Good morning everyone, had your coffee yet?

How About:

REMEMBER 1957?

I know some of you are not old enough to remember BUT this list below Was put together in a great way.

The following were some comments made in the year 1957:

"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, its going to be impossible to buy a weeks groceries for $20.00."

"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long when $5,000 will only buy a used one."

"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."

"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"

"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store.."

"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage,"

"Kids today are impossible. Those ducktail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls,"

"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying damn in "Gone With The Wind", it seems every new movie has either Hell or damn in it."

"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."

"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday that they will be making more than the President."

"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."

"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."

"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."


"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."

"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to Congress."

"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."

"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15.00 a night to stay in a hotel."

"No one can afford to be sick any more, $35.00 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."

Morning Jerry & BH - Yep on my 2nd cup - and I fixed my laptop with some pine sap and bobcat skat - guess watching all those old MacGyver shows paid off.

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LOL!!!

Timmmmy, Duct Tape fixes everything... The Handyman's Secret Weapon...

So does gum actually.

Timmy, I posted a pic of your sea food diner the other night on a chef's web site, they asked me never to return. Seems mac & cheese does not go well with caned green beans. Who would have thought?

OK TIMMMY BACK ONLINE STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM!!!!

Here play with the horses::::


http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

Eileen - I was going to try that but I used the last of the roll to keep the mice out of the pop up camper ... little buggers had a in and out hole chewed through the rubber weather strip under the door.

A funny for a Thursday.....

A Polish man whose English is far from perfect married an American girl. Everything was going splendidly until one day he burst into a lawyer's office asking for a divorce arrangement. That depends on the circumstances I need to ask you a few questions first. Have you any grounds for this? asked the lawyer. Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home. No, I meant what is the foundation of this case? It's made of concrete. No, I don't think you understand what I'm getting at. Do either of you have a real grudge? No, we have a carport and don't need one. I mean what are your relations like? All my relations still in Poland. Does your wife beat you up? No, I am always up before her. Why do you want this divorce. She's going to kill me! What makes you believe that? I got proof. What kind of proof might that be? I saw what she bought and put on the new shelf in the bathroom, she is trying to poison me, I can read and it says: "Polish Remover"

What? - Jerry - I thought Mac and cheese goes with anything??

GOOD MORNING PATRICK thanks

Good one Gail

Hi Patrick! Hi to everyone else!

Mac and Cheese, the #1 staple in Quinn's diet... a close 2nd is chicken fingers...

Good Morning Eileen and to your little ones also!!!!!!!!!!!

How about some airline stuff:::::

On landing the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."
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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."
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As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
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After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, you can bet everything has shifted."
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As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.

Please do not leave children or spouses."
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Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxies what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
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Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

Mister Timmmmmmmmmmy, its sawsug gravee thet gose with everthang.

Ah rahmember when Bob Evan's fyne eeturies uusta hev Mac and Cheese an Cottage Cheese on thair vegabull list. Mah boy, Otis Jr. alwaze et the Mac and Cheese sayen "Itsa vegabull Pa, its helthy fer me." 16 yeers ol and tha kid jus hed his sekund angeeopastry.

l-oh-l, spelchek jus puukt.

Beau - You are sooo right my friend !



oops -thar goes my colesterall

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Jerry send that one to your Chef website - LOL

Dam, that's nasty!

Morning all Hey, when Sarah was little, we used to call M&C the "other" white meat...lol!

I think me and my peeps are going for sushi again today...i'm gonna have the Robster Salad again....LOL!

Quick Michael update...not good, doc said it's one of the largest herniations he's ever seen....it's bad. He will have surgery next week poor guy

He will be a new man once it's done, and pain free.

Bubba, you aint right!

Good luck for Michael.

Jerry - This is the little fellow now

for Michael. I'll keep him in my prayers.

Cynde, for Michael!

I have my whole family saying robster now, even Rajan!
By the way, I make an awesome homemade mac and cheese, it was grandma Cuccarelli's recipe!
Eileen, Sardinia??? I thought it was Bonaire.Did I miss something?

eileen

sounds like my child when he was small. we used to


pack velveta cheese (the big block) in luggage when going to bonaire.age(5)he would not eat the cheese on island. his main foods were grill cheese, mac & cheese,chick nugs (until he found a vein in one) stopped eating them and bacon
he is now 20 and has finely developed much better taste and variety.even eats vegge now
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RosAnne did those Angels work out for you?????

Brian, he looks in supper shape, and big!

boat chick
all the best to michael.
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blue harley
brings back memories.
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BH! YESSSSSS!!! I sent you an e-mail on Friday, I guess you didn't get it. Thank you again, It was an experience I don't want to repeat.

Cynde, I wish Michael a quick return to being comfortable and physically well. Can I join you for lunch.

Brain, what are you feeding that boy he is HUGE!

RosAnne, if you visit your brother ya have to stop by and make me some of your (now) world famous mac and cheese.

Smack, would you have me any other way.

Tom, I'd love to! I hope to get to visit my brother this year but geez, it gets cold up there like, in August and I hate the cold!!!

peek in to wish everyone a nice eve and night.
Cynde Boatchick i am very behind,don"t now what is with Michael,but can read that there is something not good with him.
sending my Good vibes and prayers to him.and hope He is getting well soon.
diner time here, and its starting to thunder and rain.
wish everyone a good heahlt.because that is the most important thing in life.

RA, come on up now, the lake is at 42 degrees.

oeps wrong picture.

Good Morning (said in my best sing-song voice).
Not much to report from here. It's supposed to be the warmest day of the week today - 80's on the coast up to 100 inland. I'll be here at my window-less desk so it won't matter much

Brian - Paddy is just 100% wonderful. Boy he looks great!
Tom - looking forward to seeing pics of you on your bike
Jerry - kicked out of your chef site??? They just skip right over slaps!
Hugs to HunnyBunny and a few extra just because

PS/Kathy --- did I miss the pictures??? or are ya'll still hanging by the pool drinking wine?

42, what are %*&^#%@ crazy, I'd need a 7mil wetsuit under my dry suit to keep me warm!
It's 9:49 and 95 degrees right now, supposed to head into the 100's for the next few days, I love it!

Goooooooooooood Aaaaaaaaaaaafter nooooooon

It's not Monday, is it?

Any sign of Tribs yet?

She must have seen this yesterday

Good Afternoon!!! All kiddos sleeping!

Sardinia - my sister and her finance are planning on getting married there! His fam is from there!

Get well soon Michael!

Wow!!! Bette that's cool
I didn't get a chance to dive the hooker.... wish I had made it happen!!!

Copper Wire

After having dug to a depth of 10 yards last year, New York scientists
found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the
conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than
100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed,
California scientists dug to a depth of 20 yards, and shortly after,
headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: 'California archaeologists have
found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their
ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a
hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.'

One week later, The'Newport Daily Independent', a local newspaper in
Arkansas reported the following:

'After digging as deep as 30 yards in cotton fields near Jacksonport in
Jackson County Bubba Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported
that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300
years ago, Arkansas had already gone wireless.'

Eileen - that sounds like such an adventure!

For the wine in a box snobs.

Timmmmy, picture of the mouse is adoreable!! Brian, I love your dogs, they're beautiful. Cynde, hope things get better for Michael. We had a sad morning here taday. One of our night nurses lost her 3 month old son. She got a call from her husband at 5Am, he found him passed away in the bassinette. Sooo tragic.

Boom; get your *** over here and I'll show you :-))))

Linda: hi hi hi, that's exactly how things would go!
When I was working in Aruba, we used so many paper we use to say: when archeologists dig up this place after a 1000 years or so they will think this was a paper factory :-))))))))

Eileen, sounds absolutely fabulous!
Brian, love the doggie!

Susan, how horrible, I wish them healing thoughts, although nothing can take away that type of pain except time.

Eileen, I hear they have good fish there, if you can get the cans open that is.

Tara, Come on down in September, so far Johnny Smack and I have 16 others we are sneaking in to Gregg's and Debbie's condo. We'll get you to the "Hooker". Only catch is, you must bring a snowboard because P.S. and I are planning on boarding the salt piles.

Hi Karien!

Linda, LMBO!!

Bette, I like that composition.

W.I.B.S? Jerry, we actually have W.I.B.S. here?

RosAnne, I know what you mean, 42 degrees is almost too warm for pleasure diving. 57 degrees outside right now, thank goodness they say it is going to cool down because, I hate running the air conditioner this time of year.

QUINNMON, RIKESTER, KEDRON, MOMMA HAS CANDY FOR YOU!!!

O my goodness Susan, that's so tragic and there is really not much to do or say.
Let's send her(and family) a world full of good fibes and hoop she will find consolation soon.

Cynde, I do hoop that thing's will turn out for the better for Michael.

Love the doggies Brian.

Nice one ey!
Took a few dives but then you get something :-)))

Susan, you made your post while I was typing. I can not even imagine your friend's and her husband's pain. Please pass along our condolences.

Oh Bette and Tom if only, if only.....

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Susan, there are no words and no greater loss. May your colleague find comfort in family and friends.

Susan, I'm so sorry.

Susan, we are so sorry to hear about your colleague's son - that is so tragic.

Susan, I'm so sorry for your friends loss. Hugs!!

Please go to part two

susan
such a horrible loss. give ur colleague lots of love
and be there if she and husband need an ear. my prayers go out to them.
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