Good morning BT'ers! Well I must say it has been interesting having BOB visit me! All the devastation and missing people, I was very concerned about having him stay with me!!

I must admit, when I got home yesterday, I was VERY scared. BOB, true to form, had escaped!

he had obviously broken out, had a snack and he was gone! Oh Gosh, Jerry will kill me! I lost BOB already!

Krispi! Are you okay? Has the smell overtaken you?

oh the smell!!!!

Oh no, he took the good snack.

I was certain he'd be gone for good, that surely would sustain him for more than a day!!

O M G.....Krispi It's SO ON now LOL!

Let the games begin.....

Kobi, you won't believe what he has put me through! He is like an obstinate child!
I would be beneficial to note here that , well, I am just a tiny bit strict and do not take CRAP at all! LOL
so, the battle was on!

Krispi - Smack BOB! Put him in his place. After you find him.

How does he smell Keispi?

The SPAM make it ok?

HE ATE THE SPAM !!!

so I looked and looked, found him in the dog house!! My dogs were howling and barking, it was terrible!

he ran through the yard and well
see for your self..

Jerry, he is so BAD! You guys, it took me forever to get him out of the tree, he kept jumping from one to another!
Finally when I thought I had him cornered....

I should have never have left my keys in it!

Krispi! You poor dear, I don't want to go into details about what BOB did when he took my car, but trust me, it wasn't good! Stay safe and you might want to contact your insurance company as a preventative measure.

state farm just called!! My rates are going up 40%! Can you believe it? I asked if it was because of BOB but they denied any knowledge....gesch!

Bob gets better and better! All he did was go through the dumpster when he was here, and RosAnne got him out of there pretty fast.

I wouldn't have let him come to one of my jobs if I'd known then what I know now....

Krispi, keep BOB away from open flames.
He could blow up!

We need a closeup of you and the boy.

OK, well I'll finish tell y'all about our day.
BoB finally came home and I was SOOO mad! I had to get the sheriff to drop the charges. This is a very small town and people WILL talk!
So, we duked it out in the yard, he's tough you know....

Finally I had to promise him a funfilled week...we are going to the lake tomorrow...hope he doesnt try to sleep on the top of my boat!
and I promised him he could come to Gatlinburg with us this week and meet Dolly. Well, he didnt know who that was so I showed him a picture

he likes Dolly

so he was on his best behavior the rest of the evening

he helped me with the rail!
and after we got back from the ER getting his fingers stitched back on

he helped me attach the rail...to his hand...so back to the ER we went...

well, several hours later, we were starved
when we got home he said he would make it up to me by making dinner..
Trying hard to be positive
I allowed him to make me dinner
by the time we got the fire put out, dinner was ready

I really didnt need the barn anyway
I also got to meet a couple of cute firemen from another county,

I hid BOB in the crawlspace to protect him from trouble!

well, He served up dinner real nice for me

and even made my daughter something special
While we ate BOB went back to the deck and ate some wood shavings, he said they were his fav!

After dinner, I told BOB he couldnt meet Dolly the way he stank! WHEW, he was bad, I told him he had to hose off in the yard.
But, after much begging and hollering, I let him use my shower

HOWEVER, once he saw my bath tub with vanilla bubblebath, he could NOT resist!
He was beat and we both figured it would be good for him to rest..

My cat loved him...go figure

I'm LMAO! Glad you "get" Bob Krispi!

I could be wrong, but it seems Krispi is having way to much fun.

Poor kitty was probably just in shock from the stank!

I want to know who's taking the pictures and thinking we are all insane...LMAO.

wait..I'm not done!

I think BOB has found a new home..

LOL, I know BC...the whole town is talking! LMAO
Who'er them there folks that think this here fella isn't fancy, we thank he stinks sometin gud. youin's jus dun aprec'ate a guud thang when youin's see it!


(LOL, this whole this is yellow!!)

Looks like Bob grilled one of your fancy designer belts ....LOL

OK anyway...
After dinner, BOB threw all the plates in the back yard, (I needed new ones anyway) and made his bed

no matter how much I scolded him, he wouldn't come down I am hoping to get m a new roof, since my rates are going up, it's the least I can do!

today, he came to work with me because I thought he needed a check up

I thought we better check his heart, after all his travels, you never know. So...
we did a stress test

nobody could believe how fast he could run...when we were done the stench was so bad we had to call a code orange and call the Haz Mat team!

you guys in east tennessee...keep an eye on the new tonight, we should be on there!

who wants to meet us in Gatlinburg this weekend??
We have to find Dolly or BOB will very mad!

Krispi, you look good in HazMat! Prada has nothing on that!

awww, thank ya! Do you like my shoes?

They'r spiffy!

My boss won't let BOB back in the building, so, I didnt get to finish his stress test..I do believe he will probably live too long though!

I just check where you live to see if BOB could be escaping to my sister's place in Athens, TN. I think she is safe - I won't divulge her name and address.

Hey, that might be where he went Linda! Have you called her and checked???

Krispi

Keep alert, look what happened to Kiwi Steve, I think he is still in rehab with little access to the outside world still.

Jerry, the Spam is still in the UK as I didn't think the package would get through containing meat from the UK. I did add some new items though.

No Jerry, I have the empty spam can, BOB had a spam mustache when he got back...PLZ note picture in 2nd post...

Poor Steve...

Brian, I added a new can.

Brian, Maybe Kiwi put the Spam in for BOB?

AHH, mystery solved...

did I mention I am taking BOB to wonderworks also this week? It is an upside down city, I think he will feel right at home!

Got it.

Mara sent me some very cool SPAM Singles, she's so nice.

Spam singles, sounds like a new dating agency.

Hah, maybe you would have to impress your date with an inventive use/meal of SPAM

BOB and the SPAM singles.....Wanna meet attractive singles? bring the spam and ask BOB

OH...it's a group!!
BOB and the Spamettes!

Whoaaaa Krisp there's a place there called the THE DISASTER ZONE but I think the whole park will be ONE by the time you take him back home...

HAHA, is that perfect!!

Krispi, this thread is a hoot! lol Is Bob really gonna be on TV in TN tonight?

I like the shoes, too. hehe

One more ??, are you a vegetarian? I don't see any meat on those plates Bob cooked for you!

Your poor daughter!!!!

OMG! This is hilarious! Thanks Bob (er Krispi).

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!! Love it!!!

LOL More?

Outstanding krispi...we somehow, need to get all of the bob pictures, and all of the things he's done, on one thread...wouldn't that be a hoot?

Cecil did a post some time back with a link to every Bob page ...

Krisp - E-mail a larger photo of BOB behind the shower curtain so I can add you on the "Who's next Hall of Fame" Please

BOB is going to the lake today...fingers crossed! I hope the TWRA doesnt get called out!