Liberated from another forum I frequent:

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti- constitutionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have
no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
parking lot or on the side of the road.
10.I must be going home now, as I have to work in the
morning.

LOL!!
"No Thanks, I'm not hungry" is hard for me to say anytime!!!!

Thanks for the chuckle

A few of those things, in section II, I can't say whether drunk or not LOL!

Thanks for sharing and making me grin

LOL! I personally love #8

11. I really shouldn't skinny dip in this public fountain.

My personal favorite !

Well, I have no problem saying no to #6. I can play a mean air guitar though!