When I edited my post on the other thread, the date surprised me....I KNOW in my head it's June 6th, but where exactly did the time go?

I'm not sure where the time went, but I only have one month and one day left on Bonaire.

Here is today's sunrise.

One month and one day left in paradise! Savor each moment, Tribs!!!

Thanks for the beautiful picture!! It's promising to be a warm day here and hopefully a nice one...but obviously not as nice as where you are!

Good Morning Donna & Tribs

Beautiful sunrise, Tribs Enjoy your very special time on Bon

Tribs! Have a wonderful month on Bon!

Good Morning Donna!

Today we are going to a Teddy Bear Picnic!! Should be good! Our neighbours are coming too, she will be my second set of hands .

Morning all

A month and a day, I'm not jealous, well ok I am.

Funny for Friday on marriage

1) The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, 'What's on the TV?' I said, 'Dust!'

2) In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

3) My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four Police officers and a dog.

4) What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

5) A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said 'I haven't eaten anything in four days.' She looked at him and said, 'God, I wish I had your willpower,'

6) Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mother- in-laws.

7) Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

8) A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

9) The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

10) How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

11) Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

12) If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

13) Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.'

14) A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
And the father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'

15) The bumper sticker read: 'I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.'

16) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

LOL!

I second her LOL!

Brain, that was funny

#11 really hit home. Not long after "Tha Boss" and I married, she started to request that I cut my hair and keep my beard trimmed. Over the years she made other "suggestions" which I didn't care for (some day I am going to tell her so too). One night we were spending time with our old friends Rolly and Edna. At one point during the night, Rolly and I were talking about how both of our wives had tried to change us over the years. Edna and Pam just looked on with evil grins on their faces. Suddenly, Edna piped in and said "Women look at prospective husbands much like men might look at an old car, not for what it is but, for what they might be able to turn it into." Those two ladies almost died laughing.

Brian*! LOL! Tribs, savor every moment on Bon. Pet your four legged roommates for me.

Tom. I have to meet your wife - she sounds priceless!

GMTA

Is it business time????? I got 4 hours to spare.

We have to go for our annual physical examinations...so, no coffee till later uggggghhh!

Tomorrow we have a wine tasting festival called "Wine in the Pines", should be fun, 46 central California wineries and lots of food!!

On the way out the door, talk to you later (after coffee)!

Top of the morning to everyone! Got a busy day here on tap. Garden store for some new flowers by the windmill, other stuff I got last year got really tall and not looking good, and today I get to move as much 8 tons of stone I got to another flower bed.
The rest of my day is some baking, a banana nut bread and housework. Work tonight, so probably won't be able to play much here today, going to be hot this week-end and want to get the bulk of that stone down. So glad we got the pool up and running! Think we are going to need to utilize it this week-end!

Morning Talkers

Brian, thanks for the bust a gut laugh this morning!!!

Tom, you SO made me think of the MAN SONG LOL! Sometime you're gonna tell Pam LMAO That's funny!!!

HOT as you know what yesterday. Car temp gauge read 93 and I don't like it!!! The 3 H's are here again today; bad hair day all around for me LOL!

Rog/Karen, good luck with your physicals!!! Good thoughts for you both.

Debbie, can you bottle up your energy and I'll be up to get it?! I wish I had it for sure. I'm a lazy arse lately; Ok so may all the time

An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,

"Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."

Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences."

The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part hanging out of his pajamas.

He met Nurse Tracy. "Mr. Wallace," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas."

"But, Nurse Tracy I can't," replied Mr. Wallace. "I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.

"Yes," said Nurse Tracy, "you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"

"Well," he replied, "Today is the viewing."

Morning Everyone!!!!
Brian --- those were funny
Gail --- yup, you too! LOL

Tribs, don't think about the count down... no, no, no!!!! When does Wes get there?
Gotta run and get the morning in full swing.
Hopefully I'll see ya'll later today.

I posted this last night but I just have to share again... it just makes me laugh

Reminds me of Carole's tail obsession
I know that doesn't sound right but it does sound good!!!! Hi Carole!

Good morning all! I think I'll be pretty busy again today, but I'll try and keep up.

Very Funny stuff Brian and Gail and Boom! That's a great way to start the day.

Tribs, I'm still not jealous, I'm EXTREMELY jealous Please enjoy your ramining time there!

Hi again everyone.

Gail, LMAO!!!

Linda, Pam is a treasure. Hopefully, we all can meet in February when her and I escape from the spawn (kids) and return to Orlandah. Woo-Hoo, a week with out kids

When I was suffering memory loss (still am, I think, get back to you on that - okay), Pam put two signs up to help me remember something that could embarrass the whole family.

The first sign which was on the inside of our bathroom door said "Did you zip?"

The second on the door which I use when leaving the house said "Are you sure you zipped?

I love that pic of Little Guy!

Gotta run, Boss is here and I can't find my clipboard. Be well.

Cynde, if you check in, remember little sister-

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HAPPY HUMP DAY

It's been raining for three days non stop.
Landscaping contractor has not shown up in a week.
Fence installer called, he's now backed up five weeks.
Had to turn on the heat last night, will be above 90 tomorrow.
Louise has been on the WAR-PATH for a few days, how nice.
I still have to work seven days a week till June 28th.
My monkey is still missing.

Morning all

Boom, what a great pic of little guy. I missed yesterday, and will most likely miss today too.

BH..yes, it's "business time" lol ;-)

tom, how bout dreadlocks?

Still packing (almost donw)

Jerry, poor guy! I'll have an island drink for ya tomorrow (go ahead and slap me)

Boom - great picture. I saw it last night and it made me smile!!!!
Jerry - keep a better eye on that monkey!!
BC - have a great trip
Tom - Are you sure?

Jerry, what happened to your profile Pic?

BC, what's the shoe count up to? I think dreads would be cool.

The monkey is safe.

Thanks dear lady.

What's for lunch today??????

Lunch? I haven't even had breakfast!

Hi all!!
Great funnies and pic of Lil Guy!!!

George is off today!! Woo Hoo!!!!!! We are going to Lowes!! That should take up most of our day...
Tom, I'm gonna look at some new lathe's they have and hint to G!!!
I think we are actually gonna be lookin' for some things so we can do something nice with this house!!! I want the back porch fixed up and maybe some plants around the pool to make it look like Debbie's place on Bonaire!!

Brad, No breakfast yet??? I would be very grumpy by now!
Just go directly to a big lunch!

Also, can we all take a moment today to think of all those brave men who stormed Omaha, Juno, Utah, Gold and Sword beaches in Normandy 64 years ago today. We would not be taking trips to Bonaire, have internet freedom, and be able to lead the wonderful lifestyles we have without the ultimate sacrifice they made.

Or to put that another way Jim.

As seen on a bumper.

If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If it's in english, thank a vet.

Cynde, just remember if you get a TAT you can use that cream LOL!

Jerry, hope things get better and hit the monkey if he's bad

Rob just arrived to the office....hmmmm after being off since last Thursday. I told him he's fired; didn't need him. I can deposit checks, sign checks, type checks AND give myself a raise LOL!

Going to run go over some tax stuff with him; owning a business is FUN at times.....I think?!

Oh I can't wait till 4:30! Not being trained on the software that I use makes it really hard to produce reports. Ugghhhhhhh!!

Linda, it's only 9:37 here...okay, maybe that is late....just heard a growl! And, I can totally understand your software issues (without even bringing up yesterday).

Kobi, can you work in a raise for the rest of us
too?

Has anyone seen Krispi?

Welcome to BT Louise

She's watching me.

No Jerry, I haven't seen Krispi. Was wondering about her myself.

Hi Louise, Jerry is DA MAN.

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, "Shall We Gather at the River."
Smile, life is too short not to !!If this brightened your day Don't let it stop here Pass it on with a smile

Keep spreading the Cheer.See you at the river.

The Golfer and the Dentist

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!" The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain. So the dentist ask him, "Which tooth is it sir?" The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey, and show him."

44 year old warning ..... Recently someone was browsing through the 40th Anniversary Issue of Reader's Digest (dated Feb. 1962), and came across this reprint from the Washington News. Very wise words every Congress should heed.

Vice President Lyndon Johnson received the following message from a reservation Native American Indian Chief. The quote reads:

"Be careful with your immigration laws. We were careless with ours."

Patrick, How you doing?

FAIR TO MIDDLE IIINNNN WHICH MEANS SO SO

Just playing the waiten game!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hope Krispi's OK with Bob being around and all

HI PATRICK!!!!

HI LOUISE ~ ON THE WARPATH!!!

Brad, Good it would be of me to get us all a raise. Deserving we are I like Yoda LOL

Hi Louise

Linda, am I sure of what?

Cynde, yes dreads would look hot, specially if you wear that pink swimsuit my lil Tinkerbell

P.S., if George finds "lathes" at Lowes

Kobi, you are going to fire Rob. Wasn't putting the Bubblette Balm under his nose enough? GEEESH, fire a guy for not working - I am never introducing you to What's Her Name that is upstairs. Dang, now I need one of those things that's on the doors to remind me of What's Her Name's name.

Patrick, I see you are back amoung us. Did you run out of Cheetos and movies? SNORT

LOL, Tom I am the devil
Tell what's her name HELLO FROM VA!!

I'll go easy on the old man since he's re-couperating; bless his heart. He goes into his office a bit ago and I heard him exclaim HOLY #(*% it's June?! LOL

I'm like uh yea, and? He's been out sick since May 29th!

Car temp gauge reading 100 degrees here in VA. Suddenly I'm not feeling too fresh

Tribsy, such a lovely shot..u have a home every year same bat time, same bat channel....my family of pets and I ADORE YOU plus you are an awesome roommate.

Episode II, begun it has.

Uh, that means go to the next page by clicking on the link

Brad Jerry -Kristi is in Gatlinberg with Bob

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