By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #675) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 7:10 pm: |
Let me tell you straight away that I will not be telling you anything about where we stayed on Bonaire because it was far too wonderful and you will all want to stay there despite the fact that it is quite expensive. If we told you it might mean that Bob and I will have a job booking when we want to, which is just not on! Anyway it is far too big for just two people and will be far too romantic for most hardened divers:
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #676) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 7:14 pm: |
More people:
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #677) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 7:18 pm: |
Of course,Mary and Seb and Linda and Michael and Bob may think differently
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By Cynde (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #14215) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 7:52 pm: |
Julia, I'm so sorry you had to "suffer" so much on this most recent trip. I agree, the place looks horrible, and to have people you have just met come trapsing through and wanting to dive and hang out...just unspeakable;-) The pool does not look very inviting, nor the doc...nor the water...oh, and thanks for not posting the horrible pictures of the sea life you saw...no one probably wants to see them anyway since the place was so bad ;-)
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By Belinda Z (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #361) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 8:07 pm: |
Guess I better get my reservation in now for Crown Courts 44a!
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By Cynde (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #14221) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 8:20 pm: |
Belinda...shhhhh....we must never speak of this again ;-)
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By Just Babs (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #9365) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 9:05 pm: |
Julia, I was having a lovely day after a spa treatment up in the foothills and you just ruined it with those frightening pics and scary fish stories...
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By Just Babs (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #9366) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 9:07 pm: |
P.S. you forgot to warn us about how watching the sunset there could potentially cause permanent blindness......
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By Cynde (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #14224) on Saturday, August 20, 2005 - 9:12 pm: |
Ah...Babs...yes...the sunset was probably so blinding that Julia can't even speak or write about it ;-) We must remember to avoid all sunsets in October, particularly from the Belmar balcony ;-)
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By Linda Suter-Gibson (BonaireTalker - Post #50) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 1:31 am: |
Yes, Julia (and Bob), it was only your kindness and hospitality that made roughing it with you on our first visit to your vacation villa bearable. It was such a compromise after your comfortable abode last year. I must admit that were it not for the lure of getting to meet Mary and Seb, we could hardly have tolerated that SECOND visit. The squalid conditions you were forced to endure for two whole weeks were difficult to witness. You both met the challenge with courage and forbearance--that amazing "stiff upper lip" we've come to expect from the British. Such wonderful role models you were! And you forgot to mention the health hazards posed by the iguana "guano" (iguano?). That patio was hardly habitable.
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By Tom Cousino (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2210) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 5:42 am: |
Julia, thanks for taking the time to post. It is very important that we warn others of all the negative experiences we have had.
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By John"Smack"Anderson (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #882) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 9:20 am: |
Julia, as your stay was so horrifying and intrusive, I would like to offer my services as your personal security service. The property shall be diligently patrolled, unwanted guests dealt with expeditiously, gear tended to and secured, food tasted for acceptability, and all dives accompanied with my promise to put myself between you and the nasties. My fee is reasonable and negotiable.
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By Gail Thomas (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #667) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 9:45 am: |
I think Smack needs an assistant! I volunteer my services, also! (After all, it's just in the spirit of helping out our fellow BTer's!)
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By Kent Gerber (BonaireTalker - Post #18) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 10:02 am: |
Are you guys talking about hanging out at the Black Durgon??? I am just guessing. I have never been to Bonaire but just the picture of the sun set and everything that I have been checking out, it would be a guess of mine. Will anybody tell me if I am close?? Kent
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #678) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 10:02 am: |
Thank you for your kind offer, John. Your associate, Tom Cousino, has suggested that we meet in October and dive together. If this meeting occurs we can perhaps discuss the matter of personal security and loud music at leisure.
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #679) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 10:04 am: |
Kent, close but not close enough!
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By Tom Cousino (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2212) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 10:19 am: |
Julia, I am still crying a river for all the pain and suffering you endured during your trip. ROTFCMAO!!!
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By Jeanine (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #681) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 1:02 pm: |
I just got caught up on your thread and would like to offer my services. I am a retired trained life guard and feel that the conditions of the pool are much too dangerous for lovely people like yourselves to have to endure. I am willing to give up grad school and come protect you while you are forced to use such subpar amenities. Please advise as to when you need me to arrive...
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By Fiona Rattray (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #330) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 2:42 pm: |
You are all killing me with the best tongue-in-cheek trip report I've ever lurked through. I suppost the final indignity was no Marmite in the kitchen supplies...?
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By Tara Smith (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #335) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 4:54 pm: |
It seems to me that a whole crew is necessary to ward off all the dangers - I have gear and equipment to offer as well
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By Cecil Berry (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #4182) on Sunday, August 21, 2005 - 5:41 pm: |
What is missing from the expedition is a photographer/reporter, we do want every indignation properly recorded for a future UN investigation. I volunteer my humble services. I could only imagine the terrible tortures that were occurring there as I drove by last week, a shiver went up my spine.
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By Tara Smith (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #336) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 12:07 am: |
OMG - Cecil, think of it: photographer, lifeguard, equipment supplier, personal security and assistant... yup I think we have it all covered any others?
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By DARLENE ELLIS (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1629) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 8:54 am: |
I think Cecil needs an assistant photographer!! We have to make sure we capture all that is going on!
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By Kelly Baum (GDLW) (Supreme BonaireTalker - Post #3019) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 11:06 am: |
Julia, thank you for that wonderful report! I laughed, I cried, I laughed again.
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #683) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 11:55 am: |
I am sorry to do this to you all but I really must turn down all your kind offers on the grounds of safety. I'm sure you will understand after you see these pictures: and the terribly bad fish life: I am worried about the risks you people might be taking:and really must keep you from danger: Apart from these problems: there is also the problem of the refrigerator: I think I will have to ask Linda or Seb or Mary to tell you about the fridge, it has had a terrible effect on Bob and I feel I can't discuss this.
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By Tom Cousino (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2221) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 12:05 pm: |
Julia, Do not worry, I am willing to jump into harm's way for you and Bob;-{)}
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By Linda Stoltzfus (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #610) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 12:49 pm: |
What a horrible experience to read on a Monday morning!!!
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #684) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 1:43 pm: |
It's not that the refrigerator is dangerous, just ADDICTIVE, it affected every visitor but prolonged exposure created severe problems for Bob when we returned home.
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By Cynde (BonaireTalk Deity - Post #14251) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 2:08 pm: |
Julia, I think there are support groups for Fridge Addiction for Bob...please do tell of what woes he is suffering because of that ugly beast
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By Julia Graves (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #685) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 2:38 pm: |
Cynde,we live in a tiny bungalow, we have a very nice fitted kitchen, we have a small fridge and a small freezer. It's England, we don't need to store everything in a fridge. But, at the place that must not be named, the fridge was plumbed in, when you went past you could get cool water, crushed ice, even ICE CUBES, without opening the freezer. You could open a small door and get you Amstel without opening the fridge. It was all too much for someone as mechanically minded as Bob.
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By Glen Reem (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2152) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 3:37 pm: |
Julia,
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By Fiona Rattray (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #332) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 3:58 pm: |
Glen, we cook with fridges up here ;-)
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By jos van osnabrugge (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #1901) on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 10:01 pm: |
Horrible , just horrible, the suffering , the agony.
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By Glen Reem (Extraordinary BonaireTalker - Post #2154) on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 3:26 pm: |
Fiona,
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By Theresa (Experienced BonaireTalker - Post #271) on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 4:35 pm: |
You go girl some things are just better left unsaid and there's nothing wrong with being stingy of your hide away, there's just not enough of them left to go around. Nice story....
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