Wackiness shall continue here.

Nice photo Kristi!

RA, very cool. I can't play with more fingers than three. I'm going to catch cr*p for that one.

thanks FBMPT

I'm reposting Kristi's caterpillar...how cute!


RA, thanks for the call, perked me up. AND, I'm sucking on a queasy pop! lol!

Jerry, send the Fleet on over...don't know if it will help, but heck, I'll try anything at this point.

Very cool pic Kristi!!

It's quality not quantity Brad --- sheesh you should know that by now

Thats right Brad...chin-up,

haha...I just talked to RA on the phone, she got to get on STAGE AND PLAY GUITAR HERO!!! OMG, how cool would that be! AND, she met all the idols...waaaa...I wanna be RA for a day!

RA..how cool...wish we had pix of you! Bet it was a blast!

Brad, that sounds like a real serious problem!
I have finally mastered the 5 finger play!
Boom, sorry no pictures I snapped a few when I was standing on the side of the stage but I had to hide while doing it!

Cynde, yes, that is Fran Drescher, I always get my picture and hers mixed up!!! Fun talking to you, please get well!

Jerry hope you are feeling better, gosh it sounds like a real pain in the a$$ ( oh wait, it is!!)

I love that caterpillar picture, they usually give me the creeps but that is too cute!

RA, how far away is rajan's swim lessons from you, or did you drive your mercedes at TOP SPEED?

His lessons are 5 minutes away but it is over 100 again so we popped in the Benz and drove!It is a rather speedy car, maybe we should race, you in your Porsche and me in the Benz, yeah that's the ticket!

RA, a$$ is a tad better, thanks, how's yours?

RA...i was like, geez, i just got off the phone with you and you posted...lol...

jerry, how much is a "tad"?

Jer, I've been told mine is pretty good, oh wait is that what you meant??? hahahhahahaha

Four Worms and a Lesson







A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars.


The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.



At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:


The first worm in alcohol -Dead.




The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead






Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead








Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.




So the Minister asked the congregation,'What can you learn from this demonstration?'




Maxine was setting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,




'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'

That pretty much ended the service...

Has Cynde been eating lard-balls again?

jerry, i found your monkey

We're just checking in, we did 2 dives today...Andrea II and Belmar Reef. At Andrea II we saw a couple tarpon and lots of baracuda and just a very pleasant dive. Saw a 4' snapper at Belmar and the largest lobster that we had ever seen. If this was California and lobster season he would have been dinner. Speaking of dinner...tonight dinner with Patrick and his crew.

Denise & Teddy had dinner last night with Patrick...Denise do you have pics? Saw you on the cam!

K, Night every one. Hope it is a good one for everybody!

Trust me, that's nothing like my monkey.

Good night Krispi.

Thanks Kristi, you too.

This is close.

R.A., I logged back on this afternoon hoping to see pics. WELL?!?!?!

Rog & Karen, hope you have another great day tomorrow. Don't get between Patrick and his plate, he might mistake your fingers for ribs.

Benny, Katie and their friends love playing Guitar Hero, can't get any of them to play my acoustics or Pam's piano. What the heck is up with that?

Well my friends, it's about time.

Tom, buy Benny a Strat!

Honey, I'm home!"

OMG....micropigmentation ain't for **$$y's!

That's all I can say LOL!
In the chair at 1 PM. Done & and out by 3 PM. Eyelids were a piece of cake. LIPS?!?! Dear goodness, that made my rear pucker so hard to the chair she had to pry me off when it was time to leave LOL!
Went back to the office for a while to scare the employee's LOL!
I love you guys but can't share "after" pics right now as the swelling makes me appear like Bozo the clown My lips make Angelina Jolie look like she's NEVER had anything done to hers...LOL!

I'm following orders and icing both lids and lips LOL! That just sounds SO much fun doesn't it? NOT!!! Eyelids will heal quickly and lips should as well they will just a tad more tender.

Wow Kobi! Keep following those orders!

Since it's TIME, let's have a beverage.

I'll have to use a straw today LOL! Do we have any of those little cute straws behind the bar?!?!

I'd like something froofrooey. Like a coconut rum frozen thingie. Can you do that Brad?

LOL, RA said thingie

Absolutely, little straw in a Crown and Sprite for Kobi...and a pina colada with coconut rum, splash of pineapple juice and cinnamon sprinkle on top for RA. (The cinnamon is Lisa's secret.)

Kobi, I'm glad you made it out of the chair ok!! I'll let you slide on the pics...just this once. Goodness, Brad, get the girl a straw!!

I want what RA's having...she rubbed elbows w/ short people last nite!!

Hi, PS!
I'll share in a few days Just hope I am happy with the end results.
We have some h*llish storms on the way so may be in and out for a while.

Hey Angelina, I mean Kobi!
I kid you not this is a true story:
The day i went to do my check out dives we got in the water and started to descend and I felt this awful pain suddenly on my mouth. Tears started streaming down my face and I almost panicked but kept it together. Then suddenly the dive instructor is signaling me to surface so up we go. He said are you okay? I said yes why. He said look at your regulator. On it was a big A$$ jelly fish and my lips started to swell and continued to swell so that my lips could pass for a baboons butt! There was a medic at the beach and gave me this powder to put on it and the swelling stopped but I looked like a freak for 3 days.
Point of this story, if you wanted bigger lips I could have gotten them for you for free!!!

Jerry, to heck with buying Benny a Strat when I am looking at buying one for myself. Selfish of me isn't it?

R.A., thanks for the photo editing idea.

ANYONE HAVE A PICTURE OF A BABOON'S BUTT?

RA, you have some amazing stories!!! That one is horrid, yet funny!!!

OMG, I have opened a can of worms

PS, my family finds many hours of enjoyment through my little mishaps and miscalculations.

I did finish my checkout dive later that day, although it was hard to keep the regulator in my mouth!

I will save another story for tomorrow, it's equally as bizarre and involves my mouth. (Tom, Jerry ~ beeeeehaave!!)

LMAO, RosAnne now that just makes me hurt worse LOL! What a funny story but I am sorry about the pain you had. I think I TOTALLY understand what you felt like and maybe looked like.

I should have just gotten a hold of one of those critters and saved lots of moolah

Oh that can is SO opened now LOL! Ya know, baboon's behind is kinda what I see in the mirror right now LOL! LMAO

Rob will love this story

Do I have to beeeeehaave?

You're makin' the drinks, turnin' the pages...you can do whatever you want!!

LOL...amen on that one, PS.

You're awesome at those tasks and I think if you can do all that and NOT behave; shoot go for it LOL!

Lemme see, bizarre and involves her mouth...hmmmm

AND she's gonna make us wait till tomorrow!!!!

I'm gonna have to bail for a little while. Ice pack is calling my name. You guys keep having fun; I'm loving the afternoon chats and giggles. I just can't giggle TOO big today LOL!

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How's this for bizarre and lips?

Uh oh, thread killer.

Guess I'm going to have to talk to myself!

Mission accomplished, now I can turn the page...

EPISODE IV

brad...lol...

Rosanne, that picture is worth a thousand words.

Kobi, I was wondering if your lips would swell with that...what color did you get?