Anyone have any extra toilet paper?

I have some newspaper. Will that work?

Just avoid the plants with three leaves. Hey we got two chicks.

I got some people on the corner that you can toilet paper!! It's Friday afternoon again....They'll only be here for 4 more hours!! OH, now they are singing!!
Give me strength!

Jerry, do you have carpets? Then do as Caymus doe..... NO DON'T I WAS KIDDING.

Hey Kiwi, are you gonna eat any cake tomorrow?

Thanks for the pic Cecil.

Very cool, Cecil!!

One to go.

You all are so funny
Cecil that is GREAT!!

Tom, why would Kiwi eat cake tomorrow.... is there a celebration????

PS, you should go and join them but sing really loudly and screw up on the words Oh, and mussy up your hair and wear that outfit you had on the other day when your computer was possessed.... high heels, short skirt, shirt unbuttoned down to there!!! Don't forget to take pictures so we can all join in

THAT would be hilarious, Tara!! Hmmmm...how much alcohol does it take me to stand on a street corner...OH, NEVER MIND!!!! Tom, don't even go there!!!
Uh oh...

You get arrested for that in this town!LOL

I need a red tee shirt and a sign to be safe!!

I think CB knows all the tricks!!!!!!!

I have $1.62

another lurker breaks out I'm just having a nice relaxing evening after another busy week at work, but I'm going to Osnabruck tomorrow for skittles and cards evening

so a chilling out weekend has started

a good start reading these fun threads here on BT

Dang Jerry, I gotta give you change back!!LOL

The UPS dude just delivered a case of wine, I should be ok for the weekend?

Jerry has wine in a BOX!!!!!

Sugar Babies, Tom not cake. Hard to get the candles to stand up straight though.

I think I need to go check out my FaceBook Calendar....

Steve, they are not to bad once you dust them off, remove the dog hair and anything that might be moving.

Ah ha!!! Well, it's gonna be a Surprise Party at Steve's!! _{shhhh, don't tell him!!}

Hey guys...no joke...my daughter's band is going to play at our HS on Sunday for the former President, Bill Clinton....now political opinions aside....that's pretty cool!!

Jerry...what did the wine come wrapped in.?..the packaging could always be used for ....refuse clean up.
Got to "make doo" these days.....
You guys have sure been busy whilst I "tend" to the garden!

Divorce Jewish Style

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this,
so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.


Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone,"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this."


She calls her father immediately and screams at the old man,"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back! , and we'll both be there tomorrow.Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.


The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife."Okay," he says, "They're coming for Passover and paying their own airfares."

That is very cool Donna!!

hey,

i flunked my MS Word specialist test

and now while off-gasing nitrogen i can also probably release some of that too...

pictures in LESS than 48 hours

That's very cool Donna.

Hi everyone,

Thanks Jerry, good advice. I always eat em with my eye glasses off. Everything is soothingly fuzzy then.

Don't tell Steve what?

I'm glad we agree that's it's cool.

PS, it's getting close.

Everyone, please try to remember that Sunday is "Blame someone else day". Participate if you can.

It's Kiwi's big weekend.

Donna, that IS cool! I once got to meet Jimmy Carter at a Habitat for Humanity project. Larry despises him (for giving away the Panama Canal), but I loooovvve him. He's a good man. Only other famous politician I've ever met is George Wallace. icky pooh He reminded me of a Vampire.

Takes a long time to read this thread! Shoot, I'm already down a...half a glass of wine.

Happy Weekend everyone!

And for Kiwi for TOMORROW:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4SLSlSmW74

Cecil, I love the chick updates.

Jerry, eastern time for me and PS, and really, a whole BUNCH of us! lol

I'm just waiting for my memo, Jerry!
Steve, I participate in that EVERY day!

Here you go kids.

Bonne nuit doux prince. Profitez du vin.

Yeah, what he said

甘い王子おやすみなさい。ワインをお楽しみください。

Oh, Babel could translate that one perfectly.
Good night sweet prince. Enjoy the wine.

We will, and you too!

Nite nite all.

Steve, don't call me sweet here, Tom will get upset!

But thanks.

What am I missing here? Who's Babel? I think Steve is babbling!!LOL

Sorry, Tom. I'm not trying to cut in.

Night Kathy.

I do babble, don't I PS. lol

Kathy, I'm not a big fan of the Clintons myself, but seeing a former US President come to OUR HS and have OUR HS band play for him is waaaay cool!!

My hubby doesn't like Carter, either, but you are right..he's a good man.

Ok...enough political talk before I get my typing fingers slapped!

Enjoy the night all....babble on...LOL

how did he make those 'little' boxes...?
I'm impressed....but it IS wine time...

'Nite Girls!

Steve you don't say enough on here to be babbling!! And when you do, I do not know what you are saying!!LOL
Now, I've NEVER been much of a babbler!! Ask anyone, I never go on and on about nothing at all. Just random thoughts flowing out for no real reason, and no real meaning...no, I just don't really do that....LOL

So Andover Bicycle Shop is where Prince has been hanging out.... band practice at the house
I'm starting to catch on

Purple Rain!!!

Little Red Schwinn.

Boomie Bonjour!
Toujours un plaisir de vous voir.

I'm addicted to google translate. Stop me before I translate again!

Я перевел еще раз! В этот раз на русском языке. Ой-ой-ой.

Hiya Kiwi


still 2 hours to go!!! Lots of stuff to order, bills to pay and then......
3 days of bliss, bliss, blisssssss

Steve, spero di avere un grande Compleanno!

I wanna get out of here SO bad...there's no one downtown. I'm falling asleep. I'm whining. I'm hungry. And Steve has me translating weird stuff!!

Με τη σειρα μου, να μεταφρασει, ελληνικα

Я перевел еще раз! В этот раз на русском языке. Ой-ой-ой.
What's this one? It's not Arabic or Greek...

La ringrazio PegiSue! Voi siete molto gentili menzionata

Denise, Καταλαβαινω. Ελληνικη γλωσσα ειναι ομορφη.

Well, George just got here...you know what that means!! I'm OUTTA HERE!! He can stay and wait for someone to show up...I'm over it, for today anyway!!

Я перевел еще раз! В этот раз на русском языке. Ой-ой-ой.

I translated again! This time, in Russian. Oh no.

I'll check this when I get home. I already closed that!! I'll be home in a few minutes!!

Ciao, PegiSue

I am home...now to translate Russian to English...

OH, now I get it! You translated again!

PS, George pobres é deixada guardando o Floridian obras de arte!

PS, poor George is deixada saving or Floridian artworks!

WHAT?

Kiwi, een roos is nog een roos, een kiwi is nog een Steve :-)

PeiSue, Jerry's vino ha mostrato fino a casa mia, per errore, non dirgli! Vieni rapidamente annuncio verrà berlo!

i love Italian!!

PS, poor George is left guarding the Floridian works of art!

... was in Portuguese

Ciao a tutti, non riesco a credere quanto impegnati voi hav stati tutti. Ho bisogno di recuperare

PeiSue, Jerry's wine showed up to my house by mistake, do not tell him! Come quickly ad will drink it!

cute :-)

LOL..shh!!!

Friday nights are good recovery times ... been a long busy week for me too. I am so ready for the weekend. Going to see my niece in her school show of Guys and Dolls tomorrow night in No. Andover. It will be a fun family night.

that sounds nice...I am so glad it is friday

guys and dolls

well, I am off for the night, going to do some reading - enjoy the evening everybody
bye bye

Good night PS where ever you went :-)

Good nite!!
I am relaxing with a chicken, in front of the tv! That's not a smoked chicken, it's baked.

Update on Cliffy Clifferson III: He's looking pretty good and eating!

glad to hear he..and you...recovered from "the incident"!!

have a good weekend everyone!!
c ya...

I just had a vision of Pegi Sue and her "chicken" hunkered down in front of the TV..... with her arm around him! And I wanted to tell her to let him go in the barn yard!

You guys were way too funny today while I was out working in the yard!

But it's Friday night EVERY WHERE now!

(Glad Cliffy is reviving!)

Oh how I wish I could draw....here's what I'm picturing------
PegiSue sitting on the couch with a FogHorn Leg Horn-like Chicken sitting next to her (the chicken is sunburned with big glasses on and smoking a cig). Cliffy is tooling around in a bowl on PS's lap ... all in the glow of the tv Happy Times!!!

Ya'll did good on a Friday Night!!
Still a 1/2 hour to go here but I'm dreaming of our patio and the bbq
*** two big old steaks with garlic butter
*** steamed broccoli
*** baked sweet potatoes w/nutmeg butter
*** a bottle of red wine
*** a bottle of port for dessert
It'll happen

Gail, GMTA I just took too long with my vision!!!

well, WHATEVER

online Continental check-in complete - guess i'll print some boarding passes (even if my black/grey photo cartridge needs replaced)

Yall got me laughing early today!!!
What is really funny...that's almost how it was!! The chicken was sitting on my lap, Cliffy was in his bowl next to me, we were both eating in the glow of the tv!! He didn't like the chicken, so he had "La Nourriture Betta" (ask Steve to translate that)!!!

Bob, you gotta do it right!!
whatever