New words created by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter of another word:

1. Intaxication(n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.

2. Reintarnation (v): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
of breaking down in the near future.

4. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
getting laid.

5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.

6. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

7. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person
who doesn't get it.

8. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

9. Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease.

11. Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido(n.): All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect(n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.

And last but not least:

18. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a**hole.

Excellent stuff. I hope we do have to use these words in a sentence.

Ok, how about:
My Intaxication quickly diminished, when like a Ignoranus, I had an Arachnoleptic fit and turned Caterpallor after being biten by a Beelzebug.

Very good Clint

ooo, I've had Beelzebug in my room in Bonaire a lot of times!

ROTFLABAOTP
Very funny!

ROTFLUTS!!!

Clint : so since my reintarnation that darn bozone seems to have no effect on my osteopornosis although the glibidio has become stronger by the dopeler effect which deminishes my foreploy.

Dûh???!!!

Jos:

I like the dafinitions, though on a quick glance i thought I would be seeing pictures of Dalmations

RIMCLbutIdon'tknowwhattheotherlettersmeanbutlaughingprettygoodatjoscuzhesofunny:-))

Jos:
I am sure her HIPATITIS increases in proportion to the SARCHASM, when you tell her you are being INOCULATTEed to stop a contagious case of DECAFALON.