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Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tribs, Live From Bonaire (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5957) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:37 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Hey everyone! Tonight is the LOST season finale. Who is coming down to watch it with me????

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Debbie Babcock (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #7275) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:44 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Morning Tribs! I will be with ya in spirit, but will definitely be watching LOST tonight too!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Atlanta (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3615) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:52 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Not I said the fly - but you all enjoy.

Here's something to get our Thursday started...

The golf course was haunted by a malicious, evil leprechaun who exploited the ambitions of the poorer players. He popped up beside one unfortunate man who was participating in a club competition.

"Look," he said, "if you agree never to court a woman, flirt with a girl or marry, I'll help you win."

"Done," shouted the young golfer. The leprechaun was very pleased with conniving ways, and chuckled merrily.

When the golfer was in the clubhouse being praised by the other members, the leprechaun popped up on the shelf of the locker. "Hey," said the little elf, "I have to have your name for my records. What is it?"

"Father Murphy," grinned the golfer as he adjusted his Roman collar.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Atlanta (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3616) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:54 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Going with a theme here I think....

A drunk guy is walking down the street. He sees this nun, runs up and knocks her over. He says, "You don't feel so tough now, do you, Batman!?"

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Atlanta (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3617) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:55 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

What do you call a prostitute's children?

Brothel Sprouts

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tribs, Live From Bonaire (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5963) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:58 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Atlanta (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3618) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 7:59 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

A farmer has to go out to plow his rental field about 10 miles from his farm. To get there he must drive his tractor, and his dog old Joe trots along beside him. Halfway through the plowing, the tractor runs out of fuel.
He wanders out to the road and flags down a ride, which just happens to be a Ferrari. The driver says, "You can have a ride, but that dog can't get in my car."

The farmer says, "Don't worry. Old Joe will keep up."

The driver figures he'll show the farmer just what his car can do and lets it rip. Just as he is going into 5th gear, he looks out the window and sure enough Old Joe is right beside him. He can't wait to have a look at the amazing dog, so he slams on the brakes, and the car stops rather abruptly.

The driver jumps out of exclaiming, "He's the most incredible dog I've ever seen! But what kind of collar is that he's wearing?"

The father shook he said and said, "That's not a collar. That's his a**#ole. He's not used to stopping that fast."

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tribs, Live From Bonaire (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5964) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 8:09 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Have fun you guys! I'm off to the shelter for a few hours.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1423) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 8:13 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

good morning BT'ers. Happy Thursday!! more day!!
Tribs, give the babies a big hug for me...
Yo, funny, poor dog
I dont watch LOST but I will still be with Tribs in spirit, LOL

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Linda** (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1313) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 8:51 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Happy Thursday - Yes, it's Thursday not Wednesday like I thought it was this morning. Got to love those 4 day work weeks!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Gail T. (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #2953) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:00 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good morning BT Buds. Happy Thursday indeed. Taking Chaos for grooming while I'm at a Dr. appointment, and hoping the timing works. Then more tidying up and marketing for MIL's visit. I'll be busy today, so I hope you all can have fun! :-)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By BlueHarley (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1946) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:19 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?"

"The tombstone back there said...
'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #948) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:35 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Yippee, the LOST season finale and Thursday funnies all on the same day! We watched the LOST recap with the pop-ups last night, lots of good reminders.

What happened last night? It's all another rainbow blur.

Funny stuff so far, I'm looking for some clean stuff to post.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #949) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:46 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Found one:

A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in west Texas.

He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a full bowl of chili. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asks the old cowpoke, "If you ain't gonna eat that, mind if I do?"

The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, "Nah, go ahead."

Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately pukes up the chili into the bowl.

The old cowboy quietly says, "Yep, that's as far as I got, too."

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kimo (BonaireTalker - Post #95) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:47 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Yo, my golf game needs help but I think that is just going too far..

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Linda** Trouble Maker - Bubbles Maker (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1314) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:48 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

I'll have to remind hubby to record LOST tonight. I want to see this island "move" like Benjamin said it can.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Linda** Trouble Maker - Bubbles Maker (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1315) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:49 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Gross, but funny!
Puke

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kimo (BonaireTalker - Post #96) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:49 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Brad, that's just gross but I'm LMAO!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1430) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:56 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

oh Brad. eeewwww, LOL

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #950) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 9:59 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Camping with the Lone Ranger

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men
fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that
Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter
past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and
we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo sh**. Someone stole the tent."

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #11155) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:18 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good morning campers, I see we are off to a fun start.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Atlanta (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3620) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:30 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

hehehe

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Boat Chick************** (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5347) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:34 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

morning all...I agree with Jerry...and what happened yesterday? I had the workday from he)) and peeked in late and like...FIVE THREADS???? I fear today will be the same at work...ugh...I want Saturday morning to be here NOW!

play nice, post clean, and have fun:-)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Linda** Trouble Maker - Bubbles Maker (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1317) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:41 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Good luck today, BC!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Atlanta (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3622) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:43 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

clean????you mean I have to wash my hands before I post - MAN some people!!!!!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1435) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:46 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

HEY BBZ...
the man cam is letting me down..
good news
for the BoyZ

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Cecil (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6453) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:48 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Bon Dia all.

The old man was setting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What are you selling, young man?" he asked.

"I'm not selling anything, sir." the young man replied. "I'm the Census Taker."

"A what?" the man asked.

"A Census Taker. We are trying to find out how many people are in the United States."

"Well," the man answered, "You're wasting your time with me, I have no idea."


A very keen amateur gardener was proud of his ferns, the fronds of which were particularly fine specimens. The ferns were so specatcular that he won every flower show he entered them in.

After many years he became bored with winning with the same plants so he decided to try his hand at growing and showing anemones, but
the results were a disaster.

He complained to his friend, " My fronds are absolute perfection," he complained, "but I just can't grow anemones."

"Never mind," his friend said..

"With fronds like these, who needs anemones!"

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tribs, Live From Bonaire (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5965) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:51 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

haaaaa! You guys are off and running! Some one asked, on one of the threads yesterday, if I could post some animal shelter pics. I will take my camera with next week and create a thread in the animal shelter section. A puppy came in this past Tuesday and I am on a mission to find it a home. A ranger found it in Slagbaai and it is the sweetest little guy. I've nicknamed him Slagbaai. I will be sure to get good photos of him and many of the others.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Linda** Trouble Maker - Bubbles Maker (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1318) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:53 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

A funny and a groaner!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #11156) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 10:56 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Seems ok to me?

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5776) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:05 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Tribs,
THANKS for doing sharing your time at the shelter!! You're the WOman :-)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5777) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:06 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Yesterday is a blur. I sneezed, peed myself, saw a shelf full of fuzzy drinks, gave 3 Yorkies a bath, then had 3 Crown's and can't really remember anything after that :-)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5778) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:07 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Gotta be on my game tonight; LOST IS ON but so is the DVR :-)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #954) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:17 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Dear Alcohol,

First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours.

As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you're even around in the holiday's hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we're stuck in the midst of endless family gatherings.

However, lately I've been wondering about your intentions. While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences:

1. Phone calls: While I agree with you that communication is important, I question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity takes place after 2 a.m. Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not want to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

2. Eating: Now, you know I love a good meal, but why do you suggest that I eat a taco with chili sauce, along with a big Italian meatball and some stale chips (washed down with WINE & topped off with a Kit Kat after a few cheese curls & chili cheese fries)? I'm an eclectic eater, but I think you went too far this time.

3. Clumsiness: Unless you're subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down. It's completely unnecessary, and the black & blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day are beyond me. Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

4. Furthermore: The hangovers have GOT to stop! This is getting ridiculous. I know a little penance for our previous evening's debauchery may be in order, but the 3pm hangover immobility is completely unacceptable. My entire day is shot. I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to sleep/passing out face down on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should be minimal & in no way interfere with my daily activities.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now & would like to ensure that we remain on good terms. You've been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don't know what to do with the extra money in my pockets. In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above & address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions & hopefully we can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you,
Your Biggest Fan

P.S. THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Boat Chick************** (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5348) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:25 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Tribs, posting the pics would be wonderful!

Kristi, thanks for the cam pics, I love them when I can peek in from work, brings a smile to my face:-)

Oh, ya wanna see Michael's owie?

http://www.medicinenet.com/herniated_disc/article.htm

I don't wanna sound odd (OK, we know i'm odd), but i am just AMAZED at how big this sucker was!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By PegiSue*-YOU KNOW, THE REAL PEGI SUE (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4906) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:26 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Brad...
SAY HELLO TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS!!!!
Brad's best friends!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #955) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:39 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

PS, I just wrote them the above letter.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By PegiSue*-YOU KNOW, THE REAL PEGI SUE (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4907) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:45 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

I know, that's why I put them here!!!!!LOL

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #956) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:46 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

Think I'll get a reply? I'm guessing no, and I'll have to invite them all in again tonight.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #957) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 11:52 am:     Edit PostPrint Post

I'm not sure if this has been posted on here, but...

Party in the Stomach - Jim Breuer

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Timmmy - Bonairian Bottom Dweller (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5483) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:13 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

What .... it's time again already ???

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By PegiSue*-YOU KNOW, THE REAL PEGI SUE (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4908) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:18 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

No, Brad's friends are just haunting him!!!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Timmmy - Bonairian Bottom Dweller (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5484) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:32 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Phewwwwww - I not ready yet !!
1
Man Cam

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Spring is BOOMing! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #7062) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:36 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Is he nekid???

Hi Timmmmy :-)

Morning everyone!!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Timmmy - Bonairian Bottom Dweller (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5485) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:37 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Hi Boomie

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1436) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:38 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Brad, I sing really well after a few drinks! I dont get that part of your letter

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Gail T. (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #2955) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:38 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

A die hard fan......

So young Jim finally gets a hold of a ticket to his favorite teams final playoff. He's estactic that he got a ticket, and didn't even care that it was in the nose bleed section. Go team! But as the game progressed he noticed an empty seat in a prime section. And found himself constantly checking back at that seat.

Finally he mustered up his courage and went down and asked the man there if anyone was sitting there. Our Bob said, 'no, you can have it'.

Jim said 'Wow, these are terrrriffic seats! Thanks so much' Bob said, 'Yes they're the best. My wife Maggie and I have had these seats for 25 years. This is the first game she's missed.'

Jim said 'Gee, I'm sorry. But don't you have any friends that could have come with you today?' Bob says, 'Naw, they're all at Maggie's funeral.'

(Message edited by ski9413 on May 29, 2008)

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tom C. (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #16880) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:39 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Two little boys are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first boy leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second boy says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous." The first boy says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!" The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision. The second kid says, "Whoa! I had that done when I was born
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and I couldn't walk for a year!"

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1437) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:39 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

oh wow, who's that?? slirp

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #958) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:41 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Timmmy, See what happens when we do that two nights in a row? You sleep right through to the third night. Its a very vicious cycle.

OK, by now y'all must think I have a serious problem...

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1438) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:41 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

thank you Timmmy\image[bless you}

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1439) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:42 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

try again

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #959) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:43 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Kristi, there is not a doubt in my mind that you sing really well after a few.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By ***Patrick who herds sharks on Bonaire** (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3017) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:43 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Brad time to do the suckup route!!!!!!!!!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #11157) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:45 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Tom, have any jello and ice cream left?

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #11158) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:46 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Hey Patrick.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By A rose by any other name..aka RosAnne (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2450) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:48 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

looks nekid to me boom!
So here is my joke for the day...Except it's true!
I went to pick up my car at he dealership this morning and my service advisor says "just a few more minutes we are just finishing detailing it, I go cool" I put Rajan in on the passenger side rear and go around to the drivers side and there is a big friggin dent in the door that wasn't there before! I said excuse me, where in the he)) did that come from?? He goes HUH? I say "THE DENT"! He goes wow...I don't know but it looks pretty bad. AHHHHHHHHH! So I go inside so they can figure out who did it and when they can repair it.
I put my purse down and a guy spins around and faints and lands on my purse and breaks my glasses in two pieces ( I need them to drive!) I help him and everyone comes running over they call 911 and he comes to and says "wow that was weird, I just fell asleep. I then realize he smells suspiciously like vodka!
I am NOT making this S**T up! So this was all before 9 am this morning, so what kind of day do you think I will have??

Timmmmmy, Brad, make me the biggest friggin concoction you can come up with let me have it!

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Brad (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #961) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:49 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

I was just wondering that Patrick! Here's Chat Page 2

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Tom C. (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #16881) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:50 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Jerry, no jello or ice cream left, but I just had a piece of carry-on luggage delivered that is heading your way tomorrow.

Sunny and warm outside and my boss made me come to work - grrrrrr.

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1440) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:51 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Rosanne, maybe you should have asked that guy for some of HIS concoction, LOL
Thats terrible but so funny, I am warped, I know
Did they let "pass out guy" drive your car?

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Kristi..Stuck in Tennessee**October PLZ (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1441) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 12:52 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

but we werent done here yet....

 

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of page Link to this message  By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #11159) on Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 1:08 pm:     Edit PostPrint Post

Tom you have VM on your cell.

Do not ship.

 


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