Since BT is blocked by the corporate cyber cops, I don't usually get to play the funnies with you all. So I'm going to throw one out early!

Happy Thursday all!

A Swede, an Irishman and a Scotsman take their wives golfing....

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivees?" Ole demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too , is wearing no undies.
"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....
Tidy yerself up a bit."

Look at Gail go!!!!

Got some work to do this morning so ya'll enjoy.

BH
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Top 6 Smarta$$ Answers

SMARTA$$ ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

SMARTA$$ ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not your stub."

SMARTA$$ ANSWER #4 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

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SMARTA$$ ANSWER #2 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, " Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

SMARTA$$ ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2006 A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand

Morning All
Gail & BH those are both darn funny. I'm guessing that CC is going to be a bit quiet with all the new cams - totally awesome cams that they are.

I'm off to try to get our new website UP UP UP!! It's been a long time coming --- keeping fingers and toes crossed.

See ya'll later alligators

A guy with no arms walks by a church and sees a help wanted sign for a bell ringer. He goes into the church and talks with Pastor about applying for the job. The Pastor looks at the guy and says that he doesn't think he'll work out because he has no arms to be able to ring the bell. How are you going to ring the bell with no arms, he asks the man. The man says that he really, really wants the job and asks for him to let him try to see if he can do the job. The Pastor is curious and agrees to let him try. They head up to the bell tower and the Pastor says, 'Ok, lets see what you can do.' To his amazement, the man turns to the bell and runs as fast as he can and hits the bell as hard as he can with his face. He bounces off the bell and the bell rings. He looks as the Pastor and asks, 'How's that'. The Pastor is still not sold, and wonders how long he would be able to keep this up. The man hits the bell a few more times and keeps getting up. The Pastor still isn't sure, so the man runs for the bell one more time. He misses the bell and flys out of the Bell Tower and plummets to the sidewalk below to his death. The Pastor runs down the stairs and gets outside to find that the sidewalk is crowded with bystanders looking at the body. As the Pastor approaches, a lady asks 'Pastor who is this person that's laying here? The Pastor looks at her and says 'I don't know who he is, but his face sure Rings a Bell!'

Good Afternoon, Everyone!!!

I promised Tara I would provide an update for both Mrs. Turtle, and for the sick kitty.

Well, we made a mad dash to see the surgeon this morning. He has referred Karen to a colleague, and Karen will have a series of "Punch Biopsies" performed on the infected area on Saturday!! Talk about FAST!!

And the sick kitty......

took me 2 out of 3 falls this morning - wrestling him to get the last pill down his throat!!! Yes, he is VERY healthy again. I'm still licking MY wounds, LOL

I head off tomorrow with 4 others from the Train Club - we're exhibiting at a weekend train show in Midland, Ontario - about 2 hours north - northwest of Toronto!!

That's about it for now..... Now, back to the Webcams!!!

Bill

Mike, that's a groaner! Just the way I like 'em!

Shakira Parody

Lordy...duct taped his skirt on..

Bill, thank you for the update. Poor Mrs T - I hope they get to the bottom of her infections. I'm glad kitty is feeling better (ungrateful, aren't they )
I've been thinking a great deal about you and your family and will keep you in my prayers. Give them both a BT hug from me, okay!

Definitely a groaner CB, but it's that type of Thursday!!!:-)

Bill, I am hoping all goes well for your Missus. Happy to hear that your kitty is feeling better even if your fingers aren't.

Kristin, that video just ain't right. I wonder who those guys pray to. Any guess - hmmm???

How would you feel if this group got on your plane one day?

Wow, Cecil!!! Isn't that the Hot New Band.....

The Dirt Devils, or something like that?????

Bill

Oops. I forgot to say who those seven guys were. Yes I would get on a plane with them.

Whew, I thought the guy in center wearing the soiled thermal underwear was the lead singer from Dexi's Midnight Runners
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8ThWaMnlSZM