apologies to all the blondes in the crowd.. :-)

Two bowling teams, one of all Blonde's and one of all Brunette's, > charter a
> double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Atlantic City. The > Brunette
> team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top
> level.
>
> The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great > time, when one of them realized she hadn't heard anything from the > Blondes upstairs.
> She decided to go up and investigate.
>
> When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes frozen in > fear,
> staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of > them
> with white knuckles. The brunette asked one of the Blondes, "What the > heck's going on up here? We're having a great time downstairs!"
>
> One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and faintly
> whispered.....
>
> ....YEAH, BUT YOU'VE GOT A DRIVER
>
>
>
>

I don't get it?

What is Bob doing to that poor girl?

Nice one Freddie.

You don't want to know!

Miss Freddie, I am upset by yur blonde joak. Mah wife is a blonde and she am dang telligent (Shh, she am standing b'hine me.)

Nevermine, she jus leff.

Kwick joak

Kwesshun: Why aint thair no dumb bruunettes?
Antsir: Pairroxide

She's comen back, gotta go.

Beau

p.s.: Ah thenk ah jus kilt this boreds spelchek

(Message edited by kaduidiver on November 4, 2006)

Hi Jerry

Here's another blonde joke, apologies ladies.

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says, "That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Thanks for the laughs!!

Why was the sales person trying to sell her a microwave?

Chinese tonight anyone?

It taste like chicken!

Jerry - I don't think this chap was amused

Can I be a Diva?

It's Bonfire night here tonight and tomorrow night (Guy Fawkes night) and the fireworks have just started looks like it will be a noisy evening. My eldest dog has taken refuge in a corner on the landing.

Jerry, if you want to be a Diva...here you go!

Be careful what you wish for!

ACKKKKKKKKKK!!!! I AM OUT OF HERE!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don't worry Jerry, you are in good company....

How funny Brian -my hubby was just talking about Bonfire night. Remember, remember, the 5th of
November. Gunpowder, treason and plot.

Oh, yeah, for you newcomers...Wally, Martin, Doc, Tom, Cecil and Smackers...

Dang it, forget to wax your chest just one day and your photo is all over the web.

We're just a bunch of dancing fools!

Jerry we can put your photo here...

hummm that wasn't really the one I wanted.. lets see now
there we go!!

(Message edited by scubahb on November 4, 2006)

(In a voice resembling Jim Ignatowski of Taxi)
ughhhhhh Jerry, mmmmm after looking at your lovely photo above using only my left eye and squinting, I need you to tell me truthfully, ahhhhhhhh did you used to work the Jackson Square area of New Orleans in the mid seventies?"

(whispered)
"Please say no, please say no, please say no!!

I've got some red roses for a blue lady lah lah lah lah lah lah lah lah laaaaaaaaaaah. Please girls, paper money only, those coins are cold.

(Message edited by vtscuba on November 4, 2006)

Jerry, that movie rocks... great soundtrack and awesome costuming!!

Hi Brian,

Do you have any pictures of the Guy Fawkes celebration? I just learned about it and we made a dummy and set it on fire as we toasted it yesterday.

Please post pictures if you have them.