Kiwi started an interesting (aka evil) thought rolling through my head with a post on FB about the fact that Bristol Palin has been paid $262,000 to be an advocate against teen pregnancy...

As Bas Noij put it, "Only in America...get pregnant as a teen and become an advocate against teen pregnancy...LOL"

Got me to thinking....
*Charlie Sheen is making millions from his erratic and narcissistic ramblings...
*Tom Delay was under indictment and got a spot as a "Star" on Dancing with the Stars....


I couldn't help but wonder what deviant behavior could I cash in on.... hmmmmmmmmm

I'm pretty good at drinking vodka or tequila, although my best deviant days are behind me.

I can power down food like nobody's business, but that field is pretty competitive with all the Biggest Loser shows, etc.

I think I could be a pretty good •••• stirrer if I tried real hard, but it's not in my general nature

What about you? What deviant behavior do you think could earn you a few hundred grand?

Maybe you should start being a spokeswoman telling people about the dangers of social media and internet forums ;-)

how much will you pay me

it's all in good jest... goodness knows there is deviant behavior in every corner of the earth and political spectrum.
But, I might have started my •••• stirring training

I introduced the Lawnchair to BT....I get points for that...

CB you should have been charging fees, or set up a fan club and charge membership, or or... a PAC so that people could send you money to help further your campaign

I know there's more deviants on this site than this.... where is my BT afterdark crowd????

I pee off of my deck out back, just because I can. I rub my Boxer's titties because she likes it. I let my beagle eat "tootsie rolls" from the kitty litter box, because he likes them.

And....before I get on a plane, I have several toddies, because I'm afraid of flying. TOP THAT!!

Sooo my California buddy...what exactly do you DO with/in the lawn chair??????

OMG - Tad you sound like an old roommate of mine (the last straw, so to speak!) He used to blow snot off the deck... and our deck had a million dollar ocean view... kinda spoiled the ambiance!! He was always more broke than me so unless he's gone all Charlie Sheen, he doesn't count

how to make money..... quick easy... stupid exploitative (I'm making up my own words now --- that could work!) 8 figure $$$ .....

Donna,

I'm not sure we want to go there? It just might be a little too suggestive for this old heart. Probably suntanning or something?

Suntanning sans suit!?!?!?!?!?!? CB...you wouldn't do a think like that, would you??

I'm thinking MF could make a LOT of dough with her pole dancing talent

LOL, Tad You are my hero!!!
Damn, I will give this some SUPAHserious thought as I may have a deviant bone in my body somewhere LOL!!!

My deviance to society is not wearing a suit unless I really have to, almost anyone can look good in a decent suit, but real goodness comes from inside, nee comes from the soul.

how that will earn me big bucks I don't know - but it seems to have worked for Richard Branson!!

Donna, I'd do it, but the appeal to the neighbors declines with each successive year...

Our house used to be owned by a guy named Walter, a neighborhood legend. Walter drank wine out of green, screw top bottles and threw them off the deck, down the canyon...I find more of them every time I go down there. He peed off the deck into the yard. He rolled his car down the hill with the engine and lights off so his wife wouldn't know he was going to the liquor store at 1am and generally ran it off the side of the hill into the neighbor's yard. He tore boards of the fence so he could peep at the ladies next door. I think folks around here still think of this as "Walter's House".

As to what one does in the Lawnchair, this comes to mind...http://www.oldbonairetalk.com /newsgroup/messages/23830/393728.html

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LOL CB I'll have to read the thread later...


Off to do a deviant day's work..

I'm pretty good at making up my own curse words.

Man, I have so many flaws I really have to give this thought.

The donkey call thing isn't really a flaw, Jim, but I bet you could make some jing from it. You're terribly good at it.

Oh this is a great thread, Boom.
Let's see..I've already done the tanning - sans suit - in Hawaii. Can you say burned er....parts? So scratch that! LOL!!

I really don't like the taste of alcohol, so scratch the Non-Celebrity Rehab show.

I don't have a deck to pee off of. Love the Walter story, CB. He must have been a popular neighbor.

So that leaves me with sounding off to people who p**s me off. Should get me fired, shot during road rage. Wonder if I could cash in on that?

Kobi, have you thought of the Flying Deviant Nun show? Food for thought.

Roy, I like the way you think. Good on the inside. But, hey, you look super good in those leather shorts. Dang, I'm having a hot flash!!

That's it Kel. Stupid animal noises. I can do a really good elephant too, along with sounds of the jungle.

I can do this weird honking noise that I swear could get me on Letterman.

Chicks that do honking noises are very sexy. MF makes them when she dances on the pole. LOL

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Jim,

I like the animal noises too...!! Terry and I get oiled up in front of the fire, and she barks like
a dog! There's nothing sexier, than a woman who knows how to "Work The Room".

Well I AM a room worker from way back... lol...

Well, after a taxi ride in the city of sin, and discussing how business was, the "escort service" is a ginormous money making business!

I'd be more Mayflower Madam than Heidi Fleiss though. I would only provide the matchmaking part of the business.

LMAO my sister

I love a good taxi ride; with or without the back door open LOL!

Aluminum magnet crack detector for airline passengers. Hang it on your key chain and stick it in your front pocket. Board aircraft. If you feel a tug in your skivvies, deboard. Comes with certificate of authenticity and money-back guarentee(for the magnet...not the air fare). Shipping not included.

Smack, I am laughing but then again I'm flying soon so how many do you have in stock & ready for immediate shipment?!?! LOL!

I could SO be a Beer taster. Not just different kinds of beers, but testing for the correct temperature of beer. I rate the coldness often, and piss people off that own stores. Well, if their beer was colder, they would sell more...DUH!!

How I rate beer temps:

Save-A-Lot - the worst

Winn-Dixie - not quite palettable

Publix - Almost ok

SandLot Store - Pretty ok, w/out even going into the freezer first

COOLER W/ ICE - FanMFtastic!!!!!!

Now, I don't mean FROM these stores, these are just how I rate temps of beer.

Yeah, I know, I'm fabulous

I think I should have a job traveling around the United States, going to different establishments and just testing the beer temps. I could help these establishments out tremendously, IMHO.