMAO (snort even) ahem sorry but, that is so funny

GOOD MORNING BT!

No questionable posts here....honest.

OK - gotta run. Hugs all around.

Poof

Ok, so was that comment for me or someone else??? seriously, I'm confused...excuse me for being naive and honest, but.....

Friday appears to be off to an interesting start.

Good Morning All

Anybody got any CHERRY Jell-O????

Donna simma down.. it wasn't for you.. Jerry and I had a conversation yesterday and he told he had 63 emails from the "inmates" with questions.... I didn't have one.. I feel rejected....
Hi Jerry!!

Donna, if a comment is intended for you or anyone, believe me, you - they wouldn't have to ask.

Think about or review one particular thread from yesterday. You didn't get slapped or have your post edited. Jerry is just reminding us inmates to behave and if we are wondering if a post is unacceptable to....... LOLLOLOLOLOL e-mail it to him ffffffffor ROTFLMAO ahem, review. He is trying to save sssssome (Oh my gosh Brain, send me that pic) of us from being embarrassed.

Can we say embarrassed here?

Sorry Chuck, no jello here.

Now Freddie you know it's just cause they were hoping to catch Jerry on a good medication day!!!

SEE, WE ARE INMATES

Back to work.

CYA - POOF EVEN

I have given this a lot of thought and just really CAN NOT take it any more I think this needs to come to a vote and that the MODS need to stand back and let the chips fall where they may so HERE GOES:::::


Next post::

I think HH should start at 2 today!!!!


There now I said it.

Hollar If You Here ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, I'm totally confused, and I apologize if my questions raised questions or whatever...I've missed alot lately and I confuse easily...


and just for the record I do often feel like an inmate...but I keep coming back for more, so what does that say!???

Yeah, HH sounds good...pass me the Kaluha and cream! yum!!

Y'all leave Donna alone....she's good people!!!

Wish I could get a PIC....Goodyear ship is outside my window!!

1. It's two somewhere, go for it.
2. Not picking on Donna.
3. Sorry I couldn't laughter thinking of Jerry being an upstanding, sock (and underwear) wearing guard.

Hell Chuck, one reason I wanted to resign as Mod was so I could get out of the Guard Tower and return to the Yard with the other sicko's. What happened, the dang "State" took one of the repeat offenders and made him a guard. If it wasn't for BoB appearing once in a while, I would think the brainwashing was complete. ROTFLMAO

Donna, my post was not meant for you dear girl. Just don't want to see any (*) today.

1. Sounds good
2. I know..just pickin
3. Jerry's a guard...still can't over that one

Hey ya'll thanks!

Play on..... where are PS and KIV today anywhooo?

and Krispi?

Good Morning Everyone!!!
Looks like a good day ahead of us...

BH said:
I think HH should start at 2 today!!!!

Then Tom said:
1. It's two somewhere, go for it.

So, I say:
IT'S TIME!!!!!

Well, that was easy and painless...IT'S ALL GOOD!!!!!

Your just too good to us PS!!!

Donna, help yourself to the Kaluha. It's got cream, sounds like a breakfast food to me...

Now, where the heck is Kobi and the Crown????

Kobi....ohhhhhh...Kobi come out come out where ever you are.!!!

Hooray for Pegisue!!

Kaluha and cream for breakfast....sounds like a plan....just decided to go to wally world and giant and out for lunch with hubby....

and it's not raining TOO hard, so yes...

it's ALL GOOD!!

Luv ya all!! Hugs!!! See ya later...

See it just hit me.....6 hours difference across the pond....Brian you can have a couple pints....oh I forgot the metric crap...have a liter

AND BETTE, WHERE'S BETTE??

Sorry for shouting...morning all

Jerry, Freddie, thanks for taking care of my "nudie thread" yesterday...not right of me to post then get swamped at work...lol...work is only going to get busier, coworker is raedy to drop the baby any day now, and one's she's gone, I'm FULLY IN CHARGE OF ALL CONTENT!!! wooohoo! Since she came aboard a couple years ago, i got to share my responsibilities and got the much needed help I needed...is that saying needed too many times? lol...

Linda, we miss ya gal!

hi patrick

this is weird
Crab on Jelly

and no, not THOSE crabs...i know you all have your mind in the gutter.

Brian, how's bosun????

Donna, how has work gone...good I hope?

Julia, hope the ear is better...

Linda...too much work makes for a dull day...haha!

Hi everyone...HAD to repost KIV's pic from last night...OMG toooo cute!!


The swim suit...i figured I'd have to put sunscreen ALL over...haha.....
BUT...PS, I am SOOO disappointed, I bought it cause I thought NO tan lines...so bummed!

I hope you all have a GREAT weekend..send some good thought's my way. I hope we have a huge showing! I am having a raffle also, so hopefully we will raise a good amount for AWARE.

I need to find the vid of the blind guy that was posted. Louise wants to send it to a friend. It made her cry, in a good way.

Thanks.

Good morning Cynde.

haha..GREAT video BC!

Morning BC!!

Krispi, it's great for getting a "base" tan, before you go for an "all over tan", if'n ya know what I mean!!

Cynde, work is awful...we are having a meeting on Monday...keeping fingers and toes crossed, but I just don't know. If people quit, I want to, too, but I can't! Wahhh!!!!

Great doggie pic!

Ok...poof for a while!

PS, morning

Frog company is on it's way

.

So, would that video be the equivalent of us skydiving so we feel like a bird?? Now the crab is experiencing being a fish?? I like that!! And all the other crabs are watching in awe, just jealous 'cause they didn't think of it!! He's a pioneer!!!!!

GOOD MORNING, INMATES I'm just glad I'm not in the "yard" by myself LOL!
I have LOTS of company!!

I'm buried in paperwork and really just need a match and some gas and it WILL ALL BE GOOD LOL!



Crown? Did I hear Crown? It's ain't even noon o'clock but I'm game. In fact, Rob says we're going to Ruby Tuesday for lunch so maybe I'll have me a drink

I'm voting for HH at 2. It has to be an early night tonight so I need to get started early.

Goodness why is there a BIIIIIIG gap between the pic and the last of my postie?!?! Sorry.....

Didn't ya love that puppy yawn!? Thanks for reposting, Kristi
Rylan even thought it was cute

OHHHHH!! A Rylan fix!!! OMG she is GORGEOUS!!!
My mom is on the phone and I told her that you posted a new Rylan pic, she's pretty excited!!!!

How is the storm today?? That's like a hurricane up there!! Yall take care of yourselves!!

Okay what's for lunch today????

Left over kaluah, Crown & beer!

Brats(sp) and/or hotdogs
Deep Fried onion rings
Coleslaw

Desert: Hot Fudge Cake no whip cream and extra fudge

Cold coffee and a hard donut

Ham & cheese on fresh rye bread & water.

Thanks for the pics.

Bolgona sammiches, cold canned baked beans, with powdered milk.

Seriously

FREDDIE - JUDY, ARE YOU THERE!!!! Just saw the radar showing what was coming up the coast. I hope all the stupid boaters get out of harms' way so your guys don't have to put themselves in danger to save them or their vessels.

we now return to our regularly scheduled programming already in progress.........

kobi...soooo cute...makes me smile all over again...

PS...pre-BON tanning bed minutes already purchased, LOL

still do not want tan lines tho...HMMPPHH!!

OOOPPPSS!!!
14,14,14,14,14,14,14,14,14,14,14,14

WHOOO HOOOOO!!!

Don't go there Beau!!!!!!!!

everybody Matt dance...lalala

Beau?? HMMM..he like tanning beds BH???
common, it's friday, set Beau loose!!

Now you're asking for it Krispi - let sleeping Beau's lie.

Don't know Kristi....guards are kind of slap happy....hate to see him with a different kind of tan line.

Look what I found.

BH, ah aint gonna eevin menshun thet ah gots sum loashun nor iz ah gonna ask wayre she am gonna bee tannin.

See...now that they have me blocked I can't see that Jerry....send it my PM and let me have a look see.





(Message edited by blueharley on September 26, 2008)

Okay Beau.....That can of Crisco ain't really lotion...and as far as the tan line(s)go.......nevermind...can't word it without getting slapped.

Jerry found his Monkeys

(Message edited by kristi_tn on September 26, 2008)

I shouldn't use Crisco?

Yessum yah can Miss Krisp YYYYYYessssssssum - yah can.

oh...whew!

OMG - downhill so soon - off to lunch.

Ahl eeeven hold tha-tha-tha-tha (breeth Beau) Ahl eeeeven hold tha tannin lite fer .... HAY, MAH TOTHER POST TWERNT THET BAD!!!

Krisco Krispi Kristi....got funniest video's wrote all over it now....as she went for the tanning bed she slipped right off into the floor ...hit the fan....the fan hit the door....the door hit another lady walking down the hall...she bumped a lady getting a perm...it spun her around knocking down.... the hair dresser who had the mixture in her hands...the perm stuff flew through the air and hit a lady coming in the door....as she went backwards in to the parking lot a car had to avoid her....the car hit a telephone pole....the pole fell hit the cop car and that's why they locked her up.



(Message edited by blueharley on September 26, 2008)

(Message edited by blueharley on September 26, 2008)

Looks like lunch....catch ya'll in a few.

LOL..OK....no crisco!
it would be a good video though

Hi It's Happy Hour here so thanks BH a couple of pints will go down shortly.

Can I say Bottoms Up without getting a *

Have a good one

Hi, guys....I'm just dropping in to kill the thread.

Haven't seen much of you guys lately.....maybe this weekend, since we all have colds and will be around.....











Jerry telling everybody to play nice.....you're killing me here.

(Message edited by barbara_gibson on September 26, 2008)

Brian -you went 0 to 4 in just 3 hours yesterday. That's almost faster than the Porsche.

BTW - HAPPY lunch day today - I finally hit the trifecta. Soup beans (they usually have that everyday), stewed tomatoes AND jalapeno cornbread WITH cheese!!! Hurray - Hurray - Hurray!

CB - good to see you. If you have a cold then make certain you button up with that yellow slicker. I'm still seeing a childrens book here - I know, I know - Paddington the Bear but I think it's more along the lines of CB and her Magical Rain Coat.

Hay Miss Barbara "CB", misst ya, hoap ahl iz well.

Hay Jarry, didahevah tell ya bout that firs tyme ol Tom ordurred thoas TanThru suuts?

Our weather has been quite mild considering what they said we were going to get.
I swear these weather forecasters had to have gone to school.....um....nowhere LOL! Lately they never get it right. It's really cloudy and spitting rain but we've, thankfully, not had high winds.
I'm saving some Crown for a later HH as if I get the Crown hiccups at work people are gonna talk

PS Tell your Mom HI for me!!!
Mad I can't really play today but am making Bonaire bucks. Now have to run to the bank

Will peek in again later......

Mara, RosAnne and I have a day scheduled to go to San Francisco and get all the new Giant Things I haven't bagged yet. There's a Klaus(C or K?) Oldenberg giant bow and arrow on the embarcadero, and a giant tomato somewhere in the tenderloin....

Hey Everybody glad to see everyone is in a happy joyful move today

Jerry, that clip reminds me of being in Australia, All the Aussie's pretty well knew I was from Arkansas, Lynda told me not to talk, just point!!!

Hey Kobi, Donna, P.S. Krisp, B.H., Yo Mo, Beau and to all the rest of you Lovers of Bonaire!!!

Hi Mara

1 to 4 in reality as I already had 1 from a few weeks back. We wear our * with pride. Sometimes it has to be done.


New Office cooler for fridays HH





(Message edited by Brianl on September 26, 2008)

ahm putten mah helmut on en goen undah tha desk.

Randy, when I was in Tennessee, they thought my California accent was English....what's up with that?

Brian, my only * was for posting HKS, and that was just Jerry being a tyrant.....

Beau

Think I may have got away with it

dang it Brain, thet wuz tuu dang cloas.

Miss Barbara "CB", tha star luhks gud on yah.

goen back unner tha desk now jus incaseah won ov tha gards sawsit.

Miss Barbara "CB", durren the yeers ol Tom livdin Tennessee, helernt tah drawl lak the ress of em. Mayde Happy Ars ahlot less fizikul.

Suggah Babeees!

Hey Tom Beau just rattling my cage.

CB, a California accent fursur, whatevvvvvvvver!

TOM!!!

Hi Jerry how are you doing?

I am stuck at work still after having reimaged my laptop. Dam Updates aaargh and thats after IT put most of them on.

WHAAAAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?

I do have to say that yes, in Tennessee they are frequently saying to my British husband "You ain't from around here are ya?"... ahhh nope - Birmingham actually.

When Stephanie was "up North" either during her internship at Brookhaven Nat'l Lab or SEA in Woods Hole but either way - they kept telling her that she had a neat Southern accent - she's originally from England and France. It's not a Southern accent, it's much more of a British one. I think folks just saw that she was "from" Georgia and couldn't figure out the accent so went ahead assumed it was Southern - I assure ya' - it ain't.

Having Jerry say things like "furshur" and "whatevvver" just crack me up!LOL

CB, I think you deserve a slap....

"RosAnne and I have a day scheduled to go to San Francisco and get all the new Giant Things I haven't bagged yet"

You are cracking me up with that statement but I'll behave since I got slapped last week by Jerry for saying S**K

Is it time for page 2???

Yes Mara - it is time for page 2...

page 2

RosAnne, my civic minded little friend...let's talk soon!

Off to work for me now though....blegh....

That's more like it Barbara "CB". I knew you were more than a one star woman Have a great day and DON'T GIVE YOUR MOTHER THAT POPCORN CHICKEN RECIPE!!!

R.A., nice to see you around.

move along people - nothing to see here - move along

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