OK, funny pics and one line jokes or riddles are in order today, whatcha think?

I woke up and thought it was SATURDAY...imagine my dismay when I realized it was only Thursday!

Jerry, I just realized that hat would go good with your walmart greeting uniform? photoshop someone?

Oh, and buy Caymus one of these, he will look soooooo cute!

What do you call a Deer with No eyes??



I have no eye deer.........

You sure it's not Saturday?

What do you call a no eyed deer with no legs???







I still have no eye deer.......

Oh dear...

How I did the dishes last night.

Jerry, we have a similar model dishwasher, it has 16 legs though and how did you get a picture of me early this morning???

Freddie, lol...

White meatballs.

Go ahead you dumb bird, move just a bit closer.

Jerry, love that kitchen!!

Thanks Eileen, so does Caymus.
Check out the back of the jacket.

Want to know why I'm the way I am?

Say.........cheese......................

Fish food


I like this thread BC
Have a great SATURDAY!!!!

hee heee he

OM freeeekin G!!!!!
Timmmy you are dangerous my friend (can I call you my friend... is there anything I can get for you??? Don't want to be on your bad side!).

LMAO!!!

Jerry, you're so cute! I just want to pinch those cheeks of yours (on your face) and get you a good bra!

Note to my fellow BT'ers, DON'T PISS OFF TIMMY!

Seriously, Jerry, I just love that picture of Caymus and Nicki --- you're a lucky man

Nothing ever makes it to the floor.

Caymus's gray muzzle just speaks volumes. Gosh you just want to give him a big kiss

Cynde made me do it

I'm really enjoying this! T, I'll chip in too and get Jerry a really nice bra cause he really needs one! Jerry seems to also be gaining some nice photoshop abilities himself! LOL

Who wants Cynde's phone numbers?????

I have them all.

Jerry, I had them all disconnected...nice profile pic BTW...

Timmy made me do it

Some day when I grow up and become GUARD, I'll show you, yah, I'll show you.

Any one want to see Cynde pole dancing?

Isn't that how she broke her back?

She says it was on a jet-ski, but we know better.

I just know there's a nice HELLO KITTY bra out there to go with Jerry's thong.

Jerry, do your employees have any respect left for you???

They know nothing about my "other life"!

Jerry, thanks for Cynde's telephone numbers. I just wrote them on every men's bathroom wall in western Orlando

Freddie is a good pole dancer also. Unfortunately I don't have the pic of it on this laptop

HEY FLORIDIANS, YOU CAN TURN THE DAMNED HEAT UP AGAIN!!! Not going to walk Old Town tonight if I have to worry about wind chill

Must go, hot tub needs bubbles.

Tom, it's going to snow again, when you coming home?

Tom, I've been workin' on this heat problem we are having!!! I'm not happy with it at all!!
I don't think I could handle Old Town tonite in the cold either! I'm just gonna go to dinner with my man and go home and get warm!!

It will be about -4 in Tom's driveway tonight.

Think about that big boy!

Damned glad I won't be sleeping in my driveway tonight.

We are sending kids home Saturday to stay with their older brother and go back to school, we are staying here.

SHUT UP, A BOY CAN DREAM

Tom, sounds like you had a good vaca, now it's time to come home and get back to work, there are O-rings that need tending to.

Vacation is not over - to heck with o-rings

Tom, so sorry 'bout the weather! It's gone now though, that nasty cold front. Hey, come to think of it, you brought it with you, didn't you?!! I really hope you guys are staying thru the weekend, we'll be back to 80's by Saturday here, mid to high 70's tomorrow, should be about the same there.

O M G......I love this thread I can always count on you guys to make me smile; that's a given!!!!

TOM....I have bubbles for sale. No bath yet though

Kobi, you're selling bubbles? say it ain't so!

That just can't be true... no way, no how!

Time to wrap up here at work and head out early. I have to meet the Gas man with the high hopes that he can get my oven working.... please, please, please!!! I need my oven!

See ya'lls later ------->>>>>

How much are the bubbles?

Price depends on who is asking.

LOL.....well, Bubbles is sleeping, at present, so the price just went up! Later tonight, when it's b*lls to the wall? The price is rock bottom!!! hee hee.

I have gotta give this 14 week old little sh*t a bath; for real. She's had ONE in her life so far and the breeder did that. It's been chilly willy here the last week so she's gotten away with NO baffy BUT this weekend I will get her; supposed to be in the 50's...... woo hoo!She's grown so much in the short 4 weeks we've had her. I think she's broken the 3 lb. mark already LOL! Monday is a vet visit for booster shots and the dreaded rabies shot; she will hate me then!

Boom, good luck with the gas man. You can have my oven; I don't use it at all LOL!

Hey, wait a minute, girl!! I am Bubbles REAL mother and she comes to me!! And she better have had a bath!

I got a whole stove you can have Tara!! I'll even clean the grease off of it, from George's cooking!!LOL
Now, my crock pot, that I'm keeping!

p.s. don't let Tom near Bubbles...you know what he does with them!!LOL

You ladies are out of controal!

Tom farts in the tub and it becomes a hot tub.
PS try's to sell bubbles......Slap!
I try to buy bubbles.........Slap!

Where the hell is Cynde? Pole dancing? Selling flowers at the LAX? She started this then moved on. I think we need a new rule, you start sh$t you stick with it till the end. Her home phone # is 1-900-pole-dancer.

My meds are kicking in, sleep well kids.

Tom, drink less, pee less!

LMAO, Jerry!!! You're the cause of me most all peeing my pants

Cynde, this is how I can appear in the morning BEFORE I have had my first sip of coffee....totally addicted to the caffeine, again. Oh my! Carole

PS Cyn...tell me that's NOT a pitcher of beer sitting in front of you before you have had your hit of coffee!!??!!

ahhhhhhhhh, drank very little and slept through the night Jerry

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!

Just for Tom.
http://weather.aol.com/main.adp?location=USVT0033

Jerry, I would say "Bite Me" but that would not be nice.

Just returned from a trip to Sherman's Antiques in Winter Haven, I want to buy a house down that way. If we did I could say (with love of course) "HEY ALL YOUR NORTHEASTERN PEOPLE - S***S TO BE YOU!!!" XOXOXOXOXO

Hey Buddy, what time is your flight TOMORROW?

Not flying home tomorrow, heard there is s**w on the way.

Just a dusting.
Come on home.

Okay Pumpkin, will arrive around 9:30 pm. Will you be so kind as to clear out my drive way? YOU WILL? GREAT!!!

Hmmmmmm, would you also clean the cat boxes?

It's snowing right now in NJ, Tom....ugh. Safe trip back good buddy....let's do some linguini & white clam sauce to celebrate your clean bill of health, OK?!! cb