I think we have ourselves a convoy.

Good job, Fairy Basslet!

try again...

Queen Trigger.... Roger, Southern sting...over

thank you FB/MPT...over

southern sting..that should be a drink huh...what should we put in it?

ok...here we go, there may be a TEST later

OH Jerry , that is so funny...I love Bill Engvall

Yukon Jack would be a good start, over.

(Thanks for the lesson Patrick)

Dang!! I can't get it to play. I keep getting the "Sorry this video is no longer available."
I'll keep trying.

isnt that weird how it works for some people and not others?


Over...

Hope it works @ home. Over....

I think it's sad.

I got it to work. Well it looks like Kelly was asleep during class. Yes, Jerry, it is very sad.

Linda, what's your handle? How about Rock Beauty?

On another subject - Jerry/Freddie. Will there be a separate "Topic" for the auction or will it take place on CC?

Hey all you big boys out there, this is the French Angel comin' atcha...Got any smokies out there I need to watch out for??

LOL!!! The Mods are Smokies!!!
I just thought of that!!

Why are we talkin' like we are on CB's? The reception is MUCH clearer on-line...

Jerry Bear

Do not push baby Jerry on HUMP DAY!

Linda, we are playing with that.???????

How are you doing Jerry?

Now don't get me started talking like a trucker again!!!!!!!!!!!! Did that for a few years......

Handles were Tasmanian Devil and Speed Runner when i was in a hurry......

Doing better thanks, just can't sit to long.

You must be all packed big guy?

I can't wait for Thursday Funnies for this one:

FINALLY, THE REDHEAD JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

A redhead calls her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.'

Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The redhead says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'

He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....

He sighed......

Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box.......'

BH, you out there?

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Definitions Not in Dictionary

ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.

CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born
and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.



and MY Personal Favorite!!

WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
I have character lines.

LOL *Brad-MPT*

Subject: Indian Mating Ritual
> >
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> >
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> > Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
> > All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
>cave.
> >
> >
> > "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened closely
>until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his
>clothes and ran into the cave.
> >
> > The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all
>about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is
>our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler
>'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it
>means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."
> >
> > Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the
>cave, stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there
>was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.
> >
> >
> > He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
> >
> > The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then
>spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge
>opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
> >
> >
> > It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really >big,
>fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered >with
>all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"
> >
> > Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
> > "WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!"
> >
> > With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,
>tearing off his clothes as he ran.
> >
> > The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....
> >
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> >
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> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN......!

Old Cowboy

A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long
life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every
morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103. When he died,
he left 14 children, 30 grand-children, 45 great grandchildren, 25
great-great grandchildren... and a 15-foot hole where the crematorium used
to be.

Good stuff Patrick!

I have seen this lady all over town.

LOL!!! Sad, but true.

Debbie, Sorry I didn't see your question and have been away from the thread for a while.
I don't know. Rock Beauty is nice, but since I love turtles, maybe Crush!

Jerry Bear, I know you love us blondes right....over

You bet Krispi!

I feel so alone.

You are never alone, Jerry. Don't you hear those voices?

are you alone?


sitting in your beanbag chair?



eating cheetos??

Now that Bob is gone.
Meet my new friend Waltter. With two t's.

for your viewing pleasure

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8o-TRk4q-l4

Hi Waltter(with 2 T's) nice to mee ya! BOB will be back, you better watch out!

Waltter is a scary looking dude. Does he smell, too?

Ever smell toe-jam?

I'd like to order a coke and a burger please.

Jerry, that would be a big NO! I'm not that flexible.

I'm going back under my desk where it's safe, way to much PMS or whatever around here.

Krispi, you having a problem?

well gosh, it is a JPEG but it says disallowed format...MODs, whats up with that?

what cha think I am doing wrong Jer?

is there another type of error that says that?

Krispi, email it to me.

haha, just did

GMTA Jerry

It posted ok for me??????????????/

Brad, please don't start another thread yet, thanks.

Good news! My boss just got confirmation that a donor is giving us a half million dollars!!!!!!!
It is a restricted gift(won't pay the payroll), but OMG!!!!

oh..hmm

why wont they post for me?

Oh Bette, put that down!



(Message edited by kristi_tn on July 2, 2008)

I think the photo program was buggering it

Why didnt you post it Jer?

Tom actually introduced Waltter to Jerry...

I know, I am in BIG trouble now...

Oh Linda, so busy witH Walter, I didnt see your post,
Thats great!!

Thanks Kristi. Giving is VERY slow, so this means tons to us.

LOL!!!! Nice "Buggering" with the photo. Bette is going to die when she sees that.

she shouldn't carry those around, LOL

Krispi, one does not tick off Tommy-Boy.

Good news Linda.

OK, I am outta here, I will reap the repercussions tomorrow, Ha Ha

everyone have a good evening and A great HH!

Tom! That looks like Captain Salt and Mr. Pepper on the shelf behind your head! We bought that set in New England when Josh was a baby! He's 31 now! Our set finally lost it's paint from overheating, being kept on the back of the stove, and when one finally broke, I threw them both out!

Good work Krispi! I never noticed my salt and pepper shakers in the original posts..... (That's because I was so busy admiring Tom's handsome face!) Putting Waltter in the picture changed the focus.

Only a half hour until I find out if I have jury duty tomorrow.

This is some funny stuff!!!

Linda, this is fantastic news!!!

well, it wasn't intended to "tick" him off...
the girls bike a HK hat, now that was uncalled for, LOL

(Message edited by kristi_tn on July 2, 2008)

Jerry, You don't think Tom would be proud to be Waltter's friend?

Krispi, it's all in fun, but Tom's voices can make the boy explode.

haha, maybe Beau will step in and calm him down....LOL

OK, Truely gone..I am outta here
Southern Sting, OVER AND OUT

Wowza, this convoy sure has picked up momentum...

Go here: Hammer Down

Krispy, it's all good.

Jerry, nothing could make me explode today. Got to go diving with Benny this afternoon and we are planning a couple of dives together next week. Don't get any better than that, does it?