As some of you know, Freddie and George is going on a vacation of a lifetime. Seeing that Freddie is always here, reading every post, every word, holding the rule book in one hand and ready to push the delete button with the other. Three mods on vacation at the same time. The poor guards left will have to take up the slack.

This could turn out a bit strange?

Fire sales
Crime reports
Slander
Name calling
Saying He(( but using LL.

BH will be back soon.
Steve is getting all wound up.

Shhhhhh.. What the he** are you doing? Letting the wolves know that that the pack is a little thin? ixna on the eddiefra alkta

During Freddie's absence any infractions of Bonaire Talk's policies will result in the immediate banning of the violators.

You have hereby been warned!!







p.s.: I can be bribed by those who really need to be foolish

p.s., p.s.: Jerry I expect to receive your bribe soon. Remember make the check out to C.A.S.H..

ellWa, hista is ustja eatgra! owNa I ustma ibebra omTa oota!

(Message edited by steve3453 on August 30, 2007)

Is it Tom with a T?

Jerry, I personally, would never take advantage of Freddie's absence in order to create havoc or mayhem here. Who else will be AWOL? When do the remaining Mods sleep? Just asking, being polite.

Yes you do Steve, just hope other mods don't jump in on my game it could be expensive

WITH A "T" DANG IT!

The mods never sleep.

This has taken a serious turn for the worse. Was it the "Message edited by steve3453" that tripped me up? Why should I worry about spelling in pig latin? Crap!

Gotta run, might work on some tile tonight - NAH, that ain't gonna happen. Gonna go home, eat a nice dinner prepared by me Missus then play with Boris until either he or I crash

CASH PLEASE?!?!

Lets see.
Modseb Mod Seb (works days)
Modfreddie Freddie {Moderator} (Vaca)
Modtom Tom Cousino (Moderator) (Washing O-Rings)
Modcynde Cynde (Moderator) (Whacked on meds)
Dans Daniel Senie (?)
Martindeweger Martin de Weger (Vaca)
Modangela Angela (Vaca)
Modmare Mare (Moderator) (???)
Modjulia Julia (Moderator) (11:00 PM for her)

Hug Boris for me.

See ya Tom. Enjoy.

Well Steve, looks like just you and me buddy, rest seem to have pooped out?

Mare lurks in and out. She's tricky. Gotta be careful, gotta be cool.

I haven't seen Dans Daniel Senie slap anyone yet. Not sure.

Hmmm...

tee hee hee

I'm getting my wet noodle ready for lashing all the naughty posters! Fifty whacks -- or until the noodle breaks!

Just beware of Tanya.


SHE'S the one you have to watch out for. She'll getcha with the Nerf Ball Blaster! And she has refills...

TaNYa Mare

This is an official post from the Moderators of Bonaire Talk:

Dan isn't a moderator

Blame Bob for giving me the meds...I swear it really is a hello ••••• water bottle holder.

Funny Accent moderator reads EVERY POST just like Freddie (oops, •••••'s out of the bag)...but she and Martini won't be back in Holland until this Sunday...so how many days does that leave for Julia...and Mare...they are new, so please go easy on them

ModCynde

evestay, ixnay onay ethay igglattinpay, iay eakspay igglatinpay ootay...eeteeay eehay

(Message edited by modcynde on August 30, 2007)

aremay anyatay, ouyay ucksnay inay erthey, anksthay

(Message edited by modcynde on August 30, 2007)

Adjustment to above post.
(Modmare Mare (Moderator) (Armed and ready)

Yikes! Talk about your nest of yellow-jackets! There everywhere!!!

iHa iniKa! opeha ourya ackba is eelingfa etterba.

Hey Jerry,
I will be preparing your salmon glaze for my daughter, 2 roomies, girlfriend(daughters') and ex-wife on Saturday down in Bloomington(IN). I am psyched.

None of the college ladies drink wine, although I'll bet they'll drink proseco, so that means the ex and I will have to take care of the white. heh heh heh

Proseco and Antipasti

Savignon Blanc with:
Grilled Salmon ala Jerry
New Red Potatoes with butter sauce and chives
Asparagus
Ashley's special salad

Brandy and Cigars in the Wardroom afterwards.

Me thinks thou dost protest too much about the "water bottle holder", iniKa.

Hit the Potatoes with a dash of smoked paprika, killer taste, do not over do the dash!

Dash and taste, dash and taste.

you know, you people who get along with your exes and can have dinner and wine with them really piss me off (just kidding, glad there are some out there that were able to get over it)

anday, ihay oday otnay rotestpay ootay uchmay iwikay!

Sorry, Cynde.

I have two ex's (two????). One I like a lot and she is a great mom to Ashley and the other... not so much.

Thanks, Jerry. Will do. "Dash and taste, dash and taste."

Two? Are you on # 3?

I'll bet I can bride "T" with some linguini with white clam sauce! Yummmmm. cb

Love women. Relationships can be the best, but this geezer will not become a 3 time loser. Too creepy (my personal feelings). My apologies to any 3 time losers out there.

You know this kinda reminds me of what happened to me when I asked about dive luggage. It went off in completely a unanticipated direction.

Thats a pretty bold statement Carole. I believe he already has a bride.

Time to make Louise diner.
Unki, hope your back allows you a good nights rest.
Have a nice evening everyone.

Good night Freddie.

Kiwi...lol...be careful about what you post...I haven't seen my ex since our day in court with da' judge! lol!

Oh, did either ex get the "luggage?" thought I'd try to bring you full circle - tee hee

Kiwi, I think "T" is a woman

WAIT JUST A MOMENT.... who says I will not be reading my mail while on vacation???? there is a thing called wireless internet service on the live aboard I will be on.. and since it is only a 12 hour difference, don't be surprised if I don't log on once in a while..

Here's a heads up.
Tom does not smoke or drink, he owns a dive shop, so he has plenty of O-rings, and the boy can cook up a storm, so, it's cash only.

She's Baaaaack!


I'm gone!


Check please.

Freddie! GO ON VACATION! Don't be on-line. Jeepers woman, you deserve a break.

And for the record, vaca means cow in Spanish. I kept seeing cow after the moderators and couldn't figure out what was going on.

Hi Freddie. Ahhh... another yellow-jacket. If you are moderating on your trip.. I don't know what to say!

Kini, I thought CB was referring to the "T" for Tom posted earlier. Once again, Kiwi 0, comprehension 24.

I think it's time I find Mr. Stoli and go for a little walk.

Freddie, have a fantastic vaca and I expect to see 8 hrs of slide show on your return.

Night all

OK, Carol, were you referring to Tom or Tanya? lol!

Freddie, have a fantastic cow...I mean vaca...we'll hold the fort down, don't worry

Now that I don't have to worry about being employed for real.,see other thread,, LOL... I will do exactly that .. I plan on taking vast amounts of photos and having a great time, relaxing and just taking in all I can about the fabulous land that we will be visiting..Bali the land of temples, Komodo island the land of the dragons.. I can't wait.. pygmy seahorses, frog fish the size of basket balls, nudibranch of every variety {that is what I am going to focus on I will need help Mare and Seb when I return!!}.. I leave in two weeks from today.. the count down has started for sure...

Glad to hear you can enjoy your cow Freddie. I do believe that you were spared a job that probably wasn't perfect for you. It becomes your dream job only when both parties see the beauty in the union. They missed your beauty - too bad for them! Have a fun trip!

LOL...I just "caught" my typo! LOL. Yes, T certainly does already have a bride....so much for my "bribing" capabilities!

My Grandmother's maiden name was Cash....keep it in the family...true believer in keeping the Cash in the family.

Freddie...I have a good buddy living in Bali. Bought a house there about two years ago and will never return to "reality...you should go look him up...go surfing or hang out in his hammocks or go diving. Have fun! Carole

Why do you think they asked another person from over the pond to become a moderator? If I make sure I only have a very few hours sleep I think we have it covered. I read every post, Lord help me, even ones with American words in them that I don't properly understand and the ones that offend me like Hello ***** AND f***y pack.

Hey Steve - you're going to my Alma Mater!!!! I LOVE IU!!!! And here I am off to Woods Hole, MA and maybe a quick side trip to MIT...but I'd rather be going to IU. After the F1 Grand Prix in Indy this year I drove Boy through IU and his comment was - "how do you know where you are going???" I said - "Hey - I went here for 4 years, I should know some of this stuff" Alas he determined that this was simply way too large of a university - he'd rather go to a school like Sewanee - student population 1,200.

Freddie - you need to have an incredible time in Bali and Komodo and all those amazing south seas places that you are going. And just in case you need it I think Steve has some extra luggage and bright pink ribbons for your trip.

Mara, being an alumni, I wish you would bump up your contributions. It might bring my costs down a little. LOL

Ashley loves it at IU. She is having the best time! She's going to the Kelly school of business. She's starting her 2nd year, but has enough credits to be a junior. She has informed me that she will be attending for a full 4 years, no matter how many credits she accumulates. - Doh!

Freddie, enjoy, enjoy, enjoy. We won't misbehave any more than we do already... heh heh heh

Julia, you must get enough sleep. Let me know when you get tired and I'll cover for you...

I don't necessarily work days Jerry; I work in mysterious ways...

Review

Modseb Mod Seb (works days, but denies it)
Modfreddie Freddie {Moderator} (Vaca, but determined to slap till the last minute)
Modtom Tom Cousino (Moderator) (Washing O-Rings, can be dealt with)
Modcynde Cynde (Moderator) (Whacked on meds, water bottle holder issues)
Dans Daniel Senie (?)
Martindeweger Martin de Weger (Vaca)
Modangela Angela (Vaca)
Modmare Mare (Moderator) (armed and dangerous)
Modjulia Julia (Moderator) (11:00 PM for her, slapping on a few hours sleep)

Now that we know that the Text removed by ModSeb are watching, I can't post about the Text removed by ModSeb that was Text removed by ModSeb on Bonaire.

(Message edited by modseb on August 31, 2007)

It's going to be tougher than we first thought. No mention of WBH until the time is right. The moderator threat level is still orange. Go to channel 16. Maintain radio silence until 1500 ZULU.

Roger, over and out.

Jerry, the correct way to sign off is roger out. If you say over it means you what a come back on the radio.

WOW!!!! A sweet lady offers me linguine and clam sauce and Tanya reappears all on the same day

Julia, your location had very little to do with us asking you to be a Moderator

Steve, don't try to figure out when Seb works, it can be confusing

Cynde, we believe you already - REALLY!!! We also believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy - HEY WAIT, I AM THE MOLINATOR - scratch the Tooth Fairy. Let's try that again, okay? We also believe in Santa Clause, the Easter Bunny, The Great Pumpkin and Tinkerbell.

Out (Thanks Patrick)

Oh yeah - "Over."

We can say Fairy?

Does anyone have the vid called Good Dog?
It's about a woman the tosses her WATER BOTTLE HOLDER into a river and her dog goes and retrieves it.

Nice IAD(Improvised Amusement Device), Jerry.

(Message edited by steve3453 on August 31, 2007)

Jerry, as long as we are talking about pixies and helpful spirits - yes!! Oh yeah, I don't have the movie "Good Dog" but, I do have the sequel "Bad Dog" the one where the dog gets the water bottle holder from its' hiding spot and shows it to all the dinner guest. Better than Ol' Yeller any day.

Tom, you're killin me!

I'll send you a bag of valve caps if you send me the vid's.

Heck Jerry, I thought you were the person that sent that vid to me originally.

What color valve caps?

What's the frequency Elvis?

Hey Jerry, isn't it funny how accessories change? When I closed the bike shop this is what water bottle holders looked like

Isn't that supposed to be "What's the frequency Kenneth"? http://youtube.com/watch?v=-fxfDRYGtjw

Well yes if I were singing the R.E.M. version.
I saw Elvis yesterday and I just thought I'd throw that in. It's the flashbacks from the mini meet that are getting to me.

Need some meds? Somehow my script was duplicated and I have extra. If not enjoy the flashbacks, might as well, they are not going away - SOON!

I lost most of the vid's when our server melted down last winter.

I might have sent it to you?

Seb, Are you God?

"I work in mysterious ways..."

Or to include your full quote....

"I don't necessarily work days Jerry; I work in mysterious ways..."

That's where my humor was coming from.....

Gail,
I'm not telling....

Darn funny thread
Thank you for the chuckles!