Only a few more days.

You should probably update your resume......

I feel so helpless being so far away....plus, I don't think the KFC uniform will look good on you, really, think about it.

Ruth, I ordered Rosetta Stone language programs in Dutch and Pap...that surely would put me a notch above Dave??? Oh, and remember I will work ALL stinkin' holidays...

[insert whine here]

I'm not so sure Ruth, it only take one band-aid and she's out of work for a week. She also needs days off to take Tuffy to Curacao.

I think you should hire me, I can fix anything and all I ask for salary is free air fills.