By BlueHarley (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1763) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 9:31 am: |
A blonde was visiting Washington D.C. for the first time and wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortuantely, she was having trouble finding it. Finally she saw a police officer
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By BlueHarley (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1764) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 9:38 am: |
Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge. He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
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By Kristi**********Hurry October!!********* (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #788) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 9:39 am: |
Goodmorning
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By Tom Cousino (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #16694) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 9:50 am: |
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By BlueHarley (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1765) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:01 am: |
COMPUTER TERMS - TEXAS TRANSLATION:
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By Linda (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #883) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:18 am: |
BH
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By Eileen - Trip - Sept'08 details to come! (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #12483) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:20 am: |
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By **Patrick who herds sharks on Bonaire** (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #2791) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:24 am: |
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of rain.
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By **Patrick who herds sharks on Bonaire** (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #2792) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:28 am: |
And for the golfers out there...........
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By Gail T. (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #2874) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:46 am: |
Mothers - Thank God for them.
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By Cecil (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6345) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:52 am: |
On that last joke, we were golfing once and a buddy hit a low ground ball and it hit a Canada goose square in the head killing it dead. His buddies being good friends took his golf ball and put it on the dead goose and told him to hit it from where it lies.
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3458) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 1:36 pm: |
OMG - can this day go by any FREAKIN' slower!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By LaDonna (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3527) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 1:38 pm: |
OMG....Yo MO....you are sooooooooo right!!!!
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10327) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 1:55 pm: |
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3460) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 1:56 pm: |
Hey - I want that job.... Official Park Bench Snooze tester.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10328) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:38 pm: |
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3461) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:41 pm: |
OMg - it's only been 10 minutes since the last imt I looked at the clock. PLEASE 4:30 hurry up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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By Kristi**********Hurry October!!********* (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #792) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:44 pm: |
Dance evolution This is so funny!! Had to share!
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3462) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:45 pm: |
And of course almost EVERYTHING fun is blocked on the work website. I never see any of the youtube stuff or nuthin...
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By LaDonna (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3529) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:47 pm: |
Yo MO.....Cecil posted a site the other day......ztunnel.com.....I think......lets you get past those pesky little blocks!
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By Kristi**********Hurry October!!********* (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #793) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:52 pm: |
Dance evolution This is so funny!! Had to share!
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By Kristi**********Hurry October!!********* (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #794) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 2:52 pm: |
hmm, didnt mean to post it 2wce
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10329) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:01 pm: |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCYaw5tGYAs&feature=related
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10330) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:02 pm: |
KIV, we need you!
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3463) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:07 pm: |
KIV we love you.
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3464) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:14 pm: |
I'm sorry - I must rant on here... This is part of an email that we(as fitness class participants) just received. And this is a LARGE group of people that have received this email.
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By Tribs, less than a month till Bon!!! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5736) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:18 pm: |
How about 5-8 pages of that stuff? Yep, that's me right now. Grading final papers before the semester ends.
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By Matthew Van Sickler (BonaireTalker - Post #13) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:19 pm: |
Here's my favorite golf joke:
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By LaDonna (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3531) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:19 pm: |
Yo MO.....I used to have a boss that wrote e-mails even worse than that, and the distribution list included 8 doctors. I used to have to "translate" for my co-workers.....when I could. One of the many reasons I no longer work there.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10331) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:23 pm: |
Whats your problems Mara?
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3465) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:28 pm: |
Jerry - your sentences were too short for me to comprehend if you would only put them into a more complete manner so I could read them without those pseky punctuation marks that would make it all the better for me
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10332) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:30 pm: |
Whats your problems Mara I sae nothen rong with thats email Looks likes sum good infomashun
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3466) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:33 pm: |
still too short of a sentence Jerry but I will forgive you at this time as I am thinking we need some of these pearls from Tribs. My question to her...do you ever feel the need to beat some of them with a stick?
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By ******Beau "Bubbles" Bales****** (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #282) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:37 pm: |
ah c'mon girl, ain't ya evah been confussed?
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3467) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:38 pm: |
Not that I would admit to pubicly
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By Tribs, less than a month till Bon!!! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5737) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:42 pm: |
I plead the fifth!
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By Tribs, less than a month till Bon!!! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5738) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:46 pm: |
And another one...I seem to be receiving more and more papers that DO NOT HAVE A SINGLE PROPER NOUN in the entire paper. The students write solely using pronouns. Unbelievable.
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By Tom Cousino (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #16696) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:49 pm: |
Here is something that might make some of you smile.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10333) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:51 pm: |
You people are being to sererouis.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10334) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:52 pm: |
Tribs, who winded the war?
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10335) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:55 pm: |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ou8kBroGnaU&feature=related
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By Tribs, less than a month till Bon!!! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5739) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 3:57 pm: |
Jerry...Canada.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10336) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:00 pm: |
I nodit!
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3468) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:00 pm: |
Canada 0 but I thought they were fighting the Chinese. I'll never get that history thing straight.
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3469) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:01 pm: |
Actually Jerry I think it was Bob who winded the war - have you smelled him lately????
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3470) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:04 pm: |
I wondered what a Slanish was but I figured it was French Candian talk for somethin
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10337) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:04 pm: |
Should be soon.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10338) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:06 pm: |
Slanish??????
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3471) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:10 pm: |
don't try to cover it up - I saw it.
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By Cecil (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6348) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:11 pm: |
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong, "Yes, Nurse Tracy ," said Mr. Wallace. "My Private Part died today, and I am very sad."
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10339) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:13 pm: |
Don't make baby Jerry cry, or he will post this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p8FNO3Z0UQ
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3472) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:15 pm: |
Don't forget - I can't see youtube so post away but please don't cry - we don't need to stinkin' tears here.
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3474) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:23 pm: |
come on ya'll I need 8 more minutes of chatter and then I am heading to the ranch.
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By Tribs, less than a month till Bon!!! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5740) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:28 pm: |
Sorry...I've been reading news. There was a bomb threat at Northern Illinois University about an hour ago. Nothing definitive yet.
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By Yo MO - Meet me at the 3Day in Boston (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3475) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:32 pm: |
MAN - It's time to go - a good walk and a glass of wine - I hear my name being called.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10340) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 4:33 pm: |
Have a nice evening Mara.
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10341) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:07 pm: |
PS, you around?
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4297) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:23 pm: |
I just got here. Took a while to figure out Mara's email!! That's insane!!
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10342) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:25 pm: |
Coffee is ok.
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4299) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:28 pm: |
I'm having some Iced Tea. I've drank water all day, one bottle of Gatoraide. I've watched the Travel Channel all day, when I wasn't asleep. Good thing George is off today. He's at the gallery, I'm comatose!
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4300) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:29 pm: |
I think I drank tequila last nite!!
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5313) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:30 pm: |
Hi Jerry
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5314) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:31 pm: |
PS, hope you'll recover Go shop, you'll feel better LOL!
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4301) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:31 pm: |
Hey Kobi!!!
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5315) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:31 pm: |
Hey chickie.....just peeking in.
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4302) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:32 pm: |
SHOP!!!LOL
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4303) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:34 pm: |
Jerry, it's time!
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5316) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:35 pm: |
Ok, forget that idea then But I'm sure you'd look cute anyway hee hee.
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By Tom Cousino (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #16697) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:38 pm: |
HEY JERRY, BEAU WANTS TO SEE YOUR WETSUIT!!!
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4304) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:43 pm: |
My 'jammi's are a big t-shirt and ripped up sweat pants...yep, I look cute! I'm not really up for going in public today...now I know why they call it "to-kill-ya"!!LOL
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5317) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:46 pm: |
Night, Tom
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5318) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:47 pm: |
When I visit ya, this year, I might can fit her under the plane seat; then you can see her horns for yourself LOL!
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By Jerry (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10343) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:54 pm: |
I'm a happy guy, thanks KIV.
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4305) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:56 pm: |
I am still waiting for you to get here!! Waited at the "lounge" last nite, you never showed up!! See, it's all your fault!!
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4306) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:58 pm: |
I just like that pic Jerry...I'm gonna have to get a pic for our Happy Hour postings!
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By Kobi in Virginia (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5319) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 5:59 pm: |
Awwww, Jerry, awesome picture. Wonderful photo of two wonderful peeps. Lifting my glass to you both!!!
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By Spring is BOOMing! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6735) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:02 pm: |
Hey Kobi!! We would jump up and down for joy if gas was only $3.53/gallon - Guy just paid $4.23 this morning $75 to fill his Ford Ranger....YUCK!!
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4307) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:07 pm: |
That's ok Tara...my head stopped hurting a while ago...yell all you want!!LOL
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By Spring is BOOMing! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6736) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:18 pm: |
Awww man... I missed all the fun
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4308) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:20 pm: |
George is supposed to take me back downtown to get my truck later, and I'm taking my camera!! I love the window at nite, and there's no reflections on the glass. So, then I'll post 'em on here for you to "window shop"!!
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By Spring is BOOMing! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6737) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:23 pm: |
Very cool
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4309) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:30 pm: |
I'm going to try to get the whole building too. It reminds me of downtown Kralendijk...it's the same color with the white trim. I love it!!
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By Spring is BOOMing! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6738) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 6:34 pm: |
Thank you Maam.... now I really need to get my arse to the bank and make this deposit.
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By Timmmy - Bonaire Bound in September (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #5258) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 7:35 pm: |
I'm back from happy hour at some new sports bar at the outlet mall and yahhhh I'm feeling kinda happy
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By Cecil (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6350) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 7:52 pm: |
Sorry Timmmmy only got one. From here.
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4310) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 8:23 pm: |
Ok, I'm back. Got my truck, took pics. So, here ya go!!
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By PegiSue (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4311) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 8:26 pm: |
Those DON'T look good!!! I'm sorry Timmmy!!! I am not good at this sometimes!
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By Spring is BOOMing! (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6741) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 8:34 pm: |
Yeah!!! Thanks PegiSue What a great shop. I love the overhang - is it tin?
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By Kathy Hall - Bonaire in September 08 (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #10581) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 8:45 pm: |
They look good to me!
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By Gail T. (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #2875) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 9:00 pm: |
Is it 5 o'clock yet? Oh my gosh - I'm way over due! It's Gentleman Jack time! I spent too much time outside pulling weeks and stuff!
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By Kristi**********Hurry October!!********* (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #796) on Thursday, April 17, 2008 - 10:47 pm: |
Hey PS!! Store looks awsome..I love it, maybe someday I'll make it down to go SHOPPING!!
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