How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

1 to move it to the Lighting section.

2 to argue, then move it to the Electrical section.

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

5 to flame the spell checkers.

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames.

6 to argue over whether it's "light bulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6
to condemn those 6 as stupid.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is
"lamp".

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light
bulb" is perfectly correct.

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum.

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum.

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty.

7 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

4 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URLs.

3 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to
this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions
about light bulbs."

3 to debate which is more efficient fluorescent or incandescent.


1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again."

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Goldfish!

Jim...L...M...D...A...O....OMG...that is soooooo true...I have tears from laughing so hard....thanks for a morning smile...

Mare, I need my coffee before I can understand yours...lol!

PS, remember to keep this thread on topic...it's about lighbulbs and goldfish.

Thank you,

Modcynde


SNORT!

So is it goldfish as in the common name for the species or is it supposed to be gold fish as in a golden colored fish? Next!!!! LOL!

oh Salvador

(Message edited by muddysoapfish on July 23, 2007)

I wish we could ask Dali !

How may psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
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Only ONE but the light bulb must really want to change....

I am rolling, after a horrendous weekend I needed this!
Timmmmmy, Please join me in a dadaist chat room to discuss the responsibility of the artist to inform and change the world.

Jim, LMAO!!!! Thanks!, now I need to go see who can help me change this damn light bulb....

Mare, some of us got it - good one

lol. Really good

Thank god Lupita responded, or I would have been the last one! That is so funny, due to the fact that it is so darn TRUE!!! I love you all, thanks for making this place so fun.