Howdy all! Here is a puppy pic to kick off the day. I'm trying to get a certain someone one who lives in the state north of mine to adopt this one. LOL!

Good morning all. Tribs you are having way to much fun. Two hour dives, you really should get some oxygen once in a while. Here's my cutie for this morning. This picture got missed from the March shots. The only thing wrong that I can tell is the turtle is a little soft.

Turtle at Andrea II

Good morning Tribs & Cecil. Tribs - now that there is a QT. If I didn't already have 4 I might consider that one but I think it has Becky's name written ALL over it.

Have a great day all - too many meetings and too little time.

That turtle is great! Sorry you have so many meetings. I'm off to the shelter to visit the critters. Have a great day!

OH BECKY!!!!!! Tribs and her furry friend want you!

What a cutie pie for sure. Thanks for sharing your vaca time with the animals at the shelter; you're the BOMB!

Ok, chuckle on peeps...............

Billy Bob's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, 'Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine and your brother came in and named them.'

The woman thinks to herself, 'Oh no, not my brother... he's an idiot!' Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, 'Well, what's the girl's name?'

'Denise,' says the doctor.

The new mother says, 'Wow, that's a beautiful name! I guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise.' Then she asks, 'What's the boy's name?'

'Denephew.'

LOL Kobi. Morning BT friends.
Has anyone heard from PegiSue?
What a way to start my day - puppy and turtle pictures.

Morning fellow BT'rs! Great pictures, brought smiles to my face.

PS, How's things today??

Tribs, that puppy is so cute! Look at the size paws he's toting. Going to be a big un.

I started going through old photo albums last night and came across our first trip out of the country for diving. Grand Cayman. What a great trip that was. Those were the days of film photos. Point and Pray pictures.
I plan on scanning a few of these photos on my lunch 1/2 hrs.
Then I found an OLD album from a 1977 trip back to MA for a visit with my Dad. My Sis and her son, Willem, came with me. Will might have been 4-5 years old on that trip. I want to scan some of these pictures and surprise him with an album of the trip.

Note to self: Don't look at puppy Jahneen is holding and damned sure don't let Pam see that pic.

For the connasewers amung us:

It has taken me forever to catch up and read all these threads!!! I could've used this and my laptop in the "library" on Tuesday!!!LOL

I obviously survived Tuesday...and yesterday. I do believe I like being "put under"!! I was on Bonaire and diving!!! The doc loved that!!
I seem to be fine and they found nothing wrong!!
Maybe I'm just getting old, and I think too much and I worry to much...for no reason. I need to just relax and enjoy life. It is pretty darn good and I'm very lucky to have the life I have. I think I'm just gonna start taking care of myself better and just be happy!

Hey PS! I thought you would like being "put under". Terry loved it. Glad to hear everything is okay.

Tom, That grilled cheese samich looks pretty good to me!

hey PegiSue...good to see you...get well!

Good Morning, all! Tribs...how will you fit all those puppies in your suitcase?

Linda, it was better than last time when I thought I was at Publix and fought with the cashier and kicked her...well, I kicked the nurse in the ribs!!! Oops!!
Diving was MUCH better!!!

Kristi I love your BOB thread!!!

P.S., glad you survived and everything came out okay.

One of my favorite songs, preceded by a bit of humor

YAY, PS!!!! Glad you survived the "library" time and the procedure itself

Glad all seems well. I LOVE your attitude!!! Keep being you.

Hey Kobi!!!
You better take care of yourself and get well!

PS! You kicked the nurse? Wonder what she did to you in return while you were out.
A lady I worked with years ago punch her dentist in the face after he "put her out" for some dental work. And this woman is a tall, big woman with power behind the punch. He he he.

Yes diving is a much better and relaxing dream. (look out doc.)

Ohhhh, next time I'm "put out" I hope I get to dive! During oral surgery I hallucinated, like half awake, and thought I saw a door in front of me open while they were working on me, and a dog came in, and the door was left open...was bothering me! I couldn't believe they allowed that while I was having surgery!

But I woke up to giggling, as I was snoring when they woke me up. Not real. Diving would have been better.

Glad you got good news, PS!! And now that you've been checked out from top to "bottom" (hehe), I hope you can relax. Maybe you need to go to the Bahamas, where, "Don' worry...be happy!" is SERIOUSLY the way they live.

naaa..just back to BON Pegi
The BOB thread was fun...hehehehe

Thanks, PS. I'm holding my own, at present, with really SORE throat and not much voice. Rob's happy about the NO voice part! Customer's, however, think I've been on a drunk LOL!

The worst part of being "put under" is coming to afterwards. I always say to the anah..., aneethe

P.S., I agree with Kathy, the Bahamas are close and nice. I might be sailing around the Bahamas on a Catamaran next February. Shhhhhhh, don't tell "What's Her Name"

Kobi, LOL If ah sent "Tha Boss" down yer way - would ya breeth on her fer me. PAHLEEEEEZE

Yeah, we need a little "get-away" trip, BAD!!!! We are working on a Bonaire trip...THANKS DEBBIE...hopefully the first of '09!! Maybe the Bahama's wouldn't be too bad. I just don't like the whole "shark" thing they got goin' on there...maybe I could dive in a cage

sorry folks, couldn't remember how to spell anah, aneethezee-ist, - DANG!!! You know, that person that puts you under. Anyway, I always say to that person "AGAIN!!! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!!!". My insurance company doesn't mind paying for the operations but, they sure do grip about paying for the "Rehab" afterwards.

Good morning!

PS, good to see you, glad you made it through and got to dive along the way.

Kobi, you were on Nyquil last night, isn't that the same thing?

Great pics!!!

I would love to adopt a puppy, but not anytime soon!

Guess what - Joel and I with kids in tow - are going to the BT NE BBQ!!! (See EE Bonaire)

We can't wait! Joel has our mini trip worked out! Looks like we will drive to Mt. Washington and hit Lake Placid! The kids will love it!

GMTA

Busy day but, let's make it a fun day


A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your water allocation.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.'

The water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me.

See this card? THIS CARD MEANS I AM ALLOWED TO GO WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered.

Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?'

The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores. Later, the old farmer heard loud screams and saw the water rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull. The bull was gaining on the water rep with every step.

The rep was clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out.....

Your card! Show him your card!

BH, that there's funny, LMAO!!!

There was this Priest, Rabbi and Reverend that lived on the same block, and each one of them had a place of worship within a 1/2 mile of each other.

They started talking and decided to buy a car and rotate the driver each week.

The first Sunday, the priest drove and when he dropped off the Reverend, he bent down and put his hand on the car and said a short prayer. The Rabbi asked the Priest what he was doing and the Priest said he was blessing the car.

The following Sunday, the Rabbi drove and when he dropped of the Priest, he sprinkled water on the car and touched his forehead, middle of his chest and both breasts. The Rabbi asked the Reverend what the Priest had done and he informed the Rabbi that he was Blessing the car.

The following Sunday, the Reverend drove the car and when he pulled up in front of the Jewish Temple, the Rabbi got out and cut 1" off the tail pipe with a hacksaw.



Think about it for minute you'll get it!!!!

Grandma

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?"

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse."

After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me s**t."

I thought maybe PegiSue would especially like that one, haha

Good jokes so far, keep 'em coming!

Young Son: “I heard that in some parts of Africa they don’t know their spouse until they get married. Is it true, Dad?”

Dad: “That happens in every country, son.”

~~~~~

Tom had won a toy in a contest. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present.

“Who is the most obedient?” he asked. “Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?”

Five small voices answered in unison: “Okay, Dad, you get the toy.”

Here's a bunch of funnies. The Best of Craigslist.

Menopause Jewelry

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big <ugly> red mark on his forehead.




Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Laughing out loud here

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the
service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened; and the casket rolled
inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful
heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I'm a gynecologist."

That's when the proctologist fainted.

An English teacher wrote these words on the whiteboard: "woman without her man is nothing". The teacher then asked the students to punctuate the words correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

Brad, that was not funny!

Jerry, Stick with the diamonds and you'll always be safe.

I'm reading the Craig's list thing!!! That is HILARIOUS!!!! I'll be back....gotta read some more!!

Love that picture; even with the red spot LOL!

How does one embed the youtube videos?

Brad,
That 'Quil stuff is NICE when you're feeling in the crapper LOL! HIC

Tom,
What's her name would beat me into next year if she came here and got sicky. Who's gonna make sure you're on your game with that clipboard??!!?!!

brad
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Glad to hear test went well, PS!
Brad and Jerry, too funny!

LOL!!!!

As for diamonds... worked in that industry far too long LOL!!

Tom, this is just for you.

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Jerry, thank you so very much.

Louise, Jerry is sniffing the glue in the patch kits again.

tribs
good to see u up close. nice picture and cuttie dog
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