By Michelle's Evil Twin - Obnoxious Woman (BonaireTalker - Post #81) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 3:57 am: |
Warning - there is possibly a rampant crime wave among the denizens of Bonaire!
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #990) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 4:09 am: |
As less tourists visit Bonaire due to the Donkey crime wave, the Donkeys have graduated to stealing into shops.
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By Freddie Hughes (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6123) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 4:18 am: |
On Oct 16 2001 this Donkey thug was caught on camera trying to break into a local residence in broad daylight. Luckily the bars on the door were secure and no harm was done, however an expensive guest logbook was missing from the scene.
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #991) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 4:26 am: |
One of the suspected ring leaders Nosh O'Caret was taken for a short walk to explain why he was found with two thongs and a car radio.
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By Freddie Hughes (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6124) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 4:30 am: |
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By Freddie Hughes (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6125) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 4:34 am: |
>>>>>>>News Release<<<<<<<
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #992) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 4:35 am: |
Nosh O'Caret was found to innocent but he did grass on his masked friend Biscuit, who is now penned up for further questions.
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #993) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 5:01 am: |
Further security agents have been hired from Africa and are shown here strip searching a suspect by Gotomeer lighthouse.
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #994) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 5:40 am: |
Strange happenings - a Donkey was photograhed after Teleporting out of the Police cell. Security are investgating to see if Aliens are behind the crime wave. The Donkey was subsequently re-arrested in a night club.
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By Tom Cousino (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1821) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 5:44 am: |
LMAO!!!
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By Eileen Kimmett (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #7847) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 5:52 am: |
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #996) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 6:33 am: |
One of Bonaire's new speed camera shows the image of yesterday theft and hostage taking. This villan is alleged to be Don KeyOatHay the hostage is still missing and STINAPA are investing the illegal lobster fishing. "The lobster pots strung on the perps sides will be confiscated when we get him" said a representative. He also advised tourists not to buy Lobsters from the many new Donkey Lobster stalls that have sprung up along the dive sites.
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #999) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 6:45 am: |
Bonaire Police have so far been found to be sadly lacking in recognising these new crooks. A spokesman promised that they will embark on a massive training schedule and hope to be able to distinguish between Donkeys and tourists by the end of this year.
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By Brian (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #1000) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 6:49 am: |
Security forces have invented a new Donkey trap this one was caught last night. He is now being rehabilitated at the new Police pound within the Donkey sanctuary.
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By Brian (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1001) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 7:04 am: |
Donkeys have also drifted into drug dealing, here two women are shown being forced into into a life of depravity as they plead with Don KeyOatHay for their children's return.
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By Freddie Hughes (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6126) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 7:08 am: |
As usual in these instances , we have been advised that there are supporters for this army of hay-eatting harlots..
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By Freddie Hughes (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #6127) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 7:20 am: |
>>>>>>>>>>News Break<<<<<<<<
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By David Stewart (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #204) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 7:56 am: |
Don't you just hate been made an ass of
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By Elvira M. Bolanos (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1058) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 8:02 am: |
You guys are just fun-fun - LMAO
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By Brian (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1002) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 8:13 am: |
Folks; it worsens Specially Trained Stealth Donkeys have also been seen on the island. So please don't leave your vehicle unattended near hay or debris that they could be hiding under.
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By Brian (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1003) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 8:21 am: |
It not certain if Al Qaeda have been training the Donkeys or if this is ancient Donkey training art showing that these outbreaks are not new.
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By Brian (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1004) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 8:25 am: |
Could this latest drawing show the reason for the Donkeys sudden loss of trust with humans.
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By Lisa Barclay (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #640) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 8:58 am: |
LMAO!!!
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By Cecil Berry (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4016) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 9:06 am: |
The perps are also using stealth techniques to sneak up on the victims.
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By Leif S (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #246) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 9:25 am: |
And this is what the Donkey Gang does to celebrate...
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By Cynde (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13551) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 12:40 pm: |
The "Queen" of the Donkey's has been spotted, however, we are trying to get a positive ID on her face...
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By Leif S (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #248) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 2:38 pm: |
Battle draws near!
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By Mare (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #782) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 2:52 pm: |
Okay, I've never told any one about my 'hit' during a donkey crime wave. I should have reported it but I was afraid of backlash -- these critters knew where I lived....
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By BlueHarley (BonaireTalker - Post #32) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 3:03 pm: |
NEWS FLASH!!!!!!Be Be BEEP BEEP
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By BlueHarley (BonaireTalker - Post #33) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 3:15 pm: |
Exclusive Photo...informant exposed
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By Annie B. (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13403) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 10:50 pm: |
I really don't know how you all think this stuff up. To use Kelly's famous words, you got me laughing so much, I am peeing my pants. I have a big black bruise on my ass where I fell off me chair too.
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By Michelle_S (BonaireTalker - Post #89) on Thursday, April 28, 2005 - 11:53 pm: |
Sigh.... <<wink>>
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By Eileen Kimmett (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #7852) on Friday, April 29, 2005 - 5:36 am: |
ROFLMAO!!!!
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By Mare (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #788) on Friday, April 29, 2005 - 12:40 pm: |
Michelle S
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By Beauregard Bales (BonaireTalker - Post #15) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 7:15 am: |
http://upchucky.net/%7Eupchucky/flash-fun/farmer-donkey.swf
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By Leif S (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #253) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 7:21 am: |
Profound! LMAOROTFPMP.
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By Beauregard Bales (BonaireTalker - Post #16) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 7:26 am: |
Go change those pants Leif;-{)}
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By Michelle_S (BonaireTalker - Post #97) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 7:46 am: |
That's really cool Beauregard, and educational too!
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By Mare (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #802) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 12:43 pm: |
Oh Mah heavens! Beau is back! OOOOoOooooh! I'm all a-titter!
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #1) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 4:14 pm: |
I have been a lurkin here for some time now and this discussion has brought back such paining memories for me. Perhaps you all can help me out! I was abducted by one of these horrid creatures years ago and have been unable to find my papa...here is the picture I have in my locket today of him as a handsome young gentleman searchin for gold in one of the rivers out west
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By Mare (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #808) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 6:02 pm: |
Oh my darlin' Clemintine!
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #4) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 8:30 pm: |
Why thank you, you are most kind Mare! You can call me Tiny!
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By Annie B. (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #13423) on Saturday, April 30, 2005 - 8:37 pm: |
Ok Clementine. I got you sussed out. I knew you were dodgy. Your cover is blown. LMAO!
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By Beauregard Bales (BonaireTalker - Post #18) on Sunday, May 1, 2005 - 6:47 am: |
Ms. Minersdottir, as I am a father, your story sure touched my heart. I do hope that you find and may be reunited with your father. I imagine that after such a long time with no word, he must have thought you were lost and gone forever.
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #5) on Sunday, May 1, 2005 - 1:33 pm: |
I'm dreadful sorry that you have no word on him Beau as I beleive he shares a striking resemblance to your profile picture, and gosh and golly, I thought perhaps we was long lost cousins or somethin. I guess I should have noted that the above photo has been colorized so that folks might better recognize my daddy, even with that new fangled contraption that some travelin salesman sold to him for huntin for gold in the rivers...I have circulated this poster...my last sight of him travelin out to the mines from our cabin in the canyon on top of the brother of my abductor
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #6) on Sunday, May 1, 2005 - 1:50 pm: |
I guess I was hopin that if someone didn't recognize my daddy they might recognize his ass...
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By Beauregard Bales (BonaireTalker - Post #19) on Sunday, May 1, 2005 - 6:59 pm: |
Clementine, I have three questions to ask of you.
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #7) on Sunday, May 1, 2005 - 10:42 pm: |
Beau, that is such a personal question and I'm not sure how ladylike it is for me to answer in such a public forum...but I am desperate for news of my daddy. My feet are a size 9 but since it would not be ladylike to display such gawdawful flippers for feet, I wore herring boxes which I had taken off by the river at the time that dreaded donkey stole me away. He had kicked up water all over to make my daddy think I'd drowned. As for siblings, my one sister stayed behind at the cabin and my brothers stayed back east with my mother as she was too weak to travel. And now they are lost and gone to me as she passed with the consumption and they were taken to an orphanage where records of their whereabouts were lost in a devastating fire years ago. Now please, since you have requested so much personal information, tell me why you ask??
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By Mare (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #820) on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 12:25 pm: |
Oh my darlin', Oh my darlin', Oh my DARLIN' Clementine,
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By Babs (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #8467) on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 12:44 pm: |
No topses Mare, which led my little duckies to peck at my toes!
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #8) on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 1:13 pm: |
oh, my, my sister has taken to postin for me...after stealing my true love, she's trying to steal my identity!
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By Mare (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #822) on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 1:46 pm: |
Oh my darlin' Clementine, you have me rolling on the floor laughing my butt off!!!!
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By Clementine Minersdottir (New BonaireTalk Poster - Post #9) on Monday, May 2, 2005 - 2:14 pm: |
One must be awfully careful with identity theft these days if that is what you mean Mare!
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